Not to sound like our resident scholar, Devildog, but odds are we will swan dive into the close—thanks to BAC/C/BCS.
Let me clarify today’s moves:
I fucking hate inverse etf’s. Although, truth be told, I am rather enjoying them today. However, I made a committment to leg out of these fuckers when the time was right. Now, going into this mornings trade, more than 60% of my assets were tied up in these fucking bastards. Two weeks ago I was ready to laugh at funerals and cry at comedy shows because of my large inverse etf exposure. However, I grabbed my balls, when the time was right, and nearby tripled down on my positions, just prior to the current meltdown.
I have SRS from $49, FAZ from $35 and DUG from $22—just to name a few. Basically, I’d have to be out of my fucking mind not to lock in big year to date gains, within the first two weeks of the new year.
If you recall, last year I was up huge during the first two week of ’08 (more than 25%), only to give most of my gains back like a fucking imbecilic fucktard, thanks to the insane Jan-March rally.
My point: never underestimate your enemy. Right now, my enemy, for the most part, are most of you—since you are long stocks. Don’t lie. I know you are betting against me.
Bottom line: I don’t give two fucks and a gay fiddle about where SRS goes, after I sell it. This is the first month of 2009; quit trying to eat the cupboard bare all in one sitting, you fat fucks.
At the time of the post, “The Fly” aka Senor Tropicana aka Plutonium Petey aka HORATIO CLAWHAMMER was up more more than 13% year to date.
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Fly is God
Will “The Fly Show” sorta be like “The Truman Show”?
I’m sure most of the world would like to see what you were up to 24/7.
The funny thing is, after all this shit is over, the richest place in the world will be Africa. The US, Europe, India, China, Japan, will all be bankrupt. Time to book my flight to Mozambique. Maybe Senegal or Chad or even Somalia.
And remember kids, Africa is a continent – not a country. Don’t be like that doofus soon to be ex-president of ours and call Africa a country.
Good idea FLY. Lock those gains in. The rally will start tomorrow and go to late Feb early March. Dow 10,000. S&P 1050.
Cap-
Go suck your own cock from the luxury of your African hut.
Fly check your email….I just sent you a photoshop, post it if you want…..
oh o
Socialism just walked through the door. Is there a 5 year plan that goes with this?
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/01/15/AR2009011501715.html?hpid=topnews
O’man has a plan? He sure fucking does. It’s over folks. I’ll see youse all on the other side of hell.
CAP. Obama did not call Africa a country…..Palin the bimbo did……
Fly – go eat shit in that soon to be war zone aka the New Baghdad aka New York Shitty . Better build a bunker before that mushroom cloud appears over your head.
NYC is full of bunkers, it’s called the subway system…..Fly has it covered….
Artist,
You are truly a dumb fuck. It was Tina Fey. Easy to tell where you develop your vast knowledge.
obama does what he’s been told and produced for ..
Yep, then you’re going to swear off ETFs for good this time. Blah, blah, blah…
how does a time traveling magician appear on three sites all at the same time?
CAP, buy yourself an eyepatch, teach yourself to say ARRRG, get yourself a peg-leg and a funny looking black pirate hat, and become a Somali pirate.
It’s far more lucative than being an investment banker or money manager.
go here Fly Leech, you dumb fuck……
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/11/05/palin-didnt-know-africa-i_n_141653.html
I locked in all gains myself. Even if we close at the lows probabilities don’t favor another October here.
Soze – that is my plan. I am buying a pirate ship on Ebay as I write this. I am also recruiting a crew of bloodthirsty buccaneers. Then we’ll go get ourselves some bounty. Hijack ships, steal shit. Just like the good ‘ole days.
CAP’n SuckMeOwnCock….yarrrrrrgggggghhhh!
Hey Cap,
Zimbabwe should have a nice exchange rate….lol
so was it the bordeaux or the ribeye? your clarity today is definitely influenced.
My God! Crude = $33.52. Here come the 20s.
And the Dow trades with a 7 handle again.
My cash position is north of 60%.
7 handle on the DOW coming up in 10 seconds
Put on your jock straps. Oversold buried. Smart money still short.
I
Told
You
So
Fuckers.
Me
Too
Fuckers.
GM cuts 2009 sales outlook from 10 cars to 4 cars.
What a wonderful days…Big Mike starts the year in a ROAR!
