iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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You’re Cordially Invited

Thanks to “bigger than God” stock market gains, the holy folks at iBankCoin will be holding their first ever party, also known as “CAMP PARADE” or “CHAMPAGNE PARTY” or “SAUSAGE SOIREE,” depending on where you are geographically.

The event will be held at a secret location. You tell us where to find you and we will arrange for your transportation. Upon entering the party, you will be given a pipe and a blazer, most likely from the venerable TED BAKER himself, providing he is still alive. Imagine the scene, 50 sausages chatting it up, laughing over champagne and a fine pipe. Oh, the anticipation, it’s almost too much to fathom.

While it’s true, I hate most of you and would rather see you in prison than at a party; it’s also true, iBankCoin has a reputation to uphold—all thanks and praise to the Bush administration for the plethora of “no-bid contracts” sent our way during the Gulf War.

At any rate, the market is closed and I won again. It should not surprise you, now or ever, that “The Fly” is always a step ahead, conducting himself in the most fashionable manner, with pride, dignity and honor.

Good Day,

Hope to see you all soon.

Le Fly

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55 comments

  1. Woodshedder

    Lil Wayne looks like Predator, but yet even uglier.

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  2. SteveTheNeighbor
    SteveTheNeighbor

    Hey neighbor. Tim and his followers have been making fun of you.
    Do you want me to send Steve, Jr. over there?

    i suspect the fly trades with paper money. he never posts his trades like tim does.
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    Tim Knight 13 minutes ago in reply to frikter 1 person liked this.

    On my long list of Things In Life That I Value the importance of having some anonymous jockstrap having a good opinion of me is pretty much at the bottom of the list. That goes for all his readers, too.
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    Brand 7 minutes ago in reply to Tim Knight

    And the horse he rode in on!
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    katzo7 20 minutes ago in reply to frikter 1 person liked this.

    Would that be called fly paper?
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    crazygirl 13 minutes ago in reply to katzo7

    Hilarious!

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    • The Fly

      Haters.

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      • Robb

        Im pretty sure you trade with paper money, prove me wrong with a screen-shot of your trading but I bet you can’t. You seem in a hurry to drop the issue, I wonder why.

        PS – Slope of hope recorded its highest traffic today, are you going to join me in congratulating Tim?

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        • JakeGint

          That’s pretty much the definition of a “slope of hope” isn’t it?

          Increasing bearish huddling in a wrong-way ghetto as the market rolls over them?

          As a long time observer of Timmah and his massive (and I mean massive) losses, I can tell you with certainty that the market turns at the nadir of his popularity, not the apex.

          For Robb and the lower IQ among you, that means we’re in for bull parade through the end of the year.

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        • TA

          Oh my fucking god

          Again with traffic shit like anyone gives a rats ass about that compared to banking serious coin

          Too hilarious

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        • Homo Bob

          Great, congrats on having that many lemmings on a blog that looks like 12 year old Russian cobbled it together. How are those short positions working out?

          Even if Fly’s trade were a paper account, it doesn’t stop them from being spot on and archived. Where as Timmy seems to like to reset his from time to time.

          Out.

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        • The Fly

          ummm, no.

          I don’t give a fuck what you idiots think. Go believe I paper trade. It makes no difference to me.

          It’s my lifestyle that benefits from my fine trading, not the accolades from internet misfits like you.

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        • Docsparks

          I hate to admit I’ve checked out the site over the month and read several threads through and through – mostly to learn what the shorts are looking for…

          “Die [ticker / index of choice] Die” ???? fairly intense – I don’t know how they keep their spirits up – consistent to a fault far as I can see. I know I’m fairly new to the trading world, but I can’t get past the mind lock there.

          There’s more wave shit there than the North shore – Gio as my witness. There’s one poor soul that tries to mention the trend is…..ummmmm……not down, and he get’s the fuckin homo hammer. Why would the traffic be more important than the content? This place prints money market up or down, that place only when the market is down. Not a tough call.

          I want to go to a cool party.

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          • JakeGint

            First tell us about CVM and HEB….

            On my blog, preferably… Heh.

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          • docsparks

            I owe you plenty Jake, it shall be done. Should I amuse you and end up going to any cool party, I would even bring my uber cool spouse. Everyone knows I married waaaaaaayyyyyyy over my head and probably punishment for something evil she did in a previous life.

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          • JakeGint

            Well if she deigns to live in Maine, she’s a special person.

            (Unless she’s from there, that’s not as hard to do, then)

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          • JakeGint

            If it’s any solace, Fly did the same.

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          • Docsparks

            Hell holds dear what she must have done in that past life. She’s from Laguna Beach.

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          • JakeGint

            Wow… now that’s a sacrifice….

            Laguna Beach is like….

            Eden!

            (Speaking of which, what the hell happened to Donny?)

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          • Yogi & Boo Boo

            Indeud. The traffic is high because the baby bears can’t put more than 3 words together. They’ve self selected themselves into a delusional group of trader wannabees. I’ll be happy to sell them them some of my supply when they’re ready to go long.

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        • j

          Robb:

          I know you’re a blow in from Dante’s 9th Circle of stock traders hell which is where all the stock market losers go (no Hope for Dopes). The 10th circle (the last) is reserved for those that lose all their capital in a rally (Tim) and don’t fess up.

