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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Have a Nice Fucking Life

I’ve got shit to do here. I told you fuckers last week that this week I’d be busy with a major career move. Lo and behold, what do you do? You fuckers are peppering me with emails and leaving dumbass comments on this insanely successful website.

For the week, I made a lot of money, just in time for some home renovations and “illegal Mexican” hiring. Life is good in THE HOUSE OF FLY. The wine is strong and my balls swing low.

All you lolly pop sucking assholes have serious “identity issues,” always surfing the web and talking shit to complete strangers. I, on the other hand, pay myself $100,000 per month, to blog on iBankCoin, because taking anyone else’s money is just plain stupid.

In closing, I wish some of you a good weekend. The rest of you can go fuck yourselves, with a baseball bat made from cacti.

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45 comments

  1. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Have a good one Fly, “My Balls Swing Low”. Classic. LOL.

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  2. Juice

    I will assume I am one of the ones who can go fuck my selves.

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  3. 308

    ouch..elevator down..

    http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80566048/

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  4. Jed

    The Zombie loves low swinging balls.

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  5. Woodshedder

    C’mon now…the f-ing yourself with cacti was my line from about a year ago.

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  6. oldmantrader

    The wine is strong and my balls swing low

    love the prose

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  7. chivasontherocks
    chivasontherocks

    Woody,

    i knew the fucker was a thief. lol. 100k a month, piker.

    _______________________________________________

    Oldman,

    he said balls, not prunes.

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  8. Buckeye Bob

    Wow are the sell side bulls out on CNBC this afternoon. Remember the mkts are cheap right now …. unfortunately this has been their song for the past 6,7,8 months. Even a broken clock is right twice a day… except for digital watches which just go dark.

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  9. neil young

    my my …hey hey…this is what neil has to say…almightyfly…you are wise beyond your years…the cacti would be a good release of frustration..

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  10. Itchy & Scratchy
    Itchy & Scratchy

    Is no one going to ask?

    Fly – what is the major career move?

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  11. mustard seeds

    FLY,

    Dropped a thanx to CA for the postings this week. The IBC crew is out fucking standing.

    Made significant coin this week, and IBC played a big part.

    Have a great weeked, don’t hit your balls on the curb…I’m off to the exotic plant store to find a cactus.

    Later

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  12. Woodshedder

    lmao @ Chivas. Only 100K a month? Jeez…that’s chump change!

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  13. Wildcat

    The wine is strong and my balls swing low. Outstanding! That’s what I will tell my wife when I get home. And then I’ll tell my girlfriend. Ha!

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  14. Pete

    Hey Fly, are you going to tell us what this major career move is?

    Many of us are like what is going on in Flys life that he can just turn his back on his loyal followers?

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  15. TraderCaddy

    Renovation Tip: If drywall is part of the home renovations just make sure it wasn’t made in China.
    China makes drywall like they make toys.
    Deadly.

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  16. Buckeye Bob

    Fly:

    A blast from the past, I’m sure we could find your post(s) similar to this from last yr

    March Madness could help BWW

    http://www.bloomberg.com/avp/avp.htm?N=ceo&T=Smith%20Says%20March%20Madness%20Could%20Help%20Buffalo%20Wings&clipSRC=mms://media2.bloomberg.com/cache/viI.VIBxuXb4.asf

    Everything that is new again is old. Can you say Tulip Bubble

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  17. jigdaddy

    fly,

    i signed up for PPT, paid your ass and can’t login….who do i contact..thanks.

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  18. Danny

    I think it has something to do with gay ass paypal

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  19. mrkcbill

    Zach Karabell is on Fast Money…even money says he uses the word “utterly”… I wonder if he works for FREE?

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  20. go2mars

    If oil hits $50/bbl, I’m buying DUG again. By the way, I’ve almost raised that $10 million I was looking for to drill my prospect. Bwhahaha.

    Mars.

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  21. lopsang.sherpa

    Here is the daily show with cramer for those who are interested.

    http://www.hulu.com/watch/62203/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-thu-mar-12-2009

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  22. Kenny Powers

    6:59
    Funny thing… when you’re on top of the world, every mother fucker wants to get a peice of your ass
    But then you take a litle time off from being unstopable… just to… regroup, and relax,
    no one will give you the time of fucking day

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  23. sleepynaptime

    Juice,

    Thanks for the link to that TBT chart.

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  24. herkimer slimeyburger
    herkimer slimeyburger

    Awesome depth of comment. Fly- how do you do it when you’re not sucking your own dick after the rib removal? Auto fellatio is your strongest power. We do all stand in awe of how MUCH you can wick out from your own semeniferous tubules, prostrate, etc.. Probably a good way to save on sweet n low to sweeten your instant in the morning.

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  25. Damon

    I think one of my “Fly” predictions made a long while back, was that he would be writing a book, and that book would eventually become a bestseller.

    I made it clear that his truest of talents lies in the power of laying down perpetually entertaining (and oftentimes perplexing) prose.

    Could this be the big “career change” The Fly speaks of?

    Of course, I could be completely wrong. But I doubt it!

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  26. Fly,

    Did you get that manager position at Dunkin’ Donuts?

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  27. stries

    Renovation Tip: If drywall is part of the home renovations just make sure it wasn’t made in China.
    China makes drywall like they make toys.
    Deadly.

    Yea, those fuckers are trying to take us out 1 by 1. Fucked up tires, lead paint on toys, fucked up electric wiring, deadly cribs, poisonous toothpaste, tainted seafood, multiple fucked up tools, melamine in milk, poultry covered in feces, SARS, and probably pandemic influenza in future.

