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There Will Be Declines and Rumors of Armageddon

Naturally, all thanks and praise to Mother Market, as soon as I “got drunk and bought stocks,” the market topped out and went by way of sewer pipe. However, much to your chagrin, mostly, my positions went unscathed, with big coked out gains in ODP, CROX, GMXR, CIEN, CRR, amongst others. Also, chagrining you even further, my shorts did well too, with gains in FXP, SRS and FAZ.

Truth be told, the market may pullback a bit, following the most recent run. Into the last hour, I took profits in a variety of names, such as TER, CIEN, CRR and LDK.

You can say what you want, when you want, and use poor grammar when doing so. Nevertheless, you need to know “The Fly” wins all the time, regardless of what some of my enemies may say, by way of rumor mill.

I have many enemies, over vast swaths of land, worldwide. These monsters try to hold me back, on a daily basis. However, I fight the good fight and bowl on them from a distance.

In short, I will be a dip buyer.

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76 comments

  1. ik

    Fly,

    What is your drink of choice to get wasted from?

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  2. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Today was a glorious day for myself as I did not get caught up in the tick by tick and set an 8.49 stop on my FAZ to remove emotion. Into the bell I bought a tiny MS position to go along with my FAZ and GS short. All in all it was a good day in the neighborhood but it looked like a long failure in the market.

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  3. Jed

    Fly,

    If you truly are a “dip buyer”…let it be known that the Zombie is not for sale.

    Jed

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  4. Itchy & Scratchy
    Itchy & Scratchy

    Apparently, WTF hour works both ways. Just like old times.

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  5. Hal Turner

    Defeat those haters, Fly. And, tune into my program tonite for revelations on financial fuckery in America today – I bet GS wanted a late sell-off today. Furthermore, why don’t you play a little SMH and TNA?

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  6. the prof

    A little shout out to Maw for her perspicuity, let’s see how she does with Amazon. (Maw can’t read from the Kindle, she tossed that fucker straight across the room).

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  7. BIG MIKE

    BEHOLD!!! THE FLY TOP IS IN!!!

    Whats Woodshedder Godly technical analysis is saying?

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  8. Hal Turner

    Fly, call in tonite – seriously, use Horatio Clawhammer as your name – looking forward to it.

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  9. The Fly

    Woodshedder, like a clock, is correct every so often.

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  10. The Fly

    Mr. Turner:

    I will do no such thing, since I will be busy burning incense and eating grapes.

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  11. TraderCaddy

    BRCM going nuts to the upside in the AH.

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  12. Hal Turner

    Well, Mr. Fly, the invitation remains open – you can burn incense and eat grapes at the same time, no?

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  13. mrkcbill

    Jed had drunk sex with Susan Boyle

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  14. A little shout out to Maw for her perspicuity (sic), letโ€™s see how she does with Amazon.

    Maybe she can get you a dictionary with her winnin’s? ๐Ÿ˜‰

    I bet she’s always lucid, but only perspicacious regarding crystal ball stock picking.

    ___________

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  15. Goldie

    Short all day and did not sell shyt. Never even thought about it.

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  16. The Fly

    Xilinx sees Q1 revs -4% to +4% sequentially or roughly $379.2-410.8 mln vs 376.5 mln consensus —–>Indeud.

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  17. JakeGint

    Sorry, that was me with the vocab erreur (sic) correction. Not sure why my name doesn’t show up sometimes…

    ________

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  18. The Fly

    Novellus beats by $0.04, misses on revs (17.26 +0.61)

    Reports Q1 (Mar) loss of $0.47 per share, $0.04 better than the First Call consensus of ($0.51); revenues fell 68.6% year/year to $98.9 mln vs the $101.7 mln consensus. Bookings in 1Q09 were $77.8 mln, down $4.9 mln or 5.9% from 4Q08 bookings of $82.7 mln. “The economic environment continues to be challenging and we remain disciplined and focused on cash flow and cost containment. We are cautiously optimistic that our customers’ order activity levels have stabilized and are beginning to rebound, although still at relatively low levels compared to our expectations.” —-> Indeud.

