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Attack of the Nerdtrons

“The Fly” was busy all day, fighting off “nerdtrons,” who were speeding up and down Wall Street in their fucking FAZ-mobiles. At the first sight of weakness, especially in Goldman Sachs Group, Inc. [[GS]] , the fucktarded nerds come out of their caves, straight to the SRS-spaceshuttle for take off. When that fails, they board the FXP-unicycle, dressed in green leotards, attempting to roll over men in BIG fucking tanks, who have nuclear cannons balls ready to explode in their fucking faces.

Go ahead, fucktard, give me your best shot. My longs will turn your fucking head into magic dust.

As an aside, I enjoyed wins today in Pacific Capital Bancorp [[PCBC]] , Flotek Industries, Inc. [[FTK]] , Huntington Bancshares Incorporated [[HBAN]] , American Capital Ltd. [[ACAS]] , SandRidge Energy Inc. [[SD]] and Level 3 Communications, Inc. [[LVLT]] . All in all, I was a net seller, blowing out of SD, PCBC and a bit of HBAN. I added to ACAS and do not give a fuck what your charts say.

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36 comments

  1. jg

    fig

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  2. Pedro

    Thoughts on CNB?

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  3. Woodshedder

    ACAS chart looks fine, but you knew that already, I’m sure.

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  4. Mushroomz

    FAZ-mobile http://bit.ly/47BnYa

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  5. Skeptical

    FRE is up 141% – AND, as a sidenote – is bankrupt.

    FAZ? Fucking FAZ? Really? A bankrupt entity was up 143% today. They deserve to be punched in the nuts merely on principle. I hope Obama’s health plan is approved so we can euthanize these ppl and be left with only winners willing to bid up bk. co’s so Amerika can get back to doing what it does best: occupy shittier countries and make crappy cars.

    Nice wins, Mr. Fly, nice wins.

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  6. wilmer

    If there is a good reference point for euthanization it is anyone who voted for O and supports his clusterfuck of a plan to reform healthcare.

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    • reality check

      you’re so right wilmer — the USA spends more money on healthcare than any other system in the developed world. its positively unprecedented for the president and staff to actually give a shit.

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      • DMG

        Is that what you think? That the president really gives a toss about YOU?

        reality check? hee-larious!

        Ask his aunt in the projects of southie how much he cares….Or the half brothers and sisters living on $1 a month in ‘the old country’.

        I don’t care how distant a relative, the coin he and the grinch were pulling in, you’d think he’d be able to help a brotha out.

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  7. dubz

    That or their SCOtomobile or SCOoter.

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  8. JunkSpread

    Right on, Wilmer. I’ll push the plunger.

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  9. EN1GMA

    have mercy on da bears Senor Tropicana, they’re just shooting for the bread crumbs

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  10. Curly

    Green leotard, hey that was my wrestling suit, and I sold it when I retired.

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  11. Ultforeign

    Hé LeFly, you know that guy that didn’t land on the moon ? Well now he’s at it again.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDIXvpjnRws&feature=bzb302
    Orbiting around the Earth for 9 days with 2 other guys that keep farting has consequences…

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  12. GozoTrader

    LMFAO!!!!

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  13. Dr. Incognito

    Beware cubs, margin calls a coming.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkdTFhdb340

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  14. Mr. Leonard Dysktra

    Nanci Pelosi says you are unAmerican if you oppose that crappy plan and carry Nazi symbols around. This woman is getting rich in Congress and will not use the health plan and flies on government jets while the great unwashed masses have no clue. I may run for Congress as soon as my bankruptcy is over..so that I can buy back the greatest house in the world.

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  15. dumb money

    I was once one of the Nerdtrons. Thank God I recently joined the PPT. Otherwise I would be on the wrong side of the trade all the time!

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  16. omfgitsjd

    Euthanasia? Death Panels? FEMA Camps/Coffins? Airborne Biologics? Chemtrails? Loss of Sovereignty via the Patriot Act? Private goon squads? US Constitution used as toilet paper? Formation of the American Union? Population Control/Genocide? Gun Control? Bailout bubble? One World Government run by Central Banks?

    What amazes me is that at least the Nazi’s were smart enough NOT to keep a documented trail of evidence on similar shit they enacted. LOL.

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  17. omfgitsjd

    Ah well, it will all get cleaned up and we’ll return to our regularly scheduled economic boom.

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  18. ryan

    I made money short RIMM today. yeah, FAZ is crap, but what’s with mocking all bears (I am feeling like I need to make a new animal to be my trading mascot).

    I am no longer a bull or a bear, I am a field mouse trader.

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  19. chivo

    ftk halted and dooooooooooooown. 🙁

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  20. j

    Fist time in a long time I’ve seen so much red on the screen. it’s blinding: almost forgotten what that color looks like.

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  21. masterpain

    FTK going off the board with the fly……

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    • ZenProfit

      Is someone watching to see that there are no sharp or heavy objects around The Fly?

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  22. TraderCaddy

    Done for the AM.
    Thanks SMH.

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  23. The Fly Swatter

    FTK trading again. Fly said that they were one financing agreement away from going gangbusters. Well, they announced the financing this morning and FTK is getting murdered right now. So much for that prediction.

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    • Pedro

      Their financial results are horrendous.

      But, you figure, this will retrace well back into the mid 1’s at which point it becomes a good buy again.

      Then again, with this management, who the hell knows.

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    • j

      They reported a 19 million dollar loss. that’s what people are focusing on I think. If they got the financing then the banks may know more than the fucker selling it.

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  24. Pedro

    FTK says they got their financing FLY wanted.

    Dare I say back up the truck on FTK?

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  25. The Fly Swatter

    I bet Fly is doubling down on his FTK position, as us fucktards are here playing with ourselves.

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  26. HenryFool

    New Buys CROX, CATM, more CSIQ alot more!!
    AHR holding
    SMTC holding
    CYTK holding
    DVAX holding
    ENTR holding

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  27. Lokapujya

    Is Dumas retiring neccesarily a bad thng?

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  28. HenryFool

    I do have steel balls! Holding steady!

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