Money is not a problem for anyone visiting the evil confines of Disney World. Generally, “The Fly” limits his spending habits to “low-grade degenerate” while on vacation. However, when you’re at Disney, evil Mickey Mouse takes control of your mind—forcing massive debit card usage.
I was blowing like $100 per day on fucking water bottles, $1k on dining and countless dollars on retarded glow in the dark toys, that spin and shit. All in all, Disney is a terrific place, if you are into just throwing money into fire pits. The way I look at it, I blow 10k on dumbass trades all the time. So, spending 10k on meaningless glow in the dark toys is fair game and good for my karma or chi or whatever the fuck you homofied zen artists call it.
Look you, Disney is a great place to wait in lines and put your body through extreme temperature contests. If you are weak and shit, my guess, you will not leave Disney alive. People with heart conditions will most definitely perish, under the weight of Mickey Mouse’s boot, while waiting in line for some 2 minute water rapids ride, located in “Asia.”
I’ll have you know, “The Fly” enjoyed “Africa” despite the overly racist decorating, concocted by the liberal pussies at Disney. I bought several wooden giraffe’s and made sure to wear a Safari hat, while on the comical Safari adventure truck ride.
My advice, bring the kids to Disney and fall victim to being “Mouse raped,” for it is your duty as an American to do so.
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Fuuuuck
Really? 100 bucks a day on water bottles. How much each? two large bottles per day per person roughly 10 bucks each? Really?
party of 7
So I take it lines were still long despite the depression of doom. Obama saved disney land!
How much are tickets?
rent a house for a week in Nantucket next year
I got a place I can get you in for $8k or so there. Three BR, all class. You can even bring Steve the Neighbor.
Jarhead speaks troof.
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may be u looks like zoo animal..so they charge u more…..
some things for the charts or whatever:
Citi on ValueClick Inc (VCLK)
Downgrading To Sell On Potential Structural Issues
Lowering Estimates & PT to $10 from $13
UBS: Downgrades FCN tonight, Upgrades EAT. ; and raises Price Target on MFA to $8.50
Trading note from out there: Possible Oversold Stocks to watch: AET & UNH
read tonight “Worldwide silicon wafer area shipments increased significantly during the second quarter 2009 when compared to the first quarter 2009 area shipments according to the SEMI Silicon Manufacturers Group…”
On the safari thing — did the crocs/gators (whatever) all have their mouths open when you passed?
I still think those were fakes, fwiw.
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That place, judging by the picture, looks as run down as Myrtle Beach.
It’s “fake run down” though.
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Ohhh…now I get it.
Aiming for the “authentic experience”, are they?
Ohhh…now I definitely get it. Assholes.
In case you were wondering — land banking is just another form of hard money asset management — Eat at Joe’s … soon.
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You were on the wrong side of the exchange rate between the North and South.
I’m taking advantage of the favorable side of the trade and taking The Mrs. and MOOBER Jr. to NYC.
Hotel rooms that were previously $800/night now $200. Broadway shows have lots of unsold tix. Hell, even SOUTHwest airlines opened up LGA. Roundtrip, non stop flights are $209 on AA, thanks to this “Southern Ingenuity” price war.
be careful not to get stabbed by vagrants
You forget that despite my adopted Southern charm and gentlemanly ways, I am a guido born in NJ with “family” ties (albeit loose ones). I can handle myself, thank you very much.
No one can “handle” himself when getting stabbed in the neck by some homeless guy in a dark alley.
Or stabbed on Space Mountain by a vagrant Mouseketeer.
Uh, that didn’t happen to be an ice cream truck you were riding in with the giraffes and safari hat, did it?
welcome back fly – we missed your hilarious ravings
Disney World with the kiddies, sure, but in August?
August is for visiting places that have Moose Crossing signs along the roads.
Go to Cayman Islands next yr Fly…fuck the Disney World crap especially in summer…stay at the Ritz, and fly over to Cayman Brac for some awesome fishing and diving…empty beaches where u can do whatever the fuck…have your kids catch dinner.
I was bamboozled into a family season pass to Universal this year for like $500. Since I’m in Miami I”ll have used it five times this year so it’s $100 each time. For each trip it’s Tolls = $40, Room = $150, Food = $300, Gas = $50. It was well worth it for the kids, they love it. But I only go during low usage times so the lines are shorter.
How is buying “meaningless glow in the dark toys” that will slowly leach toxins for the next 10000 years from their soon-to-be home in the local landfill, good for your karma?
Erin Burnet gets a mention in the Australian press for calling the idiot prime minster we have here a serial killer.
They’re culling Camels in the outback because there’s over a million of the fuckers and they’re supposedly ruining the envirnoment so the government has allowed a giant cull.
Erin Burnett gets on CNBC and starts abusing the resident idiot PM.
This is a case of really being confused as to who to support. Erin’s an airhead and so is the PM.
I kinda of sympthize with Burnett on this one. Who really gives a flying fuck about the outback.. it’s fucking desert for fuck sake. Let the camels eat the shit out of it.
http://blogs.news.com.au/heraldsun/andrewbolt/index.php/heraldsun/comments/lumps_for_humps/
All of those tourist dollars spent is good news for the locals.
Thanks to Fly’s generosity our property taxes have just dropped and still no state personal income tax.
omfgitsjd- Should have just dropped the kids off at Monkey Jungle just off Useless One.
I once got in a fight at Epcot. We were at a restaurant, I believe in “Italy” and this stupid family next to me had their kids screaming and rolling on the floor, while the parents just smiled and pretended not to notice. When I started giving them looks, the father stands up and comes over to me, saying that its a public place, so it’s totally ok to not control your kids, they’re everyone’s problem, etc. Anyway, we ended up getting a free meal out of it. I hate people who confuse “being imposing” with “having real power.” Disney sucks.
Welcome back neighbor.
Maybe our families should do the water park next year just like last year. Nothing glowing in the dark there unless you count Steve, Jr.’s tattoos.
Hope you enjoyed the matzo ball soup Mrs. Steve left in your refrigerator.
And by the way Mrs. Steve rode shotgun on the illegals mowing your lawn. She made sure they took off the graffiti they sprayed on the side of your house. Something about Fly being a cheap bastard.
effin hilarious!
That is a fantastic recap… everytime i get close to Orlando I feel hurricane force dustbusters yanking at my pockets. I try to put up a Dikembe block and get slammed. It’s futile.
Bill Clinton is a closer …
Want to know what to do with DVAX here or what I did pre market this am?
Want to know what the next stock is I’m going to bank egregious coin on?
Time to try The PPT!
Sign up for Henry!
Most deufinetely (sic)
DVAX not impressive so far this am….
bac is roaring ahead. Roaring!
OWW has been on fire for the last few days….
did fly sell outta HBAN?SO it beautiful makes me cry.
I also won gloriously today with CAEI.
When I go to places like that, i expect to pay alot for bullshit. I do have to say, I enjoyed Disney more than my kids. I too enjoyed Africa. Animal kingdom was a blast!!!
GRMN going apeshit
JakeGint, in case tou were still wondering where the 40% drop in traffic went, its the lack of hilarious shit like this.
No one gives a shit about some stupid chart blog or economic rant.I can do that boring fucking shit on my own.
Word to the douchious narcissist — when speaking of oneself, use the first person pronouns. You may be “no one,” but you are certainly not everyone.
Now go shag a goat…. after you pen an economic chart rant of course….
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That is the best 1500 word description of Disney that the English language can produce. The blogfather returns!
FIG.
No really.
It’s up again today.