iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
23,441 Blog Posts

A Whorehouse of Fun

Believe me, much of what I do is not appreciated. I’ve been bowling on fuckers for decades now, going back to when I was young. I remember throwing people out of trees and tossing people into the deep end of the pool, over minor quibbles. I’ve been running the “blog game” for 3 years now. Over that time, I have established a very recognizable presence, due to my “white robe” ways and diamond encrusted chalice swagger. I have defeated multiple TIM’s and made the dumbest of you, DEVILDOG, JOSH1ngU, etc, into my internet doormats.

It all started with my crazy thoughts on a blogspot site, which has evolved into a top rated financial website/powerhouse, hosting dozens of writers—and lots of crazy clowns.

I’ve been cutting carrots, while having my balls on the kitchen table, for quite a while now. I remember, back in the old days growing up in Brooklyn, playing tag in old abandoned factories—fucking with gravity. Fast forward to today, “The Fly” is unable to descend. I’m shooting so high, one might think I was retarded or some shit.

I digress.

At the end of the day, it’s my word against yours. I’ve been mastering my trade here, for hundreds of years (The Fly was a money manager in all previous lives), while you’ve been keeping busy polishing the evening silverware because your stupid wife ordered you to.

This blog is a gift. You have no idea how lucky you are, for even reading my insults catapulted into your laps, like a meatball attached to a fucking atomic bomb. I am long Pacific Capital Bancorp [[PCBC]] , Huntington Bancshares Incorporated [[HBAN]] , SandRidge Energy Inc. [[SD]] , ON Semiconductor Corp. [[ONNN]] —the list goes on and on.

To sum up this post: I am getting richer by the second, while you waste away in your bullshit pleather chair from Staples. Do not player hate. Instead, hate the game.

Top picks: Huntington Bancshares Incorporated [[HBAN]] , American Capital Ltd. [[ACAS]]

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qg3vdU-Y1wM 616 500]

UPDATE: I sold out of [[PCBC]] @ $3.33

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16 comments

  1. Ecchymosis

    FIG

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  2. dubz

    It’s true, finding IBC was the “TSN Turning Point” in my year $$$$$$$

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  3. jg

    fig dammit.

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  4. Vote for Pedro

    FIG is actually a competitor of ACAS. I wonder what that means…..

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  5. Wolfsmack

    loller….the blog pwnts

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  6. Manuelstop

    Complete the phrase: When TIM is mentioned, I __________ .

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  7. Skeptical

    An inspirational post.

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  8. Milan237

    FTK breaking out …say what!

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  9. The Fly

    FTK!!

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  10. Vote for Pedro

    Yes, FTK is finally breaking out. I am more interested in Fly’s call on ACAS though. Take a look at the extremely bullish trading today. A close above $3.00 and it is really going to rally a lot IMO.

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  11. TheArtist

    CROX has doubled in the past few weeks.

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  12. dave

    McDonalds is a fine meal. It’s the new Ruths Cris.

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  13. The Fly

    FULL DISCLOSURE: Should FTK break out, further enriching Le Fly, I will no longer be able to speak with you directly, since I will be in the league of “Stock God.” I will have to hire someone to relay my messages—just so you know.

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    • Indie

      you will have in fact ascended!

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ascension_(Stargate)#Ascension

      “Ascension is a process by which sufficiently-evolved sentient beings may shed their physical bodies and live eternally as pure energy on a higher plane of existence full of knowledge and power. It is a mental, spiritual or evolutionary enlightenment that can arise as the direct result of achieving a certain level of wisdom and self-knowledge.”

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  14. HenryFool

    RageCage tipped me off to AHR through his PPT updates. I’m all over this one. A weekly pivot of 1.08 sets op some wild volatility coming one way or another. As usual I’m betting the direction is up! To 1.30 before 0.67.

    Any takers???

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  15. The_Real_Hmmmm

    This post is prototypical Fly. The only thing that amuses me more than myself is this. Like a fat guy on a monorail, I grow anxious over the next turn it takes.

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