Indeud, gentlemen, I am in possession of a time machine. Some of you know it for its commercial use, named The PPT. However, there is much more behind the veiled curtain, reserved only for upper management. While most you are busy, concerning yourselves with “circle jerking” around “leadership” stocks, the FUCKING WORLD IS COLLAPSING AROUND YOU. If you would take your big, stupid, fat face out from your coffee mugs and look around, you will not like what you see.
For example: the euro is being liquidated in an unseemly fashion. Sure, the media is preparing us well for the event that it goes to “par” versus the dollar. Well, HELLO ASSHOLES, that’s 30% lower from today. Do any of you chart fuckers realize how that would affect U.S. exporters?
Who cares? I’m fucking wasting my time and I know it. No one wants to hear this “zero hedging” bullshit, unless of course you eat live fish heads for dinner accompanied by some lukewarm human blood. I know, it’s disgusting, 10,000 apologies for that rant. But, the point remains intact, you’re all playing inside of a sandbox littered with flesh eating grass hoppers (sorry, I can’t help myself).
Hey, if it makes you feel any better, for all of the shit I am talking, I’m still down 0.001% today, amidst heavy (so fucking heavy, man) selling in some of my longs. Sometime soon, I will dump all said longs and join the wolf pack, in order to rip your fucking limbs off from your bullshit torso.
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Top pick: [[VXX]]
UPDATE: Due to a late surge in Flotek Industries, Inc. [[FTK]] , I was up 0.3% today. So sorry.
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