iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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You’re All Cowards

Leave my blog and go slap yourself around with a powdered donut—that’s all. I’m sick of dragging you around, by the hair, helping you feed yourself. If it wasn’t for me, along with the other bloggers on iBC, you’d be eating dinner out of your car. Where’s the gratitude?

Answer: there is none, since most of you are internet leeches.

To be honest, I don’t feel like talking. My allergies are acting up and I am very busy.

People call me up, write me emails the length of love letters, saying “do you think it’s too late, should I, would I, oh could I get in the market?” Fuck off and cop a walk off your local pier. What the hell do I know? I’m just some space alien machine, who drives in a diamond encrusted time machine at night.

Go ahead say it, “oohh, oh, what about FTK?”

Early this morning, I bought a basket of biotech stocks and I added to my TWI position. Going into the long weekend, I want to press my hot blade against the butter necks of certain short sellers.

With that in mind, I will be placing a few new buy orders shortly.

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31 comments

  1. T MOE

    Fuck you!
    The cowards are the people who talk shit, get things wrong and then disappear.

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  2. FTKer

    FTk to you ,too! Fly , you own enough to be the majority holder of that company. C’mon deud, raise divs and start handing out one time 250% bonus divs. Ex-date today, payable in June!

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  3. Cash-N-Guns

    THLD ladies…cancer biotech with cash..now let me browse thru the new boat catalog..(also stellar mgt)…

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  4. j

    Fly:

    Okay, get the whip out. I deserve it. But I’m short dollar, so will that save me from a few lashings.

    Don’t freaking blame me/us, you voted for the douchebag remember….. and Jake et al warned you?

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  5. DEVILDOG

    No. Some of us have courage and brains and think for ourselves instead of being led by lying bullshit.

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  6. ryan

    Since March 6, 2009 The dollar is down (vs a wide basket of other currencies) by 11%. In the same time the S&P 500 is up 32%.

    normalized, that means the S&P is only up 21% from the bottom.

    As well, the S&P has failed to rally significantly during the last 3 days while the dollar has continued to fall apart.

    As rates on treasuries go up, there will be pressure to up rates on mortgages, that is not good right now.

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  7. Mr. Market's ex-boner
    Mr. Market's ex-boner

    Doh! Flaccid again..I told yoos I needed vayagras!

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  8. j

    Dogs:

    Who’s lying to you today? Name them.

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  9. dave

    Go polish your clown shoes.

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  10. Quiet Storm

    Ryan- For a second there I thought I was reading a Yahoo finance top story.

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  11. ipwndonks

    Thats sounds a bit Dr. Seuss-ish…in a box with a fox?

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  12. Donny

    Bears … watch out for the fucking gov’t, who likes to pick Fridays right before the close to buy future contracts.

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  13. Bernie's wife

    Donny:

    Please, the government IS NOT buying futures contracts. I would only expect that from Devildog, not you.

    My husband is, from Rikers.

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  14. JakeGint

    With you in the THLD cancer burrito, cash… may have paid up a bit @ 1.77, but what the hell, looks BTFO.
    ___________

    People call me up, write me emails the length of love letters, saying “do you think it’s too late, should I, would I, oh could I get in the market?”

    No I would not in the rain
    No I would not on a train
    In a house,
    With a mouse
    In a box
    With a fox
    I would not, would not in a tree,
    Oh Fly oh Fly please let me be!

    ________

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  15. Cash-N-Guns

    Dennis Kneale will be releasing a video on “cocksucking”..Michele (goat face transvestite) Cabrera will contract swine flu while traveling abroad trying to buy shoes…Cramer will be flogged to death by a senior citizen stock club outside of Red Lobster..

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  16. Cabrera's husband
    Cabrera's husband

    Given the chance I reckon you’d bone her, Guns. Did she knock you back at the party?

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  17. No. Some of us have courage and brains and think for ourselves instead of being led by lying bullshit.

    If you’ve been holding FAZ since 14.5-ish, you certainly have some courage.

    Brains?

    _________

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  18. Billionare

    .

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  19. JakeGint

    No. Some of us have courage and brains and think for ourselves instead of being led by lying bullshit.

    If you’ve been holding FAZ since 14.5-ish, you certainly have some courage.

    Brains?

    _________

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  20. GA

    How do I invest in Direxion and Proshares, they must be banking coin at a criminal rate.

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  21. newbiewannamakemoney
    newbiewannamakemoney

    Fly,

    GME did account for the PS3, Wii Price drop

    http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/gamestop-expecting-ps3-wii-price-cuts-in-q3

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  22. The Fly

    underneath the
    c
    l
    i
    f
    f is a
    springboard.

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  23. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Heh is there any show more trashy than Cheaters. This shit is great.

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  24. Henry Fool

    I too have said enough. I’ve said it all in fact. Everything I have pretty much everything I do. It’s Friday I’m up 60% YTD 30% Cash and defensive in that I’m not carrying 25+% in any single stock. In fact most are 10% or less.

    DVAX still big god damn it!!
    OXGN took the money and ran holding small
    NG
    MDVN
    IMGN
    CREE
    KOPN
    XOMA
    FTK
    GAIA

    Have a great weekend everyone!!!

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  25. JakeGint

    Cramer will be flogged to death by a senior citizen stock club outside of Red Lobster…

    ROFLMAO!

    __________

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  26. ipwndonks

    isn’t cash-n-guns the guy that was being served rice from a Thai ladyboy?

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  27. newbiewannamakemoney
    newbiewannamakemoney

    bought 1k of GME at $22.75

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  28. Cash-N-Guns

    donks..alias shitweasel..it was a very cute filipina..you bore me – go watch barney…

    Jake..hey it could happen…

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  29. Billy Mays

    Hi Billy Mays here for Oxigene (OXGN). Are your genes polluted with defective genetic material? You need Oxigene. Look, one spray of Oxigene and your inbred genes come out looking like your ancestors were space aliens.

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  30. RC

    Good stuff Henry.

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  31. Billionare

    Damn Sir Fly, comment was edited fast but you were faster.
    Thats one silly looking chart on ENTR, drop 15% and all the way back in thirty minutes.
    Springboard indeud. Will keep an eye on it.

    For the record I like the pirate theme, ships and guns on todays pullback.

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