iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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WINSHIP

No matter how hard you try, your wins can never be as sweet as mine. My wins are like the nectar from a an heirloom pear tree, while yours is from some African stone cactus. As I write this, I am up more than 2%. I’ve positioned myself aggressively, front running asshole fund managers who need to get long. I do not make this stuff up, as it is all real as heart attacks and synthetic butter.

My personal aggressive accounts are up so much, you cannot handle the news. If I told you, I’d shame you into a deep depression. I will spare you the indignities. Consider it a “Christmas Come Early” from yours truly.

I am long vast amounts of CLF, EXK, REXX, CIEN, CCJ and Q. In addition to that, I have other shit going on, all to do with aggressive coin banking operations, well seen inside of The PPT and 12631.

I am cutting my day short, as I have a mammoth LED-LCD television to buy.

UPDATE: Before I left, I snapped up some SHLD.

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85 comments

  1. kohai

    to borrow a phrase, boom shacka lackla sir – kick ass boss.

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  2. The Zombie

    The Fly is God.

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  3. TheV.King

    LMLP will trade to $4.55 before you mount your new tee-vee.
    The V.King sold 5,000 of his IOC up 3 sticks…sorry DMG…the good news is right now The V.King is up $1.88 on his LMLP

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  4. TheArtist

    for anyone interested, here is my chart for the future of Netflix
    http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww171/HardlyTheArtist/charts/nflx2.jpg

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  5. Mr. President

    Is that the same thing as a teevee?

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  6. tricky

    an aggressive cancer is heading into one of your loved ones as we speak… your cockiness will be punished in unspeakable ways… have a great day.

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    • The Fly

      Cancer afflicts us all, some more than others. May you enjoy your prostate variety.

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    • Mr.Partridge

      So much hate, young man… I could say I am sorry for you $$ losses, but I am not. Cancer is in you, and not a kind that can be treated… get help

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  7. Teapotdome

    Now this music is the mana by which great money is made, good sir.

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    • Teapotdome

      Remember if anyone chooses to trade in physical silver to do so in less than $10k amounts at a time to avoid having to have it reported to the IRS.

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      • Cascadian

        You would report it anyway, wouldn’t you?

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      • drummerboy

        when you go with your silver,into a bank,to turn it into grocery money,know this,before you get one dime, you will have to devulge who you are,and your so-sec #. for any amount. yea, you can make up a name,and give a bs so -sec #.and have to do it at every other bank except ones own. but who wants all that bullshit.

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  8. The_Real_Hmmm

    I bought PWER into the close. If it hits the lotto/short squeeze, I’ll fly a hollowed out ICBM around space to find that huge mirror from Superman II with Zod in it and spin it around the fucking Sun just fuck with the solar dudes on Earth and people obsessed with vampires.

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  9. Bullish

    How big will the TV be? 66 inch LED will look very nice.

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  10. Frog with African Jungle Mask
    Frog with African Jungle Mask

    Congrats, Fly, on your personal accounts being up so much.

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  11. Options Ninja

    I am done with this half rate site, why would I come here to get insulted?

    I guess I have finally grown up!

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    • Frog with African Jungle Mask
      Frog with African Jungle Mask

      If U can find a trading web site half this good where U don’t get insulted, more power to you. Putting up with the insults is part of the dues– in fact, the only dues non-subscribers pay at all. Pretty inexpensive, as these things go, for most of us insensitive trader types. Sensitive people should be artists.

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      • william wallace

        Posters that are insulted deserve it. Show some respect for the gifts given to you and you won’t be insulted. Buh bye.

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      • Options Ninja

        You confuse sensitive with self esteem. If you want to get insulted whether you are a paying or non-paying or customer then have at it. It’s all part of the game sheeple…

        maybe you suffer from low self esteem, sorry not my problem.

        I don’t need a subscriber service. I created my own algorithm, that’s why I have grown up.