My inverse ETF’s working beautifully, my BAC short is killing it and my PORNSTAR condoms are finally here…
Anybody ever tried “Crown” condoms? It’s the thinest out there…pornstars use it. Took a while to get a hold of these… It got rated best condoms 7 years in a row…
http://www.condomdepot.com/reviews/best-condoms.cfm
FLY u DA MAN….
and surprised you’re not greedier to hold the inverses… you don’t think there will be a follow through selloff tomorrow with the Citi news?
So that’s what the “Big” is in “Big Mike”.
Umm, that didn’t sound ghey did it?
We will be DOWN pretty BIG tomorrow too on our way to S&P 600 in Feb.. I just wish I had sold my SRS @ $71 while I had the chance.
PLEASE watch this new Neil Young music video you’ll love it.
CHECK OUT this new Neil Young music video. FORK IN THE ROAD “There’s a bailout comin’ but it’s not for you. It’s for all those creeps hiding what they do”. AWESOME! I love Neil Young’s songs and his social commentary. Love what he thinks of an AAPL ipod.
http://www.neilyoung.com/forkintheroad/forkintheroadvideo.html
Dennis Kneale really should put his Mickey Mouse hat back on………..
I’m hoping for a sex scene with a Romanian goat in this “Fly show.”
I know I’m not the only one…
-DT
If you quite me now, you will just sit there and shiver and shake. You will not be able to blink as you stare at the tape. Pull the trigger!
The market has been down 7 days in a row, Dennis Kneale just said it was “profit taking”……..what a fucking baffoon…….
DT, You ARE the only one.
Long slow grind, interspersed with pockets of hope. This is a classic sign of what is to come.
Big Mike…I think you’ll find Crowns are made in Japan and sized for Japanese men…so I guess it’s really not “Big” Mike at all.
Am I the only one that thinks Obama looks like a sock puppet..Fly spot on call
DevilDog… you don’t think there will be a reversal on inauguration day?
Fly,
I’ve been looking through the SEC but can’t seem to get a handle on finding who has a sizable line of credit with BAC (and C for that matter). Is there a way to look this up other than looking through a specific company’s reports?
Thinking of coming up with a list to cross-check against their debt/equity and cash on hand.
Awww…Simonjemmy,
I am WAY ahead you, my man…Any moron can get a HOLD of Crown rubbers…but it’s the EXTRA SUPER “FITS HORSE” SIZE that takes a while to get a hold off.
The Fly Show, Episode 1 … my trading day is already going well, but this will just be the chocolate on my Carvel cone. (DT, there’s no goats in my fantasy.)
Anybody hear from Chivas? I hope he’s doing well and out of the hospital.
Maelstrom, nope, never thought Obama looked like a sock puppet.
Big Mike:
to get a hold of? Or get a hold off? Dude…2 different things entirely :O
EN1GMA, yes we get a bounce on the 20th not a reversal.
The lows for Jan are in today. Get long by the close for the Obama rally.
OMG…not this fucking grammar correction bullshit again…
Long live Rag! CHK to zero!!
http://www.ibankcoin.com/peanut_gallery/index.php/2009/01/15/tomorrow-i-will-bite-your-apple/
LOL..no.. I am just trying to figure out whether you meant that they were hard to find or you couldn’t get the damn thing off…
Macy’s has a 2.5 bill line of credit with BAC.
Right now, I have 5% long, 60% cash and 35% short.
Big Mike….I stand corrected.
Bloated pig alert
Short APOL now. Another Citron research scam find.
Now its the elimination of the Glass Steagal act…yeah, that’s it…BAC got so big fuckjaw didn’t know the moving parts of his company.
It begs the question:
Are their any adults in positions of authority? As Fly would say, their fucking IVY degrees aren’t worth a gay fiddle.
Baby boomers. The worst generation.
Fuck. Them. ALL.
QLD seems to be getting traction
Look who’s #1: http://www.ibankcoin.com/rcblog/index.php/2009/01/03/2009-stock-of-the-year/
Gasparino said “bullshit” on air.
How the fuck are those clowns on CNBC still bullish?
Don’t they understand they are hurting their viewership? Does that even matter anymore?
gay fiddle….that was funny…….Fly should also award a daily prize, to the one person of each day who deserves “The Gay Fiddler of the Day” award.
(or “The Daily Gay Fiddler” award)
RC: and look who’s last.
CAP, you’re too funny. By tomorrow you will be destroyed. Get a clue dude.