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  19. The Fly

    TriQuint Semi misses by $0.02, beats on revs; guides Q2 EPS above consensus, revs above consensus (3.59 -0.02)

    Reports Q1 (Mar) loss of $0.11 per share, excluding non-recurring items, $0.02 worse than the First Call consensus of ($0.09); revenues fell 20.2% year/year to $118.9 mln vs the $114 mln consensus. Co issues upside guidance for Q2, sees EPS of $0.02-0.04, excluding non-recurring items, vs. $0.01 consensus; sees Q2 revs of $140-150 mln vs. $137.83 mln consensus. “We are now seeing signs of inventory normalization in some of our markets which should translate into stronger demand in the coming months. While first quarter sales and factory utilization were low, excess inventory both in the channel and at TriQuint was largely burned off. —-> Indeud.

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  20. CardiffGiant

    Fly-

    Is your new found bullishness just for the short term? Do stocks still end 2009 lower as you have been saying or has that changed also?

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  21. The Fly

    NETGEAR beats by $0.13, beats on revs; guides Q2 revs in-line (12.57 )

    Reports Q1 (Mar) earnings of $0.05 per share, excluding non-recurring items, $0.13 better than the First Call consensus of ($0.08); revenues fell 23.3% year/year to $152 mln vs the $138.9 mln consensus. Co issues in-line guidance for Q2, sees Q2 revs of $135-145 mln vs. $137.29 mln consensus. Co said, “We expect our US and European distributors to continue to reduce their inventory in the second quarter. However, we anticipate that US retailers will increase their stock levels towards the end of the second quarter, in preparation for the back to school season beginning in mid-July.” —–> Indeud

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  22. The Fly

    LRCX—–> Indeud.

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  23. The Fly

    AAPL—-> Indeud.

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  24. JakeGint

    UPS tested the resistance and was found wanting.

    Indeud!

    __________

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  25. TraderCaddy

    AAPL playing the conservative guidance game again, but not as bad as in the past IMO.
    XLNX,BRCM could mean chip-o-rama tomorrow (SMH).

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  26. Woodshedder

    My technical analysis is godly. You will have to look through hundreds of posts to find one or two where I have erred.

    I posted Thursday that longs should proceed with caution. That post will mark an intermediate top, within a few hours, or my name is not Woodshedder.

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  27. The Fly

    Blow me.

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  28. spock is alive

    FLY wins again!

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  29. so i herd you liek mudkips
    so i herd you liek mudkips

    goddam, was the entire point of the past 2 trading days to fill a fucking gap down on Monday? LOL.

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  30. Itchy & Scratchy
    Itchy & Scratchy

    Senor Fly – What are the rumors of Armageddon of which you speak? Is this some Russian/Georgian thing?

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  31. Goldie

    If AAPL opens below 125.85 tommorrow I will be shorting it.

    AAPL bringing weak in A/H….

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  32. The Fly

    What’s wrong with you people? Can’t you see what’s happening? It’s as clear as election day is gay.

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  33. Granpa

    Whiskey is a good way to cure a bad day and a excellent way to celebrate a good day. After all, none of us are getting out of here alive. Enjoy everything you can, while you can and keep on smiling.

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  34. Big Mike

    Oohhh shit, I see some tension between the Fly and Dr. Woodshedder.

    You guys better settle this like “gentlemen”.

    Like in the years before, whoever gets it right, gets headline power for a day?

    Do it! Do it!

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  35. TraderCaddy

    In the past a lowered Revenue,EPS, and margins call would have taken AAPL down 10% in the AH and it isn’t happening and thus it only has one way to go (and shorts covering will help).

    Yes, Big Mike is right.
    Settle it in a pulled pork eating contest.

