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Avoid the Idiot Metal

No offense to Jakegint, but gold is for 2nd class morons. The type of people who buy gold call themselves “bugs” and stockpile food, waiting for the end of civilization. In their heads, they imagine a world, not too much different from the Lord of the Rings, where the Federal Reserve are evil monsters trying to feast on the flesh of the righteous humans. These miscreants make stupid videos and talk all day long about fiat currency and how China is going to stop buying our fucking bonds.

Well, I got news for the Peter Schiff crowd: that shit will NEVER happen, at least in your lifetime—unless of course the Chinese are into afflicting grave depression upon their populace, which in turn will lead to an armed revolution.

Ladies and idiots, America has the world by the short hairs. As a result, buy the dips, sell the rips.

The banking crisis has been put on hold, for at least another 3 years. So, you might as well get used to not running out of food or the dollar going “Zimbabwe.”

In short, gold has been going up due to asset allocation. Money managers and sovereign wealth funds have been buying the yellow metal, mainly because of the idea that it is an alternative to paper money. However, in reality, the only viable purpose a gold brick would serve during a financial collapse would be to bash in your neighbors skull for stealing your crops.

Some of you are short gold, via [[DZZ]] or [[DGZ]] . I can’t get into that sort of thing now. Stocks, bonds and commodities are irrational these days. In my opinion, it makes little sense to get in front of the “Gold Bug Express.” However, just know, it is filled with idiots.

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49 comments

  1. mrckbill

    ***** 5 Gold Pebbles

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  2. Homo Bob

    I am riding DZZ with tight stops. Gold will feel some short term pain.

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  3. JakeGint

    These must be fictitious wins, then, filling my overflowing coffers?

    Hold on, let me touch them….

    Hmmm… seems real enough. Maybe I should convert them into teeny tiny cups of cawfee?

    Some day, perhaps. Just not yet.

    Vince Lombardi said it best: “Just win, baybee.”

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    • The Fly

      i once made a small fortune in athm. however, they evetually went bk.

      Great call; but gold is gay.

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      • JakeGint

        Contrary to TA’s opinion (he was also wrong, btw), this doesn’t annoy me in the least. It fills me with confidence. After all, if the Fly is shitting on PM’s, then there’s still upside, no?

        First, recall — I called the selloff to within a couple of days. I am today at 40% of my previous gargantuan win positions and the rest is hedged with sold calls (not to mention the TZA, DUG and 250 SPY 110 puts, all documented).

        Second, be aware — When you & TA finally buy aforesaid “idiot metal” I sell.

        How’s that for an arrangement?

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        • The Fly

          That will never happen. So go play with your fucking gold bricks.

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        • TA

          You did a great job calling a top in Gold, the jury is out on your market call

          BTW: You don’t sound annoyed at all – LOL

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          • JakeGint

            This is “New York” normal, fuckface. Get used to it.

            And being up 24% in one day on my 250 SPY puts says — “you’re wrong, I’m right.”

            Again.

            That, you should be used to by now.

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    • Generational BOTTOM Picker
      Generational BOTTOM Picker

      You shuda sold Dec covered calls and bought Dec puts on your gold stocks when gold hit $1220. I did, and I am relishing the decline in gold.

      No tree grows to the sky.

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    • mrckbill

      LOL……cmon Fly that was better than just a good call….

      Al Davis said just Win Baby….Vince Lombardi said winning isn’t everything its the only thing.

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  4. TA

    I applaud the change from ‘Yellow’ to ‘Idiot’ in the title

    Beautifully put, I can’t really add more
    Sure to annoy Jake of course

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  5. JakeGint

    However, in reality, the only viable purpose a gold brick would serve during a financial collapse would be to bash in your neighbors skull for stealing your crops.

    No history department at your college of choice?

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    • Mr. Cain Thaler

      Yes, you can also shape them into bullets to fire at wild dogs. Or hide them from the government when they pull an “FDR”.

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      • JakeGint

        Recall what happened to the price when FDR pulled his illegal shennanigans?

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        • Mr. Cain Thaler

          Sadly, I don’t. You know, I enjoy insulting gold, but I can’t run too far with it, since I’m sitting on physical silver back at my own place.

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          • JakeGint

            Silver is the better call, value wise, but its value hinges on POG, ironically. I have more silver than gold as well.

            Gold went from about $20 and oz. to $35 an oz when FDR commandeered it.

