You need to have titanium balls to make accurate market calls, in a time of flummox. After seeing the market decline by 1,000 points, then rally 400 off the lows, most people are sick and tired of guessing and find themselves in the back of the proverbial “jam sandwich”—if there is such a thing.
“Not I” said the cat, as well Mr “The Fly”.
I do not fear retarded markets, for I am the inventor of retard. Take a look at the Peanut Gallery for easy reference.
I like GLDD and do so with trenchant elation. By the way, they have started work on making barrier islands in the Gulf of Mexico. And, to boot, they are HQ’d in the corrupt state of Illinois–a win win.
You cannot understand my words because you dwell on lower levels of consciousness than Le Fly. While you watch the World Cup, I drink from one encrusted with diamonds and ancient rubies—if there is such a thing.
In short, I still think we go lower, but have made arrangements to secure my balls, in the event a “ball chopping” short squeeze ensues.
Top picks: VXX, GLDD, SD
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that xerox ad is so gay
The Fly is God!
I’m drinking out of this from now on:
http://www.blingsupply.com/catalog/images/Chalice.jpg
No rubies, but straight up pimp otherwise.
nice cup
Didn’t Madonna used to sport a pair of those?
Fo sho.
But technically, it’s a chalice, according to the website.
Selloff 100+pts into the close
try 200
try 400…BP style blowout
Let’s go for 1,000!
We are talking S&P right?
flash crash plus a hundy…1,100..get fathers day weekend off to a full on implosion..
Look, BP got a firm grip on RW!!!
http://www.businessinsider.com/image/4c1a48ab7f8b9a6532c10000/tony-hayward-pelican-editorial-sidebar.jpg
No! Let RW go! You bastards!
your navigation of this stuff over the last 2 months has been impressive to say the least. top of the cap
“Report :consequences of oil spill” will not load on Premium site. Can you fix?
Got it, thanks.
Works fine for me. RU behind a corp firewall that’s blocking?
Xochi
It must be on your end. It works fine try firefox browser
It’s fine now, thanks.
Precious metals are ripping higher… someone is preparing for a market dump?
Very poetic, sir.
Anyone in the Fazmobile!
I have been cruising in the FAZmobile for some time, now. I just had it detailed and me and Michael VXX are about to go bend some corners, firing at coked-up bulls.
Watching the carnage from Skinflints.
Let’s try this again:
Burger: Bacon cheese well done
Coke: Big ass
Fries: French
God: The Fly is
Indeud.
I’ll say it again: this is gay market. Neither intellectual satisfaction nor emotional stimulus.
You expect that? I only want dolla’s and maybe a hamburger.
That’s implied. And as The Fly says “AND MORE”.
Consolidation before the next move up
For the love of god and the PPT, just look at a chart people. The worse the news, the bigger the fist pump. Make sure your shorts and ass are covered.
What sort of chrystal ball are you using?
I was short from Mar-May. Mucho pain in the balls but there was a great payoff. The market is behaving the same way it did then. I’ll take a half-assed guess and suggest that we won’t get a good selloff until the next earnings reports.
Sorry Slim, but “win” is nowhere in your future.
” I do not fear retarded markets, for I am the inventor of retard. Take a look at the Peanut Gallery for easy reference.”lol. Ok. Actually, I really like reading Green Writers PPT updates of the Hybrid Score…and all the other bloggers there.
Wait….I don’t have any balls…….lol. Actually the Bulls could play whipsaw…but w/Shanghai Comp closing down it’s just a matter of time that the stupid market realizes China is so not 2009. I know, I know…I can hear Fly going…You need to hedge retardard markets…which I will add a little bit more long on the next freefall….which could be about 3 pm today or tomorrow?
End of the month Susanne, before I head to San Fransicko.
flyaway18….Val, Shawn, Baron??? Who are you masked person…lol.
lol, Susanne, it’s Val again.
I’m trying to remain incognito for crying out loud.
It’s more fun this way.
Been thinking about C again,
what do you think?
Anyone else notice the buying interest on every decline lately? Buying on bad news? Smells like a bull market.
Each time that happens, the inevitable drop becomes more certain and more violent.
You mean like a 15% correction from the highs?
DOW 9K, Dayman. DOW 9K.
Hogwash Mr President, buy some X and relax.
I don’t do drugs.
Drink some blue monsters because this is no time to relax.
Back in some VXX long at 25.59. 25% allocation
I sold VXX this morning – this thing is for no more than 3 days at a time – if you don’t make it within 3 days – GTFO.
Its definitely not a long term trading instrument. Its become the new SRS.
In a sense, SRS and VXX are like the Nigerian email scams of swing trading.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1nKR3gYRY8&feature=related
out 25% $VXX long position from 25.59, at 25.91.
Not liking this turn down in TLT FXF and FXY, along with this double bottom in USO. Still 25% swing short nasdaq into tomorrow.
Now that the tossers and sheep-shaggers have had their noonday gayfest, it’s time to get on with the selling. DOW 10000, here we come…
it’s bunker hill day.
Don’t shoot until you see the whites of their eyes, AND MORE!
the Bulls-eye is white…I’m taking the shot.
Someone needs to explain WTF VXX is doing.
The market is down significantly and so is VXX (-1.3%)?
This makes no sense, we need a vehicle that works.
Is there counter-party risk on this ETN where it could blow up?
Does it roll today/tonight/tomorrow?
Nope, I believe it was yesterday….but I think it is a great example of why the Fly correctly points out the Markets are RETARDED. Way too many people are giddy bullish even when everything is telling them that we are screwed. I really have to get it thru my retarded head that is how the game is played and stop going so heavy short until I start to see others seeing it the same way.
Yep Retarded.
shut up
EDZ and FAZ are both up on a down market. That makes sense, what doesn’t make sense is a volatility product that is not responding to volatility. When facts present themselves contrary to my opinion, I reassess and re-position.
VXX is down because the VIX is down, quite simple really.
I remain short VXX. I couldn’t have asked for a better trading vehicle.
3X witching on the morrow
Actually Quad-witching.
Let’s go FAZ, Let”s go FAZ!
Fly is brilliant!
true
indeud
LOL, well timed
Ball chopping short squeeze indeud
More like somebody just ramping it the last 15 minutes. This is such BS action.
robots back at it.
“if its going to be this kind of party I’m going to stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!”
Louie!
Shaz
Good luck with your vxx short
balls of diamond, bitches.
mkt going higher.