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  36. AI

    good luck being a dip buyer …… I will sell to you!

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  37. New thesis for Fly – buy Asia?

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  38. esoap

    Fly if you had to be in cash in one currency right now what would it be?

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  39. DMG

    Fly vs Woodshedder

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  40. mike

    I thought you were out of SRS?????

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  41. Goldie

    GM closing ALL it’s plants in the U.S.

    Where are those Armageddon posts Fly?

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  42. The Fly

    I bought some back the other day. A little higher.

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  43. drinkmaker

    What the F are you talking about drinking.
    I breathe on grapes for 10 seconds and they turn into wine.

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  44. Dicey

    Fly,
    Curious about your thesus on LVLT.

    I’ve been adding since the mid-0.60s over the past 9 months, basically on a “going concern” bet.

    I was getting restless until it popped its cork last week; just curious what drew your eye to what is – not to bash my own book – such an obvious turd.

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  45. Woodshedder

    Yes, the good ole days of headline power.

    If we trade higher tomorrow, I expect Fly’s headline to read THE WOODSHEDDER BOTTOM.

    If we go lower, well then Fly will be choking on some baked beans and and pulled pork.

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  46. Talk more doom stuff – Iran about to be bombed by Israel – Switzerland near bankruptcy – banks running out of tricks to cover up insolvency – more stuff like that.

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  47. E8

    Fly,

    Despite the good news from the semi front, the market has begun Major WaveB down and looks like it has just started intermediate wave3 of 5 in the first leg (A) of three (ABC). This A leg down could take us to 805, the B leg up to 840 and then the C leg back down to at least 765-770. This process could take about four to five weeks … estimate 5/18-5/25. Take a trip and when you return, Major WaveC should be under way. Good news there is that that wave should carry us to around 1100!

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  48. 308

    follow up on that NTAP thing earlier, Barron’s tonight:

    NetApp (NTAP) CEO Daniel Warmenhoven has sold about 20% of his stake in the company. Warmenhoven entered into a selling plan in March and has already disposed of $21M in shares this month, most of them acquired through options. Since April 3, he has sold 1.25M shares that he owns through a trust at an average per-share price of $17.08. Warmenhoven still holds more than 6M shares, or about 2% of the company’s stock, Barron’s reports. Before this most recent selling spree, he had sold less than $8M in shares during the prior two years, according to data from research Website InsiderScore.com. The company said in a response to questions that “Mr. Warmenhoven had options that are expiring in May 2009โ€ฆWarmenhoven has been with NetApp for almost 15 years, and historical options have a 10-year life span.” Mark Kelleher, an analyst at Brigantine Advisors who rates the company at Hold, says that Warmenhoven’s sales should not alarm investors. But Jason Raznick, a vice president at StreetInsider.com, called the sales “alarming,” because he is “selling such an immense amount of stock.” NetApp has been rumored as a possible takeover target, but Raznick thinks the selling could indicate that “no acquisition or deal is imminent.”

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  49. Q4

    Fly Society Superstarz – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK3YAdwnjNc

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  50. Joe

    Fly,

    The run is over and the deflation play is now on. Look into cashing in all the useless frothy names you own asap. Oil will resume its downtrend very soon. Semis are just a tiny fraction of the overall picture and they will be nailed down soon enough.
    The fundamentals will soon catch up and the the reality of the bank EPS bullshit will be accounted for in the market in the very near future.
    This is a time to be mostly short or at least in cash.

    CASH is an investment and dont let the faggots talk you into forcing a trade you know better not to take on.

    GLTA

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  51. JakeGint

    Here’s an idea Fly threw out at me tonight.

    A closer look at ATHR, King of the Britons

    King o’ the whaaat?

    ________________

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  52. Wolf

    Fuck. I think I missed the bottom in tech. And that’s why there will be no selloff. Fuckd

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  53. TraderCaddy

    For Woodshedder- It’s a Bobby Flay showdown on the Food Channel. It’s BBQ pulled pork sandwiches in Va.

