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iBankCoin Enlightens You: The Beginning

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61 comments

  1. mustard seeds

    FIG…wow thats twice..and Kaiser the bones are in your drawer in the fridge!

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    • KaiserTheDog

      What kind of crappy bones did you get me? I told you Kobe beef short rib bones. No more stock tips for you until you get with the program.

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  2. Sum_Ting_Wong

    strange…after watching clip?
    All offered clips are of stock market crashing…

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  3. Ix

    Stinkin’ iPad… Nothing shows up.

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  4. Mr. President

    Mr. Fly, we need your cartoons. Those were such gems.

    “Take your moustached face the f*ck out of my office, else meet my street cannon” (may be slightly off) was one of the funniest things that has ever been uttered.

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  5. Le Fly

    Pres

    I am almost
    Motivated to do one

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  6. Bullish

    So the 12631 code has been hidden for thousands of years deep inside an ancient pyramid??

    The Fly is the first to discover it? Amazing…

    So the vacation to New England was just a ploy? Were you escavating in Egypt all along?

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  7. Trading_Nymph

    OK really stupid question…who the heck is that old man in all the videos?

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  8. Le Fly

    Nymph

    How dare you!!

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  9. manuelstop

    A+, of course…

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  10. arch

    looking @ my FAS/VXX no gain no loss locked up tight and end of day…nice thx fly..i can leave for the day and just try to lock it up before i go with no worries

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  11. TraderCaddy

    I knew Ronald Reagan was pretty old but didn’t realize he was living during the time of the Pharaohs and carved his executive orders in stone.

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    • JakeGint

      “Reincarnation.”

      ______

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    • Dirk Diggler

      Did you know Nancy Regan gave the best head in Hollywood? Google it.

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      • Po Pimp

        This is immortalized with lyrics in the Too $hort song “Cusswords”. A true classic in every sense. Behold:

        Ronald Reagan came up to me and said, “Do you have the answer
        To the United States economy and a cure for cancer?”
        I said, what are you doin in the White House if you’re not sellin cocaine?
        Ask your wife, Nancy Reagan, I know she’ll spit that game.
        Like one night, she came to my house, and gave me a blow job
        She licked my dick, up and down, like it was corn on the cob

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  12. Hammy

    the forlorn masses visit you from far like the oracle of delphi, offering their pittances to a stock god like an astrologer in hope that you may grant their fortune with your reading of the stars. be it a time machine, a crystal ball, or the PPT & 12631, you’re a modern day prophet to most. how interesting and felicitous toward this is the imagery in that video..

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  13. Pimple on an nat's ass
    Pimple on an nat's ass

    If this is not the Fly…I like to imagine him this way.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92nDNojJofs

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  14. Pimple on an nat's ass
    Pimple on an nat's ass

    duly noted.

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  15. Bullish

    This market is going significantly higher than where it lies today. First we need one more good shake before we soar to levels unimaginable to all the bearshitters.

    This coming holiday season the people of the planet Earth are gonna spend like the world is coming to an end in 2012. Screw it just do 24 months same as cash!

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  16. Carsony

    I do agree at some point tbe market will go higher. For now companies are not hiring, they are scared to. People can only take so much of a squeeze and were approaching those levels, we will go one way or the other.

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  17. alf44

    Fly … these videos ARE really quite slick and cool !

    This one is prolly my fav so far !

    I haven’t seen a more enthralling intriguing promo since the ShamWow Guy ! fwiw

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    • Kanye West

      Yo Alf44,

      You’re entitled to your opinion, and I’ma let you finish, but the CSI Zoom one Jeremy did last night was one of the best of all time.

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  18. 401ker

    All of these companies are squeezing the employees and slashing to decrease costs. At some point, mistakes will be made, productivity will slip, employees will go postal from burning the candle at both ends. There is only so much fat that you can trim until you hit muscle and bone. What happens when the people you lay off are the ones bringing the income in. All of the psuedo profits are going to plateau and then what? People will look around in 6 months and realize 1/4 of the people are unemployeed, underemployeed or just said fuck it and are retiring early. Look at what one mistake caused BP. Now imagine shit like that happening everywhere. The next year should be very interesting when all over America 1 person is doing 2 or 3 people’s jobs.

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  19. Le Fly

    Kanye

    I smell a rat

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  20. Le Fly

    I do not partake in beer consumption. Like gentleman jake, i prefer grape

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    • JakeGint

      I like a nice pale ale as well, matey.

      Back in Alfred’s day (9th century) they drank it like water (literally…. because the water was often not potable).

      _________

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  21. No One

    Colt 45 isn’t made from grapes.

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  22. Le Fly

    Get your share!

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  23. JakeGint

    Oh frapjous day, callou callais!

    Ah! To be able to look upon beauty with fresh eyes!

    Or, how to buy PM’s at a deep discount… could be one day only…

    ______

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  24. Le Fly

    I only drink pamplemousse.

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    • JakeGint

      Demned, elusive pamplemousse!

      __

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      • Hammy

        pamplemousse yielded no results in the dictionary. please, what does it mean?

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        • The_Real_Hmmm

          It’s Eastern European, perhaps Georgian, and a reference to the literal translation of “pulp can move.”

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    • Teahouse On The Tracks
      Teahouse On The Tracks

      Too much will give you gout … unless you are referring to the “Merde! Look at ze pamplemousse on zat girl!” type of mousse.

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  25. HuggieBear

    Worst market ever. This is going to be a repeat of April. Piece of shit will run up based on good earnings, and then collapse after the final announcement. Everyone will be long by then though, to ensure MAXIMUM pain.

    Fuck them. I am going to start amassing a fucking mountain of VXX. That shit is on sale cheap, and I will buy 1000 lots all the way down to 15 if i should get so lucky.

    All to complement my longs, of course.

    The next 5 years are just going to be terrible for investing. So that means trading is the only solution, and god knows thats a difficult solution.

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    • chivo

      I thought you were the one saying how your long-term, low risk strategy said get very, very long?

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  26. Carsony

    We need more stimulas now. Unfortunitely.

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    • Jakegint

      Pushing on a rope. What we need is clarity so entreprenuers and businesses can plan for production and sales.

      We can’t have that with the tax laws in the air and Congress coming down with 6,000 new Byzantine regulations every six weeks or so.

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  27. Carsony

    The bears are coming.

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  28. ramon

    i dont always bet on the stock market, but when you i do, i prefer the VXX. stay thirsty my friends.

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  29. noodle

    we need to push up into 1900 NDX, then fuck it we can sell off.

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  30. arch

    added vxx @ 23

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