My Voodoo physician says, and I quote: “the market will make your enemies choke on black dust.”
This is great news for me, as you can understand. Being “The Blogfather,” I have many enemies and many battles to wage. All over the internets, people are trying to take my crown, amidst their fuckery and abject stupidness. Truth be told, Senor Tropicana does not like people. He does not talk to his neighbors, with exception to “Steve.” And, he does not like to “hang out” with the local morons at the local golf course.
Life, as it is now, is all about collecting wins. Keep in mind, these wins I speak of may seem scurrilous to the likes of you, a “non-winner.” However, just know, winning stuff is what keeps me going. Should misfortune come my way, via some sort of galactic disturbance (resulting in losses), I would be forced to live out the rest of my life as a sanitation worker or even worse: a venture capitalist (the horror).
For the day, I made money. That’s all you need to know, at this point in time. I am looking for more gains, which in turn, will result in more wins for my vault.
Top pick: Quit being an ingrate and subscribe to The PPT. Failure to do so will result in great SHAME and famine for your family.
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f*ck PPT
The Fly is goo…..(*hiccip*)
A Vodou priest/physician is known as a hougan, just so you know. You don’t want to fuck with a hougan, in case you ever really come across one.
Jed has no enemies, but he is intensely disliked by his friends.
good call ahole
This may have been posted already, but Cramer is going to be on The Daily Show tomorrow [Thursday] night.
The Fly must certainly be a self-made man,
for he continuously worships his creator.
it’s gonna be a fun year for Ponzi schemes, another one today:
California Investment Firm Is $40 Million Ponzi Scam, SEC Says
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aiuUs_l8gpz8&refer=home&noback=1&1236803548220
Here’s what your Vodou priest really does to you when you’re not paying attention… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqycOnlSN6s
Great read. Trust me, I don’t read Huffington, I just go to Digg.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/cenk-uygur/the-real-problem-with-cnb_b_173761.html
digg is a retarded man’s reddit, and reddit is an anti-social asshat’s metafilter.
Hey, isnt Howard a venture capitalist.
Freddie Mac seeks $30.8B
The Zombie took Doug Karabell to his senior prom.
Where’s Mackie, we need a bear to get in there. Adami’s bull side comes thru again.
My MON is on the RUN higher. Odd no? BIG rally tomorrow.
My Voodoo Princess warned me with these words of wisdom:
“He who knows when enough is enough, always has enough.”
I thought she was talking about something else. Damn!
We’ll see how things go tomorrow. I hope the judge knows when enough is enough. Oy Vey!
DD
Now short MOS at 46$ and if MON sees 83$ tomorrow will short that as well. Both have moved 20% in three days and are ripe for shorting.
you mean does not like to “hang out” no?
Brit, go for it mate! My exit on MON is much higher.
Is Tony Jeary related to Gordon Ramsey?
My MON is on the RUN higher. Odd no? BIG rally tomorrow.
Stay away from my picks!
Pick Cancer.
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Amended: I read that and realize it might be construed as telling you to “choose cancer.” I assure you, however, I am not THAT much of an asshole. I am just calling you a cancer on my picks, if you get the turn of phrase.
Carry on, now.
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We’ll see how things go tomorrow. I hope the judge knows when enough is enough. Oy Vey!
Don’t worry Bernie, you’re up for 150 years, and I bet the judge is sympathetic and only gives you a third of that.
I hope it’s in Pelican’s Bay, and they room you with Oswald, the Serial Face Ripper.
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My first time seeing this. Pretty funny stuff
Colbert report with Jim Cramer – “puppies and kittens”
http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/heather/colbert-report-jim-cramer-needs-some-puppies
JakeGint Says:
Stay away from my picks!
Pick Cancer.
hahahaha
we need more heroes like this…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3CzYw5-qdA&feature=related
12 year low, 99% below the moving fucking ave,’ole Dougie kassy swearing up and down on a stack of bibles that this is the one and only almighty bottom amen. even after The Fly going a big 50% long and only selling on strength……..im still fully short, fuck it i lived thru the nov./dec bounce i can live thru this one too. im guessing we re-test the lows sooner then most people think a possibly break and then bounce big. no matter im not doing anything. im up 20% ytd simply by shorting the s&p, ive made one trade over a year ago. thats it. s&p350 bitches!