        On the bright side I think Gio is the best blogger on the site.

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    • A Monkey with a million of 'em
      A Monkey with a million of 'em

      Fuck you! Now you’ve been insulted by a monkey. Go cry.

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    • alphadawgg

      Dude, where is your sense of self-esteem? Act like you got a pair, and grow some thicker skin.

      Don’t take the insults (and yourself) so seriously.

      The shit on here, is funny, funy, hilarious.

      You only get offended if you allow yourself to be offended.

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      • william wallace

        the best writing, the most entertaining, the best insight, the best bloggers on the intertubes. And its free. So shut up Fucktard.

        Fly could be a best selling author if he put his energy in that direction. So once again STFU

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    • Cascadian

      If they care enough to insult you it means they like you.

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      • drummerboy

        when i first came here several months ago,the first thing that came to my mind was,THIS IS THE STUFF A REAL FUCKING REALITY SHOW SHOULD BE LIKE.and should be studied in the halls of the ivy leagues’……….because they know nothing

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  12. Leo

    Fuck off tricky its his website if you dont like how he talks start your own, noone is telling you to read the fly.

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    • Options Ninja

      Oh all I’m saying I am done that is all. But if you want to run around and post things like “FIG” be my guest.

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      • alphadawgg

        Yeah, the FIG stuff is starting to get gay, but that’s because a lot of the small plebs here would love nothing more than to suck Fly’s cock.

        The rest is still good, though.

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      • Dr Fly

        Options Ninja is BANNED.

        Back to your 3rd tier shithole of a blog.

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      • thewife

        How can you be done when you have never experienced being in? Ninja dummy.

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  13. Le Fly

    Fuck off
    Karate boy

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  14. Bullish

    Tax cuts for all! Long live the United States!

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    • JakeGint

      Would that it were just “tax cuts for all.” It’s really “Tax rates stay the same… for NOW, and oh yeah, have another 13 months of welfare bennies, you shiftless bastids!”

      ________________

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      • Bullish

        I am completely against the welfare ext., however I will take them for the tax cuts (yes they are cuts if they would otherwise be an increase – opportunity cost?).

        Long live the USA, just because the dems have gone wild for 2 yrs doesn’t mean its the end of days. We will find away to carry on and prosper.

        The shiftless will always be present, no matter the coditions, but I’M certaintly no shiftliss bastid.

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        • Bullish

          damn edit button!

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          • JakeGint

            You don’t get it… a two year extension is USELESS. Businesses plan into the future, and the future doesn’t end in 2 years.

            Unless you are a Mayan, I mean.

            Following is my extended Lament: “Quail Hearted Fools.”

            ________________

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          • TeahouseOnTheTracks
            TeahouseOnTheTracks

            GOP capitulation … ha, and I thought Bama was gonna fold. What the GOP won’t do for their constituants … can we get them to raise the fica cap ($106k) to bail out SS and put that to bed or is it too much to ask that everyone pay the same rate on their entire salary?

            Aside: I enjoyed every minute/point of tonight’s football game …. message to Rex Ryan, Shut your piehole pal.

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          • Cascadian

            2 yr extension is perfect! It will be a huge issue in the 2012 presidential cycle.

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  15. go2mars

    Thought for the night:

    a video clip from the movie “The International” is close to reality:
    The Essence of The Banking Industry – “The International”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPsXQyTcaaw

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  16. go2mars

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxQLHAoXeAk

    Here’s another one. Just for a broader perspective on why PM’s are better than toilet paper.

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    • Colonel von Ryan

      I have oil seeping up through the ground on my land. It sure was bothersome until a man from Philips came by and offered me some money for it…

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  17. theedge111

    The tax cuts just added $500 billion added to the deficit according to NBC. Judgement day in the bond market is right around the corner.

    Holding onto my gold with both hands.

