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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Tea Bagged

You went out and bought stocks and now you’re getting tea-bagged by rapid fire liquidations. Enjoy the rest of your afternoon pal. As you scurry about trying to save your skin, I’ll be kicking back, guzzling down some Red Bull, watching the coin roll in off of my hedged bets.

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32 comments

  1. Below Me WIlly

    /NG rolling

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  2. slim

    You know the colloquial meaning, right?

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  3. PayForProfit

    Hey Fly, speaking of teabagged, have you looked at COCO lately? Are you looking at it again now with the recent rundown on the stock or is the chart just too damn ugly?

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  4. Below Me WIlly

    out /NG 4.79

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  5. panamaorange

    long 2/8ths of portfolio at TNA at 45.25-ish average.

    Knife catching time.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50oGwupvKMg

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    • francesco

      doesn’t make sense knife edge the 3x without any kind of buy volumes on the street ..

      the market could drop another 100 points from here .. oil / eur neither are working ..

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      • pHukDovr

        Hope up stopped out, now that it’s heading below 44…NEVER bet against The Fly!

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  6. Satanfeller Luciforgan
    Satanfeller Luciforgan

    Sidelining as I am allergic to flying buzz saws. When the market has a direction it believes in, I will be back in for some swing trades.

    Buenos suerte, amigos!

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  7. slim

    Can a Fly really Teabag?

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  8. Goldie

    Inverse pinless grenades for all my friends!! Drink up bears!!

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  9. Will

    Its me again can you hear me now.

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  10. Hammy

    “xxxHuggieBearxxx says:
    June 22, 2010 at 10:15 am
    Time to go long. ”

    LMAO

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  11. Davidl

    how far south before we hit solid resistance?

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  12. Snapini

    http://bit.ly/bTxmQk

    Enough said : )

    Snapini

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  13. Prospectus

    I’ve been thinking of putting up a burlap-clad Bhudda (Chinese style, of course, not the fat, happy Indian one) in my home. If I get up in the morning and her face is covered with “flied” rice then I will sell short with great vigour (sic), but if I wake up and her face is smothered in good ol’ American Bar-Bee-Que sauce, I will know to buy stocks with wylde abandon.

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  14. tradingnymph

    IMHO it’s all AAPL at this point.

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  15. Myke

    One of the major themes I’ve learned from this site over the last year is the power of creative hedging. Heavily bot into SD, but countered with a sizable position in DRV down in the $6 range. I’m crap on trading the 3x funds (day or swing) but they do make killer hedges. The reading/learning paid off today. Thanks be to the Fly.

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  16. A Monkey With a Bag of Tea
    A Monkey With a Bag of Tea

    VXX and TZA, thank you!

    Long, long, like 10 years long on UCO. Oil ain’t going down in the LONG run. When everything else goes to shit we’ll still be sucking oil.

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  17. Diver Dan

    Dude! Time to lighten up on the Red BULLLLL….I recommend a martini. It’s not too early in France.

    BTW, if you have small children and are as Anti-public school as I am, there are no school buses from Rye.
    You can always send them in the limo.

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    • The Fly

      MARTINIS ARE FOR FUCKING FAGGOTS.

      Take offense.

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      • Kreizi

        Mr. Bond would disagree.

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      • Diver Dan

        hahahahaha….I am starting to hear your Texan accent. Have a Bud then.
        personally I prefer a glass fine of champagne, but that’s me.

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  18. Alvari40

    Fly,

    Ya know, some of us can learn and thereby change our fucktarded trading ways. You would be amazed at how quick we can change our allocation in the face of market movements.

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  19. Teahouse On The Tracks
    Teahouse On The Tracks

    Yesterdays’ Closing OEW Report:

    “We expected this short term rally would take five Minor waves to make it to the OEW 1136 pivot. But it has only taken three thus far. As long as support holds at the OEW 1090 pivot we’d expect the SPX to finished out the Minor 4/5 within the range of the 1136 pivot. Should that support break it’s likely we advanced in an abc Intermediate wave A. Then after the Intermediate wave B pullback another abc Intermediate wave C rally should follow to complete Major wave B of Primary wave II. ”

    We just completed minor wave4 at the 1090 pivot gentlemen … prepare to rally back to the 1136 pivot on minor wave5 then get short in earnest for Major WaveC which should take us to 950. Thereafter we have Primary Wave3 (the best leg of the bull market) to look forward to ….

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    • Teahouse On The Tracks
      Teahouse On The Tracks

      50% Fib line is 1088 and the 62% Fib is 1077 …. betting that 1088 holds for the day

      Too late to add to shorts/hedges as a rally back to 1035 is due shortly … wait for it the put on those hedges or go short for a more lengthy pull back to spx 945.

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      • Tea

        “Too late to add to shorts/hedges as a rally back to 1035”, is it 1135? you meant??

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  20. Jimmie

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    ALL ABOARD ~!

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