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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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I’m At Leisure

Do not bother “The Fly” with your petty quibbles, for he is enjoying the fruits of his labour [sic], by way of buying all sorts of meaningless shit—like new sunglasses, jeans, and you guessed it, CASHMERE sweaters. Just so you know, as predicted, I am missing out on the decline, and intend on “missing out” on all subsequent drops from here on forth.

It’s difficult to explain what I am going through, with regards to the market and how I am able to game it so easily. The best analogy I can offer is imagine “The Fly” is Babe Ruth, in his prime, batting against the current day Ny Mets. That’s all.

As for the market:

Research In Motion Limited (USA) [[RIMM]] is getting its cock eaten by the cock-burglars at Apple Inc. [[AAPL]] . I don’t care what the homos from RIMM say: Apple is eating their balls.

With that in mind, following another 1.5% dip in the market, I will begin buying ADTRAN, Inc. [[ADTN]] , Ceragon Networks Ltd. [[CRNT]] and TEKELEC [[TKLC]] —all three are iphone related plays. You must be asking yourself “hey, dick-burglar, why not buy [[AAPL]]?” Well, if you must know, I like to do things differently. Since young, I’ve always done things in unorthodox ways, investing is no different. My life, mind you, is defined by kicking my neighbor, competitor or enemy into empty manholes.

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38 comments

  1. Sam

    FING!

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  2. Jake

    King cock…..now cock burglar……..lol!!!!!! Great post. Enjoy the weekend.

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    • maelstrom

      Lot of cock talk for a straight guy.. not that it makes you a bad person..
      Bought.PAL, NANO, TTEK,TNDM,REV, SWHC TASR this pull back..good luck

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      • JakeGint

        I was kinda thinking the same thing.

        But, as Freud once said, after being called up in a seance by a hypnotized gypsey woman:

        Sometimes a blog post is just a blog post.

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  3. Dubz

    God damn cock burglars!

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  4. SteveTheNeighbor

    Yes, you may have kicked me into a manhole once, but I also remember when Steve, Jr. kicked you into the septic tank hole while it was being drained.
    By the way, he is still sorry for that.

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    • DPeezy

      I’m surprised Steve, Jr has managed to make it alive past that affront…

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      • SteveTheNeighbor

        Steve,Jr. and Fly are best friends now. When he takes Fly, Jr. to a ball game he also takes Steve, Jr.
        In fact Fly allows Steve, Jr. to drive his PT Cruiser once in a while and Fly is very particular about who he allows to drive it. He still hasn’t let Mrs. Fly behind the wheel. He says it has something to do with twelve points on her license.

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  5. John

    aren’t all manholes empty? Do you really need to say empty manholes?

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    • Dr. Evo

      A manhole is no longer empty once The Fly has kicked you into it. Dummy.

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      • 308

        lol, * * * * * 5 Stars Dr Evo, that had a kind of ‘fight club’ ring to it for some reason..

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      • Dubz

        Arguably most hilarious reply to a comment ever made on the internet. Had I been drinking a tall glass of milk I would have surely spat it on my screen.

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    • The_Real_Hmmmm

      That sounds like a question for Jason’s blog.

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  6. The Fly

    Not all manholes are empty. Go do your fucking research.

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  7. ZenProfit

    Time for the weekly: “How The Fly will spend egregious piles of money on Mrs. Fly” report.

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  8. TraderCaddy

    “Manholes” are sexist.
    The PC word is maintenance holes.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manhole

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  9. Dave

    State the brands or STFU. For all I know you’re buying cheap Walmart jeans and sunglasses from Target. Personally I’m eyeing a swank polo shirt from Salvatore Ferragamo.

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    • DMG

      Yes, but you have a dick in your arse.

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      • JakeGint

        The only thing one should buy from Salvatore are one’s shoes (if one has skinny Europhag feet) and one’s ties.

        Everything else is for “Project Runway” contestants.

        (Not that there’s anything wrong with competing on Project Runway)

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        • The_Real_Hmmmm

          Ha Jake.

          A man must wear shoes that announce his presence like a constipated Clydesdale while walking through marble lobbies of important places. Some good English kicks.

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        • DMG

          I concur the Sally silk ties are quite nice.
          As far as the shoes, as long as you don’t follow in dear leader;s ‘footsteps’ , you’ll be aiiight.

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    • MOOBER

      I buy almost all my clothes from Goodwill. And def my sunglasses from Walmart.

      Proverbs 13:7

      Google it.

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  10. RIMM Cock Protection Society
    RIMM Cock Protection Society

    We here at the society prefer the term “glory hole”.

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  11. Henry Fool

    Don’t Worry Fly!!!

    I will soon be aboard to answer ALL the “what should I do” questions.

    Sort of a Halloween Frightening Round I’ll offer in Oct.
    Spooky dangerous shit.

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  12. Henry Fool

    ABAT
    ALGN << both working

    SVA looks like it could rape the shorts to close the week.

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  13. TA

    RIMM has no fear in the corporate space because AAPL will never put a keyboard on their device(not cool) or build enterprise management software(not cool either and not something AAPL does well).

    Unfortunately for RIMM, the growth is all in the consumer and the huge amount of Nokia users to pull from. The only decent piece of hardware that is as good an experience as the iPhone, is the Zune HD and it’s not a phone nor is MSFT smart enough to tie it into their XBOX 360 marketplace to compete with the App Store.

    I see no decent competetion for the iPhone for quite some time.

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  14. Jeremy (the other Jeremy)
    Jeremy (the other Jeremy)

    Have you permanently walked away from OVTI? That was one of my favorite picks this year. I’m still in and enjoying it. Thanks.

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  15. Mr. Cain Thaler

    I purchased I tiny position in VCGH, into the final hour, more to say I bought this dip than anything. This is a penny stock play, no more; I already have a huge, stable position backing it up.

    More importantly, I am maneuvering funds so that I might purchase silver, should the opportunity present itself.

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  16. Henry Fool

    Here comes the Friday short covering

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  17. carsony

    Hey FLY great song by bing–in some magestic way, that song soothes the beast within:)

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  18. Henry Fool

    ABAT is a steamroller! A multi faceted Break OUT!

    Weekly BO is 4.76

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