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“(CNN) – Actor Chuck Norris has his eyes on the presidency, but not the White House.
Norris wrote that he would be interested in becoming the president of Texas, if the state were ever to secede from the Union.”
Oh yeah…
“The actor claimed “thousands of cell groups will be united around the country in solidarity over the concerns for our nation” and said that if states decide to secede from the union, that Texas would lead the way.”
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That’s right baby… and after we secede from the United States we’re gonna turn right around and INVADE it! Flush Wall St down the East River and cross the Potomac!
Gonna have a Congressional Cattle Drive from D.C to the Rio Grande… and the congress-critters won’t be playing the part of the cowboys, neither…
And who’s that China-whackin’ guy from youtube Fly keeps posting here?? We’ll make him Chief Justice or something, maybe head up the Dept of Financial Whack-a-Mole in charge of responding to “bailout requests”
Freddie Mac seeks $30.8B
Now this here’s a he-man:
“(CNN) – Actor Chuck Norris has his eyes on the presidency, but not the White House.
Norris wrote that he would be interested in becoming the president of Texas, if the state were ever to secede from the Union.”
Oh yeah…
“The actor claimed “thousands of cell groups will be united around the country in solidarity over the concerns for our nation” and said that if states decide to secede from the union, that Texas would lead the way.”
…
That’s right baby… and after we secede from the United States we’re gonna turn right around and INVADE it! Flush Wall St down the East River and cross the Potomac!
Gonna have a Congressional Cattle Drive from D.C to the Rio Grande… and the congress-critters won’t be playing the part of the cowboys, neither…
And who’s that China-whackin’ guy from youtube Fly keeps posting here?? We’ll make him Chief Justice or something, maybe head up the Dept of Financial Whack-a-Mole in charge of responding to “bailout requests”
sigh…