It’s homosexual opera Friday, as investors sashay in and out of stocks. Everyone is a skeptic. Therefore, as a result, no one makes money.
I have a theory. All of this fast trading shit has infected the minds of the average retail investor. It’s like they are inundated with so much information, so many different points of view, that they effectively churn themselves into oblivion. Most “traders” I know have little to no idea what the market is doing 24 hours into the future. They base their decision on “now,” and, as a result, get fucking whip-sawed like midget clowns being shot out of carnival cannons.
Losses are part of the business. If you are unable to stare down a million dollar loss, as if it was nothing more than a mosquito, you should not be trading on behalf of others. If you are a trader and find yourself confused, more often than filled with convinction, do yourself a favor and tuck your money away under the mattress or a nice mutual fund.
I’m disappointed with today’s action; but most of my stocks are still up.
More at the bell.
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WIG
hit 10500 by a c*nt hair
thats it for awhile
Stop saying that word in pubic.
you’re sounding pretty dramatic yourself fly
This market is one big ‘chop in the box’
Slap Chop in the Box
much better, thank you
“whip-sawed like midget clowns being shot out of carnival cannons”
That imagery was good for a quick guffaw.
Your whipping boy, Mr. Knight has a similar post. For once, you both agree.
Hey neighbor. As you know Steve, Jr. was starting to believe he was gay, not that there is anything wrong with that. He does not sashay so he knows now he is not gay. Don’t worry neighbor. Since Steve, Jr. is not gay Fly, Jr. won’t catch any gayness although if Fly, Jr. starts to crave gefilte fish and matzo ball soup and begins to wear a yarmulke then you know he caught something else.
Two quick tells —
Does he like opera?
Is his favourite author Cervantes?
Then you will know.
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As we’ve all learned from the movie The Crying game : “A volf farlirt zayne hor, ober nit zayn natur”.
but i sugest doing the shiksa test. I nice big pair of shiksa tits in the face. it’s like the swim or sink test.
good luck and Yasher koach!
I was brought up on kosher titz, m’self.
The shiksas were always a couple of years behind.
(Well, not the Eyetalian girls).
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Is that a goddamned dollar rally on my screen? It sure the fuck looks like it. How appropriate, one day after Senator Bunning calls out Bernanke as the biggest fuckup of all time. While we have not yet even begun to experience the damage wrought by Bernanke, I hope that some crafty machinist is designing a gibbet for him. Perhaps it can be hung off of Lady Liberty’s torch arm.
Huh?
Bunning, a fireball pitcher, as well.
Coincidence?
I THINK NOT!
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FLY,
What’s your take on FITB?
when you make that score on a day trade its like being a teenager all over again:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4
I am sounding a bit dramatic, aren’t I? Perhaps I should audition for a stocktwits show, where I can read poetry while reading charts,
With life lessons. All new traders have the cognitive ability and human experiences of a first grader, obviously.
Perhaps you should do a guest blog on ZH.
Aramis called and wants to know if you are coming out for meads later, P.
He said, and I quote: “Bring the Mutton.”
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romanian dish, i see…
Provencal.
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Have you run out K-cups yet?
After 20 cups of coffee last night
you must need refills.
Is that Ukraine black lung news bot post for real? It almost reads like an “Onion” story.
Can anyone say .99 cent sale ?
masterpain is still trying to stick it the Fly every chance he gets with FTK
” I’m disappointed with today’s action; but most of my stocks are still up.
More at the bell.”
Hey Fly,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Mu8MrCR5pQ
Time for the 3:00 rally, lets go. I got 3lbs of shrimp in me from lunch. $DZZ is making me dizzy.
Must have been the all you can eat at the Boston Lobster Feast on Sand Lake Road or Red Lobster on International Drive.
Nothing beats the Dutch Goose off of Sand Hill Rd.
How bout BJ’s in Hyannis @ $4/lb for 6 lb or greater?
Robster for runch …
Will be sending a few to Florida soon …
The dollar has enjoyed a pop today..
FTK’s catching a bid.
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ
nuts
we’re in a bull market.
Do you smell the aroma of that Green Mountain Coffee. With all the money I made short the SPX I think I will go to Starbucks 🙂