iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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How Many Ounces Are in a 40?

Fucking bullshit market cheated us of our 40. We shall eat the livers of whoever sold stock, denying us of grandeur and illustrious prosperity.

On a side note, the Foxconn Ipad Factories, located in the Shenzen Guang Dong Province of China, specifically District North 2, is driving prison factory workers to “merc” themselves, while you sip on your fucking queered out lattes and nibble on fatty macaroons.

In the words of some anonymous gentlemen from the iBankCoin comments section this morning: “there is a 100% chance of the market trading higher today.” Take those words to heart and remember them always, especially during tepid dips.

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22 comments

  1. Fig

    ¿Lé Fly = Tyler Durden?

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  2. Rand

    In louisiana, its a royal w/cheese, and pomfrites. Coffee is extra, and starbucks is non existant.
    Fly, I got the job with stewart and stevenson, whoo hoo!!!
    Good times ahead!!

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  3. Rand

    You know, I think I saw a couple of guys smoking that in Lake Charles, didnt stop to look closely. They were next to Balls Fried Chicken, and yes I was laughing at the sign, I got the hell out of dodge.

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  4. hhh

    Why do you assume everyone drinks latte’s? I’m a green tea fan myself. Gotta get your polyphenols.

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  5. SlayingDragons

    Popcorn anyone?

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  6. panamaorange

    QQQQ held beneath that resistance from lunch. It will continue to as long as IYR stays limp.

    Meanwhile in breaking news–

    Old Navy’s “Dow 11k” Hat sweatshop has been raided by local authorities

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKoiOchGe3g

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  7. tradingnymph

    On your other post…you are not alone. And it wasn’t just the Robot Bubble but the Copper Bubble ala China Traders that got rich off of buying in LME and selling in Shanghai…but that trade is bye bye.

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  8. Teahouse On The Tracks
    Teahouse On The Tracks

    FIP ….. ????

    Fly=Prechter

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  9. wilmer

    Fly–Now that J0sh1ngU is back perhaps you could give him an honorary tabbed blogger spot for a couple days? Remember how much fun that was?

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  10. DMG

    “Extra cheese is two dollars.”
    -Sal

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  11. Aristotle

    The Fly is like Ted “fucking” Williams, waiting for his perfect pitch, counting the threads on the seam of a low fastball as it zips by at 96 mph.

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    • Coked up Money Manager
      Coked up Money Manager

      …or his head is in a kenmore deep freezer seperated from his body…40 ounces,40 grams…who’s counting?

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  12. JakeGint

    Special Message to Monsieur Le Docteur de le Fly.

    _____________

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  13. Damon

    I wish Citi’s Rubin would suffer from spontaneous combustion in front of Congress. That would be so nice.

    No one is going to do any time on this scam. Isn’t that clear to you all, now?

    They should let Worldcom’s Bernie Ebber’s out of prison, right away, if this is how our lawmakers are gonna roll with the purveyors of the biggest scam in the history of mankind.

    Moving forward (backward):

    The Fly has warned you on these equity markets.

    10% downside seems tame, to me.

    Things are really f–king ugly out there on the American Main Street battlefront (that would be the “real world”, beyond the island of Manhattan, you hedge-fund trading cocksu-kers).

    Tossed salads for everyone, at a bare minimum. Except for Cramer, who would enjoy that too much, let him have to eat pus-y, and post it to M90.org.

    That is all.

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  14. robert

    glen beck…? he is a semi-retard with crib notes talking to full retards…

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  15. Po Pimp

    From the innernets:

    Glenn Lee Beck was born in Everett, Washington to William and Mary Beck, who lived in Mountlake Terrace, Washington,

    Says right there his dad’s name is William, not God. Glenn Beck != Son of God. QED.

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  16. John Rambo

    What you did to R.W. Pelican is very similar to what Special Forces Colonel Trautman did to Rambo in the first novel. You’ve basically given him a dishonorable death by not allowing him to have a fighting chance. At the same time, inner questions of self identity and reflectiveness may cause R.W. to lash out at society rather than handling difficult situations in a “civilized” manner.

    I URGE you to reconsider your actions before it’s too late.

    R.W. Pelican was no ordinary fowl.

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  17. MX2101

    A general rant- I am annoyed by the large amount of total crap posted on the Internet about finance, the market, etc. It is clear some people have a job to write content, even if it is nonsense or plain stupid.

    A lot of folks might be shocked to discover who is writing, editing or producing content we spend our precious time with. I am convinced that some people controlling and shaping content are people most of us would not trust behind the counter of a fast food restaurant, much less assembling editorial content about something important.

    A local news radio station has a bias toward higher stock prices. It is not necessary to listen to the entire market report, because after five seconds I know price direction by the sound of the guy’s voice. If he sounds depressed the market is down, happy sounding means the market is up. I think there is a lesson in the human condition in that. People are hard-wired to want things, even if it makes no sense or will clearly lead to disaster. We really love to buy and own and yearn for more and higher. Increase begets increase; it’s a basic human emotion. That radio guy cannot bring himself to simply be neutral.

    This does not mean I am OK with everything falling apart and me living in a cardboard box. But price and growth expectations of so many people seem crazy. Did that person down the street who paid 500K for the glamorized particle board imitation McMansion house really think it would soon be worth 1 million, in today’s dollars?

    At least here at iBC there is humor, wit, abuse and good writing, along with excellent financial commentary.

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  18. The Frayed

    Mr. Fly

    what are we going to do with our VXX? I thought yesterday was the start of something good, only to be dashed again. You and I know that this charade cant go on forever, and the higher we drift, the further we fall… and with velocity. So I am sticking, and yet my conviction gets tested as each new day brings more of this seemingly manipulated shit… do we hold out for the same move that the $VIX made in mid January?

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