I have never watched the Daily Show on TV but I have watched the YouTubes lately and that fucking idiot John Stewart needs to be punched in his vag. I think he is a homo with that countdown fuckface Olbermann. That said I would love to see a deathmatch with Cramer. I think Cramer would destroy that Stewart homo. Who do you guys think would win?
February 2009 (in millions)br> Federal Individual Income Tax payments: 8717 vs. 24400, off 64% year over year;
Federal Individual Income Tax withholdings: 74704 vs. 88646, off 16% year over year.
This is an unmitigated disaster. Income tax revenue to the Federal Government is collapsing. The budget deficit is going to continue to accelerate to the upside. The two trillion dollar shortfall that President Obama’s economic team says we will have for 2009 looks like a fantasy now.
Jake- We tried to get our kid to go to Princeton. He would have played on the golf team, although it’s not exactly a powerhouse.
He didn’t want to compete against wanna be doctors and lawyers and always wanted to be a professional golfer.
Playing golf for Princeton didn’t impress him.
I remember the Princeton golf coach watching him play a tournament (Caves Valley, Md) and he tried to impress him with the number of Nobel prize winners teaching economics (his major). Our son didn’t bite and said he wasn’t interested.
You will find out later that one can’t tell an 18 year old kid that he has to go to one college over another, especially when it would interfere with want he wants to do in life.
In the end we support him.
TraderCaddy Says:
“one can’t tell an 18 year old kid that he has to go to one college over another, especially when it would interfere with want he wants to do in life.”
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Is he paying for his own college; and if not, WHY not?
Since the PPT this site has tanked,,,,you guys all need to try the PPT its like the real party at the party……whats 50 bucks for one month to try it you bunch of cheep fuckers……You drop that just tipping the captain at a good steak joint…..
I like your style TC.
Karma is back?? Awesome.
TC – Let your son follow his dreams. Better for him to make a go of it as a pro golfer than look back at 50 and regret never giving it his best shot.
A friend of mine owns Seemore Putters http://www.seemore.com/ If you and/or your son are in town in the future, I’d love to introduce you to him.
I hope your son’s dreams come true.
Jake, don’t worry I’m double short(DZZ) against your gold position to balance things out.
Obama writes in pencil…
According to Kudlow, Kneale is “the best of the best”…
Gap,
You’re right. Cramer would pummel Stewie until he permanently lost his smirk. I’d buy that for a buck!
Contractor — you’d like TC even more if you’d met him.
Let me tell you (and he never said this to me, but…) I’m going to bet it broke his heart to see his kid turn down Princeton, but it’s a testament to TC’s character that he not only didn’t hold it against him, he’s supported him completely in his choice.
You always want the best for your children, but in the end, you gotta let them go their own way. I hope I’ve got that level of fortitude when those choices loom for my family.
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Cramer’s Lenin-style beard would punch the eyebrows off Stewart. Stewart wears slacks.
the Fly is like everyone else on the Net…useless, but he is honest!
Keep your longs low ..and your shorts low… cash until we flatline,,
Think yourself lucy, you have that “problem”, TC.
We have a really smart gal, who just turned 18 does well at school and is an anorexic.
cramer does not have a chance
Fly may in fact be useless, but his Time Masheen most certainly is not, sir.
Jake, don’t worry I’m double short(DZZ) against your gold position to balance things out.
I was wondering what was keeping the bid under POG today.
You da man.
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The jokes on us all along, Junk — Cramer actually is the reincarnation of Vladimer Ilyich Lenin, come to destroy capitalism for good this time.
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Anyone watching this ‘Cuse – Seton Hall Big East Tourney game?
Who does this Devendorf asshat think he is? Eminem?
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j – sorry to hear about your daughter. I hope she gets the help she needs to be well.
The Fly is God
The Zombie is late…
If this helps J
My niece was an anorexic most of her teens – drove my brother and his wife to distraction – she lived, got her medical degree and is now happily married with a baby, and is a consulting physician in Australia.
The shadows of anorexia are still there, but they are just that now – shadows.