iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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The Japanese Control Your Fate

As long as the Yen stays down, we are good to go. Mark my fucking words.

Okay, time to brag a little.

I’m up around 2.5% this morning, thanks to big dicked gains in the following stocks (note: I’d be up a lot more if it wasn’t for my 25% cash position):

TYH, ATPG, EMN, PKX, GS, RAX, MTA, IBN, C, MTW, CBD, SD, FLS and GMXR.

See pal, that’s who I am and you’re nothing. Do you think you are a good investor? Fuck you, go home and play with your kids. If you want to read here, you better make some money, or you’re out pal. Hit the bricks and beat it because time is money. By the way, I have no desire to share any scarce resources with the likes of you.

So, in closing, my gains for the year have eclipsed 30% aka “much more than yours.” And, I’m just getting warmed up.

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27 comments

  1. TwoBillionKilos
    TwoBillionKilos

    I am purchasing Fly Dollars as it is the only currency I trust.

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    • TheArtist

      those are not Fly dollars, they are “iBankCoin Reserve Notes”

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  2. Dayman

    HURRICANES! Get the popcorn ready, lightly oiled.

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  3. TheArtist

    eggsellent…..

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  4. mrkcbill

    Filthy Rich!!!
    Fuck You Gains!!!

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  5. Alvari40

    Glengarry Glen Fly –

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-AXTx4PcKI

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  6. Flymerican Univ. Grad
    Flymerican Univ. Grad

    Is that a mamet steal?

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  7. checklist

    Atpg is one I like. Big production growth, forward pe of nil, kind of gaining visibility and popularity as time ticks by. My biggest buy in this downturn.

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    • The Zombie

      Should be some serious MOASS action going on there for a while. Forgive the Yahoo! message board term.

      The Fly is God.

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  8. mrkcbill

    Let The Big Dog Eat!

    Mr. Cartoon Monseniour Senor Tropicana SAM 155 IQ LE FLY!!!! AKA THE STOCK GOD!!!

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  9. mrkcbill

    MON Crappin the shower

    Long Calls anybody?

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  10. jimmie

    Congrats fly-man.

    Rumor has it that after American Idol wrapped up last night BP summoned Janet jackson to immediately fly to the GOM and they chucked her booty down that piehole and plugged it.

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    • Cascadian

      That’s funny. Janet Jackson was hot! I never would have thunk it.

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  11. SunnyCHI

    Thank you sir for the kind call-out of the low hybrid the other day. Also, British Petroleum should change their ticker to GOD. I don’t like people who don’t like oil.

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  12. panamaorange

    the greatest david mamet quote EVER:

    “Scott: You wanted to go through the looking glass. How was it? Was it more fun than miniature golf? ”

    Spartan (2004)

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  13. Mr. Cain Thaler
    Mr. Cain Thaler

    Bless Spain. The talking heads can rant about the wonders of the Chinese empire all they want. This rally is really all about Spain.

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  14. JuiceyFruit

    Da Flea has da swagger.

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  15. Bullish

    All the bacon cheeseburger talk last night has made me hungry. One share of FAS should do me fine for today’s lunch. I will be asking for the gold plated wrapper.
    I’ll take advantage of the inexpensive burger prices for now.

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  16. TheV.King

    Adm Allen told US media the “top kill” procedure, which began on Wednesday, has pumped enough drilling fluid to block all oil and gas escaping from the well.

    “They’ve been able to stabilise the wellhead, they’re pumping mud down it. They’ve stopped the hydrocarbons from coming up,” Adm Allen told WWL First News radio.

    It was the first positive official assessment of BP’s latest attempt to plug the well, after previous efforts failed.

    BP has not yet commented in detail on the situation, saying merely that the operation was continuing.

    Adm Allen said there was still pressure from the well, although at very low levels.

    Once engineers have reduced the pressure to zero, they will begin pumping cement into the hole to seal the well, he added.

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  17. charlie

    When did the RW ad go up?

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  18. Dr. Stooge

    Thank you Sir Fly.
    Being a leech of the internets, its a priviledge to read your blog daily.
    You intellect is above all.

    also….ROFLMFAO!!!!

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  19. bubo

    Fly,

    In one of the previous posts you wrote that you would share some great news about FTK… still have it?

    thanks

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  20. YaBollox

    Did RW get some oil on him?

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  21. YaBollox

    BHO is gonna talk, get ready for a pullback.

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