iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Laugh Now; Die Later

For your information, R.W. Pelican has gone back to his home city of The Vatican, where he will continue offering his sage advice to God’s gayest men. Even if I wanted to bring him back, I’d need to formally request his assistance through the proper government channels, all things I am not very keen on doing.

With regards to this market, I humbly offer you my condolences in advance, for you are already dead.

“Here lies a great asshole, who lost the family fortune in Chinese rubber stocks, during the great robot bubble of 2010.”

To throw the market strength back in my face, well, it’s rather uncouth of you to do so. Keep in mind, I do not bet against you, by way of FAZmobiles and other devious instruments. I only pray against you, with the hopes of buying your margin liquidation for pennies on the dollar. As you can tell, “The Fly” has lots of time on his hands, as he marinates here in liquidity, waiting for his market. You know, it’s not hard to just buy stocks and drink 40 ounces with clients. I’ve been down that road before and it’s pretty damn easy. What I am doing to myself, at the present, requires a great deal of discipline. Albeit, I may be doing this shit for nothing, sort of like those Japanese fuckers fighting WW2 in the 1950’s. But, I am doing it nonetheless.

Adobe Systems Incorporated [[ADBE]] is behaving like a bitch of a whore. Look for that stock to reverse upwards soon.

Aside from that, I like Brocade Communications Systems, Inc. [[BRCD]] , based upon break up value, and TriQuint Semiconductor [[TQNT]] /General Cable Corporation [[BGC]] —based upon the laws of seasonality.

Be well and fuck off.

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22 comments

  1. Cash Is King

    Go Glen. I agree the Fazmobile needs to get started soon. One day the MDMA will wear off and this market will face reality, who knows when though. Its like watching the tech bubble.

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  2. scott

    Salty!

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  3. Yossarian

    sigh….

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  4. Salty Nuts

    That’s disappointing. R.W. Pelican was given 3 days of anticipation and then ONE mess up and he’s gone. You’re the coolest blog to read but I’d HATE to work for you.

    That’s just so unfair. I’d hope I’m not alone in this thinking.

    If I wasn’t raised so entitled, I might have the energy to actually DO something about it. But being this is the Internet, I’ll just complain in the comments section.

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    • The Fly

      lol

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    • muktukchuck

      If RW is permanently engaged with bishops and cardinals, whose sexual proclivities, shall we say border on macabre, perhaps we could bring back RW’s cousin, who devoured the duck in the video. His skills could be put to good effect in dealing with miss pissy pants posters, trying to blog whose particular market call is most worthy. Instead of Le Fly banning said mundane posters, perhaps we could have RW’s cuz just fly across the screen and gobble up the offending posts/posters.

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  5. respect4U

    I dunno why you refer to me as previous names. But I say one thing. At end of day today give me respect if I am right. Give respect to FLY.

    Hell, give me respect for every day we close lower than where we at today. And give me respect when we much lower.

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  6. mrkcbill

    Give me +40 OZs

    Buy 40 GOOG and 40 APPL
    and marinate slosh slosh

    And Fuck The Yankee’s and Fuck NYC ….just felt like saying that.
    Time to Milk The Bankers. Dance Chuck Dance

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  7. panamaorange

    IYR is still sounding the death bell

    and XLF isnt going anywhere without IYR.

    and as XLF stalls, these 5 days of overly bullish nasdaq trin should create a ceiling in the QQQQ here

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  8. mark

    Distinguished gentlemen, let me borrow a dollar:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Frzaasghhrw

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  9. Danified

    Keyboard Cat — Total Gun Fail…. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB1IthLB_-0

    Trading account doing well. Picked up F in the morning due to the “hybrid”, ZAGG steady, SNIC dabbled, AAPL = Iwn. You should be able to retire now. I am jealous.

    Sold TQNT which means it will have the Vcu effect and take off. Love my favorite crack stock of all time – YRCW. A penny addiction.

    Chess – Think I got ZAGG and SNIC from you. You have been moving up in the ranks. Good to see.

    That is all.

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  10. glen beck

    I just bought a 35 million dollar FAZmobile.

    Wish me luck suckaz!

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  11. GETGroup

    I salute you sir…it takes a real gentlemen to not seek such perverted daydreams as “hope, luck and god”

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  12. FIG

    hey glen. faz was created by the very banks you wish to bet against via the fazmobile. therefore, faz is always going to be a loser until the dollar is fazed out of existence. FAZ is less than FAZtastic, and will be slowly ground down to zilch. I do wish you luck, but Glen Beck is a real tool that has no understanding of what it means to be an American or a human being with an ounce of understanding of how the world works.

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  13. ZenProfit

    “as he marinates here in liquidity”

    I thought Art Cashin has the copyright on “marinate®”.

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  14. Bow Tie Fucker

    I WANT MY 40!! FKING GOLDMAN CHEATED ME OF 10 points. B@St@rd$!!

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  15. nickfenton

    Bahaha!

    R.W. Pelican will be missed.

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  16. vp

    serenity now… insanity later!!

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