          First off Le Fly doesn’t trade with “paper money” he trades with gold ingots. But think about for a little. What if he did trade with paper money? His calls have been spot on since I can recall which is most of last year. What do you care? In the end if the dude is right it wouldn’t really matter, right? I think you’re just upset at today’s rally. That’s all.

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      • j

        i suspect the fly trades with paper money. he never posts his trades like tim does.
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        Tim Knight 13 minutes ago

        Well of course Le Fly trades with paper money…we all do in way since we got rid of gold coins etc.

        Tim of course would have forgotten that because he lost all his capital in the the Great Rally of 2009 and doesn’t know what money looks like any longer as he uses food stamps.

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  3. Alvari40

    We rally through October…..true story.

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  4. Made Man

    So, McFly. 10500. keep buying till then. A 75% rally off the low. wowie wow

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  5. tm

    Would I be admitted to the party, wearing a hooded burlap shirt and tight green spandex shorts?

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  6. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Classic Fly, I love it.

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  7. WardandJuneCleaver
    WardandJuneCleaver

    Please pick us up in Mayfield. Send something with plenty of seating.
    The Beav,Wally,Lumpy,Eddie, and Whitey Whitney want to party also.

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  8. TraderCaddy

    Anybody over 47.5 years old better not show up at the party in a wheelchair.
    Fly sends them down an elevator shaft (see previous comment to previous Fly post).

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  9. ecchymosis

    How ’bout the party at my prison- San Quentin D Block. I’ll bring the pruno!!

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  10. masterpain

    Can you trade from prison? Anybody on the inside on this blog trading? {doing a hard nickel for the State?}

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    • DPeezy

      Some prisons allow “limited” internet access…which is certainly not access like you and I have and think of normally.

      Their access is usually limited to email/videos from family and online banking, all limited by the use of 3rd party services, like JPay.com.

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  11. Q4

    I Wanna Be Where You Are – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuvjehcH59Q

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  12. Braveflaps

    I just bid on San Q, and I will allow former GS prop types to trade. The rest of you aren’t criminally enough.

    Oh yeah:

    FREE AT LAST, FREE AT LAST:

    http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2009/10/mel-gibsons-drunk-driving-conviction.html

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  13. TraderCaddy

    I believe that Fly is the one in the suit trying to break up this fight between a NYC cabbie and a Pedicab guy.

    http://www.myfoxny.com/dpp/news/local_news/manhattan/091005_Pedicab_Operator_Taxi_Driver_Brawl

    Click the second “Watch Video” on the right for the full 5 minute version.

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  14. Jeremy (the other Jeremy)
    Jeremy (the other Jeremy)

    You can pick me up in Kansas City. I’ll bring a bottle of Lillet Blanc so we can celebrate with some proper martinis.

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  15. The Flie

    Ummm….is there really going to be a party? Is this for PPT people only? Or just a joke?

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  16. Mo the Wiesel

    So, The Fly,

    I
    It’ s buy, buy buy:………………….. BOEING………. right guy !!!

    You ASSHOLE !!!!

    BOEING just declared not only 1 but 3.5 $ billions TODAY write off their books !! HAPPY ??

    It’ s still a BUY BUY BUY : The Fly !!

    You deserve to have your balls and ( small) dick cut off and served to a whore for lunch, in front of your wife !!!, FOR THIS KIND OF ADVICE.

    Have a beer on me guys !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    BYE BYE !!!!!!!

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    • Hammy

      when exactly did the Fly advise you to buy boeing?

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    • The Fly

      I never bought BA, nor did I recommend it.

      You must be drunk on some Colt 45 Malt Liquor.

      I’ll give you a free pass.

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      • JakeGint

        He is drunk on cheap Russian potato vodka.

        That was Ozzie J (of Oz) who was recc’ing BA, dipshit.

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        • j

          I’ll fess up.

          I think i did about two months ago in the comments section.The dude must have confused with Le Fly.

          Wiesel.

          I still have the stock, man. I bought the fucking thing with an average price around 45ish and I’m sticking with it as I like the story. Just be freaking patient, numbnuts. The dream liner will eventually fly and it will be a resounding success.

          You seen pics of the Dreamliner? It’s like the Claudia Schiffer of the sky.

          The 747-800 has a few issues too as of last night, however I think this shit will be resolved and with a weak dollar they’ll be able to sell boat loads of these planes.

          And I still hold it in my retirement account. 5 years time that stock will be 150 buckoids.

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  17. Chuck Bennet

    What a fucking idiot.

    I think your mother should have drown you in the tub after she shit you out of her ass.

    regards

    chuck

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  18. mrkcbill

    “SAUSAGE SOIREE”

    Made me laugh. FIG

    Go Tigers FTW

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  19. RNB

    No tanks, da images of 50 little fleas at a campy blazing sausage soiree are too much for me. And no, ya cant not see me in prison, keep yer ass reapin to yerself

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  20. j

    Man, this is an angry thread. All these blow show up so angrified with Le Fly and the site. Seriously, I’ve never ever seen it like this which must mean the market is still headed higher.

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    • Po Pimp

      Indeud.

      The bears ain’t quite as smug as they were Friday evening. What happened to the dude calling for a gap down on Monday morning?

      IF Alcoa can beat estimates watch the fuck out.

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  21. kush

    I would love to attend this IBC party and think it is a splendid idea, however I am away on business. It pains me to decline your invitation, but thank you anyways. Also, thank you for the website, the advice, and all of the work you put into everything. Fly is kush.

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