Good Sirs,
I am here to teach you my methods. I, unlike all of you, am an investment genius. My skills are far and above anything you can fathom, sort of like the non-union laborers at Puma Punku.
As you know, over the past month I, quite stubbornly, placed 25% of my assets in VXX. The rest of my money was held in treasuries/cash. HOWEVER, since late last week, “The Fly” has transformed himself into “an investment genius” again, using a very specific and secret style, not so much different than those Chinese guys doing karate on the teevee.
Over the last week, I am up 17.5% in HRBN, 7% in HEAT, 13% in PWRD (today’s lotto winner!!!) and 15% in FTK. Do you know how I did it?
I took a bunch of charts and crumpled them up real good. I threw said charts into the garbage bin outside and lit them on fire. Out of all the charts (100’s of them), THE ABOVE NAMES WERE UNSCATHED!!! That’s right, folks. I placed fire onto paper and it had ZERO effect on the above names. It’s almost as if the stock Gods themselves were protecting them. So, without hesitation, I bought them with great vigor.
Here I am now, 100% placated and content with my position.
As an aside, there are many Chinese LOTTO winners today. Be sure to tune in this evening for the announcement of today’s winners.
Into le bell, I like inflammable charts and all things to do with QE 2, ya’ll.
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Glad you’re rolling again.
Kudos again to ‘Cajun for suggesting FEED last week. It’s not quite a lotto, more like a scratch off in which I win 5% every day.
A scratch off indeud.
Now that is some exemplary technical analysis.
Fire is soooo old school. The headless chicken method is all the rage.
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/222638/bailout
Still holding all your VXX?
Aren’t you a little worried about FTK getting delisted from the NYSE? They do not qualify for listing according to the different rules as far as I can tell.
When you buy lotto tickets are you scared you will lose?
I thought–and I may be wrong–that you needed a market cap over $50 mil, which they’ve achieved thanks to the recent run-up. I’m pretty sure I read something saying they were now officially in “good” standing with NYSE.
Even so, the NYSE gives out extensions to delisted companies like candy. Not being in compliance doesn’t mean shit.
Market rallying based on better than expected earnings from INTC and JPM!
….but wait, JPM & INTC are some of the worst performers today…………..hmmmmmmm……
………going to try FLY’s chart garbage method.
Results should be Better Than Expected!
I just tried the fire method.
DON’T do it with a flame thrower and napalm (have some left over in my garage from Vietnam).
The fire department is now on the way and they better get here FAST!!!
I’m also waiting for the FD – didn’t realize how combustible the VXX charts were!
Plus the fumes are toxic.
Get a gas mask.
hey, i know i outed my self today on that micky D’s comment.but if your talking leftovers from nam……………….HEY FLY.lol
TC is justified & ancient.
I’m just curious. Who needs to buy stocks TODAY, and at ANY PRICE.
Email me if you prefer….
This market is a hair short of insane. You know this must end badly eventually! Seriously now….
Keep repeating that everyday, and soon you’ll end up in an asylum, ’cause the Fed has shown the bulls green pastures, and they’re dashing along the street.
Your fucking methods suck as you mother fucker!!!! You’re banned!!!
This is my very favorite market of all time. It’s like Uncle Ben is printing dollars and mailing them to me directly!
Now that your hybrid signal is well over 3.1, I am looking to go short.
Are we still following it?
I don’t think so.
The ouija board, the magic eight ball, and darts are the preferred methods.
PPT is OWNED by Bearded Clam and QE2… fugeddaboutit!
OK, tried the same with VXX. Got this:
VXX Is A Burning Thing
And It Makes A Fiery Ring
Bound By Wild Desire
I Fell Into A Ring Of Fire
I Fell Into A Burning Ring Of Fire
I Went Down, Down, Down
And The Flames Went Higher
And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Ring Of Fire
The Ring Of Fire
By e.e. cummings?
Or Allen Ginsberg?
Or Calvino?
By none other than Mr. Johnny Cash!
Holy Shit, you guys don’t know the Man in Black’s most famous song?
Okay, besides Fulsom Prison Blues, I mean, which is one kick-ass tune.
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Mr. Cash may have sung it, but his lovely wife June wrote it.
The only reason that Nigeria Bank is up over 40% this year is because of all of the Nigerian Lotto winnings from peoples e-mail accounts.
Remember when you were long CMI and SQM?
Socia-WHO’S YA -DADDY??
Over Fitty today!
Alu made a big move finally
All I gots to say is… QE2 bitch!
Question: How come the miners in Chile are flying the flag from the Lone Star State( Texas)?
Must have something to do with famous Texas chili?
It’s hard to see in the dark.
They were promised season tix to the Rangers if they made it out alive.
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Geographical neophytes! The Texas flag is similar but is blue along the entire left side.
TSTC is my lotto pick here. They just got a QEteud line of credit and are in the comm sector. 20% short and ready to pop, but I’m afraid we’re broadly starting to roll over.
like it
Is TSTC an acronym for testicles?
Texas drilling equipment, houston based manufacturing.
With texas republic flag!
The side line sux! I’m shorting the S&P right now via insanely leveraged Put options.
Long live the PPT!
QE (Bernanke Koolaid) rally? Money falling out of the sky? The new guilded age?
I’m shocked… okay no I’m not!
Fly, I’ve got all these winning lotto tickets I picked up the last couple of days. Where do I go to collect?
Just bought 1k shares of CRTP @ 3.75
Booo Yaaa..
I bought a penny stock..
Disney should be paying those miners to say: I am going to Disney World!
so uh… yeah. this post isn’t very helpful