iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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STOP DANCING

There is no time to waste. You mustn’t procrastinate any longer, for this market is about to rip your short hairs off. The rebound will be lead by CRE and retail stocks and there is nothing you or your stupid friends can do about it.

We need the dollar and TLT to start nosediving; then we will have our rally, AND MORE. This coming rally represents freedom, democracy and the American way. It is everything your Grandparents built and nothing you opt to destroy. This rally will make all other rallies look like child’s play, sort of how the ruins of Puma Punku make the shitty pyramids at Giza look. This rally will be the crown jewel achievement of the O’bama administration. He will laud it from the perch of his vacation home as “the greatest American achievement since the invention of menthol cigarettes.” This rally, in short, will punch your fucking faces and necks off—mainly because you deserve it.

You can go back to dancing again. Thank you for your time.

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38 comments

  1. MOOBER

    You talking to me?

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  2. Zoodie

    I can’t bear the suspense of those “Developing…” posts…

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  3. iSpankLoin

    Teach me how to “Dougie”

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  4. WTF

    Was that to the kids?

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  5. TraderCaddy

    Seen any Japanese Whaling Vessels hunting down whales outside your Hotel window?

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  6. Yogi & Boo Boo

    Indeud!

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  7. xxxHuggieBearxxx

    For the love of god let it be so. I need not 40 points but 400 points.

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  8. Trading_Nymph

    I wonder if VXZ is the better instrument to hedge in?

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  9. WSJC

    Wow! So you’re telling me to throttle down on the FAZ-mobile, done

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  10. xxxHuggieBearxxx

    Even my crude has turned green after a ridiculous inventory report. Very, very BULLISH.

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  11. Jason

    “This coming rally represents freedom, democracy and the American way.”
    genius.

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  12. TraderCaddy

    “He will laud it from the perch of his vacation home as….”
    Which vacation home?

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  13. The Big Ragu

    No such luck after GDP report on Friday.

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  14. Toptrader

    Newbie here…what are CRE?

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  15. WSJC

    Can’t help but notice the racial undertones of “the greatest american achievement since the invention of menthol cigarettes” LOL

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  16. Gotham

    To the URE mobile!

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  17. Derrr

    For the longest time I used to think Fly was sarcastic in his posts or at least some of them because he always made such bold claims along with stunning commentary that seems very exagerated, and a different timeline then i had. But i have
    Come to realize he just makes bold claims ahead of the market action, and puts additional slightly exaggerated commentary for entertainment, sensationalism (as some may call it), and for good fun as well…

    FIG!

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  18. Prospectus

    Dancing everywhere in this bitch
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNF_P281Uu4&feature=channel

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  19. ruggyup

    Yikes! This just after I pawned my patent leather dress loafers. Gotta find my ticket and seek redemption. Minerva is still nesting but I trust FLY.

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  20. Le Fly

    Thats a nice chart

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  21. chicagopwj

    We all know that this market is for the skat fetish types. But, yes we must rally otherwise no one will spend money over the labor day weekend in a couple of weeks. For those that have sand in their vaginas at this point…. Make a pearl in that clam.

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  22. Yungmula

    Not as big as 2009 rally. Maybe 1160 max

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  23. The Fly

    menthol cigs have nothing to do with race. If you grew up in Brooklyn, you’d know that.

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  24. Nomercy

    Dow, 200 pts up at the most…then, the sinkfest will resume…

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  25. VXX

    so what about volatility being cheap? our friend scott said vxx still has room to fall and if the market does go higher than VXX will be under 25 and you wont be able to sell it at 30…

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  26. Peanut

    Love the Obama and menthol cigarette connection.
    Prue genius!

    LOL!!

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  27. alphadawgg

    “This rally will be the crown jewel achievement of the O’bama administration. He will laud it from the perch of his vacation home as “the greatest American achievement since the invention of menthol cigarettes.”

    You’re just saying that because you voted for him.

    Haha…and O’bama ain’t Irish. Nice try to paint him as the “green President”, though.

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