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  54. omfgitsjd

    Volatility ahead. If it’s a reverse head and shoulders like the previous bears, there may be a slow painful cycle down for several months. Maybe 66.6% of the way back to 666. After that, the sky is the limit. Just speculation boys, I’m no genius.

    By the way, if Horatio is choking on pulled pork, it’s only served after the crack of her whip.

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  55. DEVILDOG

    Bought another 10K shares of FAZ @ 8.67 today. I’m only a dip buyer of FAZ against the Fly’s market long “BUY THE DIP” position above.

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  56. banker

    hey DD, admire your conviction! Did you sell anything into the FAZ rally up to $13 or so? Or do you have like 100K shares?

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  57. cheesefries

    Fly-

    Sucks to be a pond scum Mets fan.
    I look forward to the NLDS. Reyes MVP… eh oh la oh la oh la….

    Pujols NL MVP

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  58. theman

    from a friend who knows: citi is carrying all their mortgages at .95 on the dollar and will need 150 billion to survive. this comes from citi’s #3 mortage guy. believe it or not, I could care less. what do you think about that fly?

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  59. DEVILDOG

    banker,

    I’m holding all my 142K shares of FAZ. I have not sold any to date.

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  60. Buckeye Bob

    That pulled pork cook off must be something, this board is very calm tonight

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  61. punyandy

    I see that Devildog is paper trading again. It was nice not having him around very much anymore.

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  62. JakeGint

    Bought another 10K shares of FAZ @ 8.67 today. Iโ€™m only a dip buyer of FAZ against the Flyโ€™s market long โ€œBUY THE DIPโ€ position above.

    And I saw Sammy Davis, Jr. in a dream and he gave me a seven pound bag of peanut M&M’s.

    Don’t even ask — of course he was singing “Candy Man” all the while!

    _________

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  63. Woodshedder

    TC, lol…

    I think Chivas told me I looked like Bobby Flay?

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  64. F-ing Loser

    Fly,

    What do you do when you lose your conviction with regards to some freshly placed positions; even if they appear to be working.

    I am usually right in my trades but for my latest positions I find myself second guessing them.

    Hard to tell if these feelings are just noise or something more.

    Just curious how you handle these situations.

    Thanks and good trading…

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  65. omfgitsjd

    Oh, there’s a pork pulloff going on alright. Right into the grinder.

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  66. chivasontherocks
    chivasontherocks

    Woody,

    yes it was me. you do look like Bobby Flay. can you cook like him?

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  67. Woodshedder

    I’m a seafood cooking mofo Chivas. Cooked throughout college and afterward at some fine Charleston seafood joints.

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  68. chivasontherocks
    chivasontherocks

    LMAO. yeah, but can you make cioppino.

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  69. JakeGint

    Chivas —

    What’s more, Woody pulls his own pork!

    ______

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  70. Woodshedder

    Hell no. I can’t even pronounce it!

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  71. chivasontherocks
    chivasontherocks

    Jake,

    with one hand or two hands? lol.

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  72. chivasontherocks
    chivasontherocks

    Woody,

    LMAO. it’s a seafood stew. west coast.

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  73. JakeGint

    C- I am assured by certain “inside sources” that Woody is in fact, an “ambidextrous pork puller.”

    And “dextrous” at that.

    _______

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  74. chivasontherocks
    chivasontherocks

    Jake,

    LMFAO

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  75. Woodshedder

    Jake, the only inside source you have is your brother. And that would be kind of weird now, wouldn’t it?

    Chivas, how does that compare to a lowcountry boil?

    I’ve never been to the West Coast.

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  76. chivasontherocks
    chivasontherocks

    Woody,

    don’t know what lowcountry boil is.

    google Phil’s fish house. san fransisco. Flay had a throwdown with Phil using cioppino.

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