            History is an excellent lifelong study. One doesn’t want to get caught unawares.

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          • The_Real_Hmmmm

            Listen to yourself Jake. FDR commandeered it. In other words he forced people to exchange it for $20.67 per troy ounce, and then through the Act the nominal price was changed to $35 per troy ounce meaning no individual holders realized any gains (with the exception of jewelers and sign makers).

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          • Mr. Cain Thaler

            Yes, but I’ve heard very few people actually turned their gold in to the government.

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          • The_Real_Hmmmm

            It doesn’t matter even if they didn’t because the Federal Reserve does not control monetary policy via gold reserves now. It’s most recently become a commodity of diversification for sovereign wealth funds. I’m not saying his gold trade was bad, I just think that FDR thesis is bad.

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          • JakeGint

            Don’t you get it? It didn’t matter what FDR said the POG was, it was going up because he was diluting the currency by spending like a drunken –if polio stricken – sailor.

            Which happens to be what’s happening now. How many times must I repeat m’self?

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          • The_Real_Hmmmm

            Yes I understand what you’re saying, but the currency was directly tied to gold and the USD was not fiat. Now (2009) gold is increasing because of the commodity-inflation effect perceived by traders and asset managers, along with the divestment of assets of sovereign funds into gold and the public’s obsession with MC Hammer’s Cash4Gold.

            Here’s the historic inflation adjusted price of gold from 1344:
            http://www.sharelynx.com/chartsfixed/600yeargold.gif

            If your argument was true then the public would have bid up all commodities in the interest of protecting assets against inflation. Here’s the chart for oil 1869-2009:
            http://www.wtrg.com/oil_graphs/oilprice1869.gif

            I still maintain that the volatility of the price increase of gold, specifically, for your FDR gold thesis is confined to that particular time period.

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    • TA

      What percentage of your wealth do you have stashed away in physical gold?

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      • A monkey with a dart board
        A monkey with a dart board

        Physical gold 0%.

        I’m putting all my money in that stupid mountain growers fucking coffee. Try drinking a cup of gold mutherfuckers. We’ll see who is laughing when the shit flys off.

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        • JakeGint

          I might not be able to drink gold, but I could use it to buy your family for indentured servitude.

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  6. Vijay

    Better to be rich and gay and having the egregious privilege of shitting while sitting on a gold-plated commode, than poor and pathetic and living in a paper mashay[sic] box made with monopoly money.

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    • Sir Prime Bean of Caffeine
      Sir Prime Bean of Caffeine

      I’d rather be poor and have my butt-hymen intact than rich and all tore up back there. What good is having a gold toilet if you have to sit on a doughnut cushion to use it?

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  7. The V.King

    I’m going to use my bricks to smash the fed’s printing press…GO JAKE GINT!!

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    • JakeGint

      LOL. I think Captain Queeg is attempting to instigate a mutiny, ovah heah.

      I’ll have his strawberries, I will.

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  8. ottnott

    gold is for 2nd class morons

    So, your point is that there is a guaranteed and growing market for gold?

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  9. genghis-khan

    Fly, is SD (Sandridge) cheap here or should we wait for oil to decline further? Are you buying SD here?

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  10. The V.King

    In October and November, the government spent $292 billion more than it took in, the nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office said.

    That was even worse than the same period last year, when the government was on its way to posting a record $1.4 trillion deficit for the fiscal year that ended Sept. 30.

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  11. The Fly

    Jake is stroking out. Mission accomplished.

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    • JakeGint

      You know that I have four little brothers, yes?

      Ask them what they got when they nettled me. (At least two of them are around here, somewhere…)

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  12. eisensteisn

    “but that’s just what Jake is” No offense Jake, you can’t help it you’re a moron.

    Fly, should I sell STV. It’s not looking too strong here.

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  13. TX Slave Trader

    I hope Schiff spanks Dodd’s punk ass in 2010, goldbug or not.

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  14. Taz

    Hey Fly,
    Are you saying that we will be in a bull market for 3 years or so?
    Thanks

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  15. Joe

    GDX short is treating me very nicely these days. I will cover all my short GDX and go heavy long at $43.
    Gold bugs might be gay idiots but gold will go higher after this blip is over or untill the fear of fiat currency goes away. Could be years!

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  16. The_Real_Hmmmm

    Sorry Jake, I meant “floating,” not fiat. I guess we hit the max number of replies.

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