The FLy teaches Eric “the Oil Barrel” Bolling, how to trade oil & their greazzy stocks.
http://twitter.com/ericbolling
RC
Odd No?
The Fly Says:
Gasparino said “bullshit” on air.
How the fuck are those clowns on CNBC still bullish?
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They are “Rodeo Clowns”……..
Hagatha Pelosi gonna save them sheeple. Bwahaha!!
DD – I assure you today is the bottom for January. The Obama rally starts now or tomorrow. Go ahead bet against me. See where it gets you. Remember those 2x iETFS fall a lot faster than they rise. And God help you if you are holding those triple iETFs.
FWIW, I’ve been checking out available spec’s on Prince Obama’s new Cadillac; it’s a pretty phat ride, what with the armor and bulletproof glass and all that… guessing that some ardent admirers of our new monarch will be buying Caddies too, just to be followers.
Maybe GM will get a little boost from that, for a day or two… check that, maybe an hour or two.
Don’t ask if I’m investigating for professional reasons. B.O. is not a face on the “hit parade” at this time.
MASSIVE RALLY!
DEPRESSION IS CANCELLED!!
Bears are fucked…..for now
DD will have to downgrade to a F150
Bulls making their push as they often do about this time of the day.
All you bulls go ahead and buy. You will be de-balled
It’s supposed to be the most secure car ever produced. I’d imagine somebody out there would enjoy putting that to the test.
Side note- obviously Bush is far more hated than Obama at this time, mebbe he oughtta have the most secure car available.
Obama could be driving “Herbie the Love Bug” and be safe because everyone loves him so.
T MOE – Go ahead stay short. Just saying bears will be de-balled into the close. Lows are in for the month.
Dow will close above 8400. I dreamt it last night. Its amazing but today is progressing just like the dream I had last night. Even the exact numbers. I saw FAS in the lows $12s in my dream before it rocketed into the close. TNA too was at $23 before closing above $27. Crazy stuff.
More bull banding apparent.
Many people will be covering their shorts today and tomorrow. Monday, the market is closed and Tuesday is Obama inauguration. Stay short at your peril…at least for a few days anyway.
Who can say what has changed in the last week regarding the banks ? Anyone ? Is it not already assumed the banks need more capital ?
Some how this feels like an induced panic in order to get weak hands to sell so things can run next week with the Obama inauguration.
The cheese spigot will be wide open starting next week no ?
Or am I over analyzing this….?
Anybody else playing PALM?
Artist,
Just got back. Found out you are an even dumber fuck than anyone could imagine. You gave a link to Huff-post that you can scroll down to see the answer:
“We now know that this “story” was a hoax. If you believed it, you’ve been had, hook, line, sinker.”
And, since you remind me of the infested scum that drips out of an old faggots asshole after a night on the town, here is another link on huff-pole that refutes it:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/11/10/martin-eisenstadt-non-exi_n_142785.html
SOLR SOLR SOLR!!!
Big rally, wow, I am fucking underwhelmed.
AAPL has bottomed I don’t own it but it will help lead this market to close green.
I too am 60% cash but holding select longs with balls at risk.
AIPC TNA SWHC AFAM
I predict that by the end of the day Fly is buying stocks with impunity.
GO LONG!! NEW HIGHS IN FEBRUARY…BULL MARKET IS BACK!!
Buy Fly Buy!!!!
Underwhelmed??? Dude, the naz just went green.
sell FAZ!!!!!!!!!!!
Dollar proxy (UUP) bounced off that downtrend line (25.81 high) and is headed back down again (currently at 25.65).
Probably a good time to think about covering shorts, especially commodity shorts.
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I have SRS from $49, FAZ from $35 and DUG from $22—just to name a few. Basically, I’d have to be out of my fucking mind not to lock in big year to date gains, within the first two weeks of the new year.
Wise.
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Adding more SOLR. Opening a TNA position.
closed SRS and opened TNA position at 24.60.
Sorry, but I was in meetings all morning til past 1 pm EST, so I had to time stamp this one:
I
Told
You
So
Fuckers.
January 15th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
then Donny:
Me
Too
Fuckers.
January 15th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Anyone want to guess the time on the low of the day thus far?
😉
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You bears can spark a rally like noones biz….
“We Will Close at the Lows of the Day”
The price is wrong, bitch!
Irrelevant faggot.
I cashed in my chips and I have a better ytd gain than you.
So, fuck off.
The market will test May ’08 highs this month. S&P to 2500 by year end.