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  28. The Bankers Manifesto of 1892
    The Bankers Manifesto of 1892

    Revealed by US Congressman Charles A. Lindbergh, SR from Minnesota before the US Congress sometime during his term of office between the years of 1907 and 1917 to warn the citizens.

    “We (the bankers) must proceed with caution and guard every move made, for the lower order of people are already showing signs of restless commotion. Prudence will therefore show a policy of apparently yielding to the popular will until our plans are so far consummated that we can declare our designs without fear of any organized resistance.

    The Farmers Alliance and Knights of Labor organizations in the United States should be carefully watched by our trusted men, and we must take immediate steps to control these organizations in our interest or disrupt them.

    At the coming Omaha Convention to be held July 4th (1892), our men must attend and direct its movement, or else there will be set on foot such antagonism to our designs as may require force to overcome. This at the present time would be premature. We are not yet ready for such a crisis. Capital must protect itself in every possible manner through combination (conspiracy) and legislation.

    The courts must be called to our aid, debts must be collected, bonds and mortgages foreclosed as rapidly as possible.

    When through the process of the law, the common people have lost their homes, they will be more tractable and easily governed through the influence of the strong arm of the government applied to a central power of imperial wealth under the control of the leading financiers. People without homes will not quarrel with their leaders.

    History repeats itself in regular cycles. This truth is well known among our principal men who are engaged in forming an imperialism of the world. While they are doing this, the people must be kept in a state of political antagonism.

    The question of tariff reform must be urged through the organization known as the Democratic Party, and the question of protection with the reciprocity must be forced to view through the Republican Party.

    By thus dividing voters, we can get them to expand their energies in fighting over questions of no importance to us, except as teachers to the common herd. Thus, by discrete action, we can secure all that has been so generously planned and successfully accomplished.”

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  29. Ward and June Cleaver
    Ward and June Cleaver

    My my Mr. Fly. “… balls swing(ing) low?”
    We have always told Wally to wear a jock strap. You know he was the star of the Mayfield High track team don’t you? Low swinging balls would not have been good for the high hurdles.
    So go get yourself an athletic supporter for your problem Mr. Fly.

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  30. Junk Spread

    Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night…

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  31. so i herd you liek mudkips
    so i herd you liek mudkips

    all my friends that don’t watch the market think this is a bear market rally (to go straight back down to the lows), ergo, this rally’s pullbacks will be a lot smaller than you think.

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  32. TheArtist

    If the Fly is writing a book, it isn’t something that would cause a career change in the sense of career change people invision (like moving, quiting one thing completely to do another)

    It would mearly mean he will concentrate on writing and therefore have less time to dick around with pikes like us.

    I’m in the process of writing a novel, and it’s a slow long ordeal when you can only write a little per day, due to other activities that go on daily.

    So, I hope he is writing a book.

    Title?

    “Your Money is now My Money”
    “Goat Fu<[ers and Lollypops”
    “10 Ways to Seduce your Brokers Mistress”
    “Practical Jokes for your Trading Partner”
    “Curiosity Killed the Hedge Fund”
    “Monkeys Like to Fondle Themselves Too”
    “The Little Train that Could” (nah, that is already taken)

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  33. MOOBER

    http://www.time.com/time/photogallery/0,29307,1882089,00.html

    Detroit’s decay

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  34. dave

    Maybe Fly is cooking something up with Howard. He seems to have his hand in a little bit of everything.

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  35. Joe Terranova AKA CLOWNBURG
    Joe Terranova AKA CLOWNBURG

    Dudes, if you bought last week you are in a bull market.

    Full speed ahead meatheads.

    Off to drink some schlitz malt liqour and buy cheep real estate in detroit!

    Good times!

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  36. Jed

    mrkcbill is one of the nicest guys on this blog…or so I hear.

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  37. and Jed

    seems to be getting nicer (and funnier) too….

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  38. omfgitsjd

    What the fuck happened to the fuckin posts. Fuck, this fucking board has fucking screeched to a fucking stop. What kind of fucked up career change has the fuckin Fly decided on? Something a little more fuckin profitable ? Manufacturing asshats?

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  39. omfgitsjd

    What the fuck?

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  40. omfgitsjd

    He has abandoned the game.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcYU7248cyo

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  41. mrkcbill

    Jed, flew to Vegas to see Bette Midler.

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  42. Bman

    Low hanging balls are easier to grab with a pair of vice grips.

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  43. RC

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  44. Sullen

    Odd juxtapositions of the brutish and short lives surrounding a certain seafaring Horatio Hornblower and a cavorting drunk gentleman Jack Sparrow waxing rhapsodic about the difference between what a ship is and what it needs somehow hold me and all my identity issues still for a moment… who really is free when it comes down to it? Anyone likely to be checking in on The Fly et al statististically has a better life than 99% of the people who have ever lived, and yet still beholden to patterns we carry wherever we go. Not so sure what dubious motivation draws me to leave my own strangely loquatious mark written in Sharpie amongst all the “fuck you” “no fuck you” comments on this particular bathroom stall in some filling station in BFE (not a comment on the blog, note- just my place in it). Maybe it’s… a touch of gratitude for the flavor I can’t get anywhere else what discretionary traders of a particular nonzero caliber with a not-ineffective quantitative assist can do and what it’s like for them. Listen to me, I’m getting all gooey here with complete strangers; better go read some Family Circus and the Kirk Report. Fuck y’all.

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