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    • cebu sun

      Ben told 60 minutes that there has never been a decrease in national RE since WWl. What dimension is he living in? What planet is he living on? Does anyone know how he can possibly rationalize this statement?

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    • JakeGint

      You mean “the lack of tax increases?”

      The least of your worries, dear boy.

      ___________

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      • TeahouseOnTheTracks
        TeahouseOnTheTracks

        Why do you conservatives insist on calling the expiration of tax cuts an increase? They were never permanent and as such were temporary stimulus. If the GOP were in charge at expiration and failed to preserve those cuts you no doubt would be extolling that fact least your party be charged with raising taxes as well. Just the usual spin ….

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  18. GYSC

    Boom Boom Bernanke makes stuff up and then everyone believes! He is a modern day prophit of monetary sage wisdom and foresight. I find your lack of faith disturbing.

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  19. StocksRider

    Latest post – On what may have happened minutes before Ben’s interview – http://ibankcoin.com/king_of_the_pg/2010/12/06/the-redux/

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  20. Goldie

    SHLD looks like a lay up to 77.

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  21. dave

    Guess what? You’r dollars aren’t worth shit when this is over and done with. Buy some land to cultivate; have some gold for what it’s worth and plenty of ammo. I hope the fucking market goes parabolic b/c that’s where my spare cash is allocated. The idiots in D.C. have no idea where this is headed (although I suspect they know exactly what will happen years down the road). Cut the spending already – we need a fucking depression to save our country.

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    • Colonel von Ryan

      I wonder how many 1 oz gold coins I’ll get for a box of 00 buck….

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      • JakeGint

        Which do you believe is the scarcer of the two?

        Really, some folks…..

        ___________________________

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      • alphadawgg

        Col.—

        …why even trade a whole box of 00 buck when, in “troubled times”, one single shell can procure all the gold your trading partner possesses? (assuming you enlist Messrs. Remington or Mossberg in the negotiations).

        (note: Let this be yet another lesson to those small-minded plebs who are enamored with hard, shiny elements in the periodic table, ignoring the obvious foundations of freedom, independence and security. )

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        • alphadawgg's P.R. dept.
          alphadawgg's P.R. dept.

          ….for the record, Alpha is not implying the Col. is a “small-minded pleb”. Thank you and have a good day.

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        • Jakegint

          So you are advocation thievery and lawlessness, then?

          Nice!

          You are correct, with no social order there is reason to quibble about the price of any asset, as it will all be paid in blood. But why carry the argument?

          _________

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  22. JakeGint

    Oh my lord, today’s featured musical choice is sublime.

    Perhaps your best ever, Monsieur Le Magistrate. I am going to the Zon for the small silvery platter immedietement!

    ______________________

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  23. Attention

    How about a raise of hands from the weak hands who sold MCP and REE into weakness during the latest decline?

    Congrats you were just shook the fuck out. hahaha

    that’s smart money buying your shares and recovering the last 2 weeks in 1 day

    you thought this shit was easy?

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  24. heaterman

    Anybody awake? Futures are going beserken. There is shit going on here.

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    • drummerboy

      yea, have you looked at silver,its going nutty.exk @7.50 since i looked 20 minutes ago. slw,taking off like a rocket. the miners are getting their due…………@ chivo trader,yesterday you tweeted that you just sold your feb 11, 7.50 calls on exk. i picked up a bunch of those just as you dumped em. dude, their already itm @ pre.you sold too soon

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  25. Quint

    With market this ovebought, I don’t think this bullish open holds…high chance for reversal.

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    • Jakegint

      You are going to need a bigger boat, as those grapes are probably sour.

      (How’s that for a three thousand year divide mixed metaphor!?)

      _______

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      • Quint

        Just callin them as I see em…market is in extreme bullishness by all indicators…exact opposite of last August..this boat won’t float.

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  26. alphadawgg

    The market is placing bets on QE 3, especially now that Obama is needing a CEO focus group to help him with the employment situation after last week’s report..

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