Cordial, As Always

I see many of you in the comments section are attempting to ruin my pleasant mood. It must be an unfortunate case of small penis or erectile dysfunction that makes you say such ludicrous things. While your opinion is most certainly welcome, here on iBC (“the financial oasis for cordial commentary”), it is not really needed nor required. In the event that you should continue to misbehave in the comments section, I might need to “correct” you, in the most heinous of ways. Always remember, I know where you live.

On a separate note, a much more pleasant one, the market has reversed lower and now sits in limbo, awaiting its fate. Today is a classic reversal day, which demands ones attention. Any buy orders that I had in kind are now canceled, due to trend reversal. However, this market tends to offer its greatest tricks towards the end of the day. So, keep an eye out for that.

I think VXX is up like 3-4 days in a row now. Watch out, for I am about to have a CHAMPAGNE PARTY, hosted by none other Jason Treu! No, but seriously, champagne parties are not really my style.

Finally, my FLWS is looking alive, while everything else is pretty much flat, sans the horse-cocked run in AEM. It is my opinion that today’s run is artificial due to a Cramer pump. Let’s not forget, Cramer was also recommending SKX @ $35.

Off to seek out a caffeinated beverage.