iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Saturday Night Thoughts

Obama upped his job creating skills from 3 million to 4 mill. Hell, if i was President, I’d create like 200 million jobs. This guy is some sort of fucking loser.

Some punk Korean blogger was arrested for talking shit about Korea’s economy. Good for him. If I was the President of korea, I’d give him the electric chair.

Rumors are spreading about Citi
being “forced” to sell Smith Barney. The real question is: who the fuck is going to buy them? ROFLMAOASFDRGHSRGTFGHDFGSDF!!!!

In all seriousness, I’m sure the Government will give Morgan Stanley some dough so they can eat Smith Barney.

No one has money, except internet assholes. People on the internet seem to think the economy will not affect them. I got news for you fuckface, it will, indeed.

Mr. Cramer said the market didn’t go down last week. Apparently, he was looking at his charts upside down. I love it when lame propaganda gets obvious to the dumb guy. Even some people I know, who worship Cramer (don’t ask why), think he’s full of shit. Moreover, they’d like to throw stale jelly donuts at his limousine, if given the proper introduction.

Finally, we have over 8 million part time workers in America. God only knows how many illegal Mexicans are out of work. Poor little guys, with their sombreros and chihuahua dogs.”The Fly” does not feel sorry for them; but Senor Tropicana does—let it be known.

One thing is for certain, as a matter of fact it is resolute, the new stimulus plan will be a great boom for Mexico.

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72 comments

  1. Jakegint

    Imagine you were a Carolina Punter fan right now?

    I think Jake Delhomme may be cut by tomorrow morning.

    Nice catch there by ex-Giant now Cards CB Ralph Brown, who has now caught as many Delhomme passes tonight as Steve Smith.

    The “play” of the “well rested” bye week teams is giving me not insignificant agita here, let it be known.

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  2. Goldie

    Obama can hire 1 million alone to help at the unemployment office. Top pick: Free Cheese

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  3. dave

    IOUSA on CNN Sunday, January 11 at 3:00 p.m. EST

    link to the video you can view now is available at

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_TjBNjc9Bo

    There is nothing like a good dose of reality to scare the living shit of you.

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  4. Jakegint

    Jake Delhomme to join the ranks of the unemployed tomorrow morning.

    Five picks! Sheezit thistle!

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  5. Jakegint

    Friend of my wife’s is a producer on this Nip/Tuck show… never seen it, but from the commercials it strikes me as some seriously creeped out sheeit.

    Girl was straighter than a Pilgrim Nun in college.

    Odd, no?

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  6. mdawsz

    Jake, are you on crack??? Who are you talking to about this shit???

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  7. Jakegint

    WTF?

    Sawzall, I’d demand you blow me, but I saw from your back of the bus “had an accident” ads that you file your teeth to sharp points.

    (Copy: “Had an Accident? Get what YOU deserve! Call the Shark! MDSawzall!”)

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  8. Damon

    Mr. Fly:

    I was just down in TJ, BAJA NORTE, Mexico.

    Having lived near the Border in California for many years, I understand the magnitude of the illegal alien issues in America. (to do something about it, visit: numbersusa.com)

    I left California because the population problems got so bad, (being a SoCal native), I could not take it anymore.

    California has since become controlled by the socialists.

    Here’s a secret for folks feeling the same…shhhh:

    We have 10% of the population of California here in the state of Oregon. The illegals bailed out of here when the housing/construction boom collapsed.

    As for the internets, anyone who has gone on Amazon lately, and does a search for a DVD, just might find they have ordered a digital download of said DVD without knowing it. (Jeff Besos co-ksucker sonofabitch)

    After all of that…led by the great “Mad Money” Jim Cramer, and the CNBC late prime time goons…the dummy 401k owners think it’s time to re-invest and ride the markets for once-in-a-lifetime gains! (just ask the twenty-something financial female advisers on CNBC)

    In the meantime, get off my Gran Torino lawn! communist fu-kfaces!

    Thank you for the forum.

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  9. crude_oil

    Help Wanted.Pineapples pickers needed in Hawaii.
    $9.00 hr. to start & all you can eat.
    Obama has done so much for his home state.

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  10. Damon

    Jake:

    Nip/Tuck moved the show from Florida to California for reason!

    That is a prime example of the young writers in Hollywood, and their well-ingrained value system (which is all over the tube, and has been for a long time)

    If they have a hot show, they quickly become limousine liberals.

    I have met more than a few “capitalist” Hollywood billionaires, who spend a fortune in “philanthropy” to create Marxist’s out of the “newly educated” masses.

    Most folks have never seen the inside of that elitist Hollywood world.

    In my opinion, until witnessed firsthand, narcissism could never, ever, have been defined so well in a dictionary as the Hollywood elite….

    a/k/a: Masters and controllers of the media.

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  11. THE PORKANATOR

    the magical one wont stop me …i’ll be back !!

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  12. Flux Capacitor

    Better read the fine print on Happy-Changey’s stimulus plan!

    4 million jobs “saved or created” – as long as there are four million jobs LEFT in this country by 2012, they’ll declare it a success.

    As an aside, $1 trillion stimulus / 4 million jobs = $333k per job! Sounds like a great deal, where can I sign up for the gubmint to pay me three hundred large per so I can create some minimum wage jobs?

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  13. ottnott

    We have 10% of the population of California here in the state of Oregon.

    But……..

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  14. ottnott

    Fly, 180 isn’t a new beverage. Come clean on the HANS news.

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  15. Damon

    *footnote

    East of the Cascade Range…a VERY big difference.

    Ottnott: If you come here, you should move to Portland!

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  16. Braveflaps

    Looks like Jake passed out just before midnight.

    In other news, the west coast should start to prepare for an invasion.

    Now I’m not saying from whom, but sit-down-dinner diplomacy doesn’t work with them because you’re always hungry like 30 minutes later.

    Shhh-shhhh-shhh-shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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  17. The Fly

    Jake knocked out under a bottle of whiskey and heavily buttered biscuits.

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  18. Jakegint

    In the words of a wise man:

    Fuck everyone on this thread.

    I was merely sentenced to watching “Holiday” w. the wife after a day of football watchin’.

    Not an ounce of bourbon has crossed these lips.

    Cabernet sauvignon…? Wellllll…

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    Damon – sad, but true.

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  19. Cuervos Laugh

    Damon:
    Definition of coherency: 2. logical interconnection; overall sense or understandability.

    Obviously not what this or this were about.

    What does Baja have to do with this statement?
    As for the internets, anyone who has gone on Amazon lately, and does a search for a DVD, just might find they have ordered a digital download of said DVD without knowing it.

    What does replacing DVD (aka manufactured material) with a new technology have to do with any two of the following:

    1. Oregon
    2. The relocation of the nip/tuck productions
    3. Socialism

    Whatever you ingested before you posted, please refrain and get medical attention immediately.

    Cripes.

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  20. The Fly

    For those who are interested, I went over some historical PPT data on a number of stocks on Danny’s blog-

    http://www.ibankcoin.com/dannyblog/index.php/2009/01/10/using-leaders-to-time-the-market/

    Nite, fuckers.

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  21. FLY follower

    Is that you, The Fly, in the video trading DRYS?
    I also didn’t catch philosophical aspect of the video.

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  22. The Fly

    No. I don’t do fucking videos.

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  23. The Fly

    that’s the krullster–a great man.

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  24. scum bucket

    People on the internet seem to think the economy will not affect them. I got news for you fuckface, it will, indeed…

    A crappy eCONoME does nothing but help me, the crappier the better. What recession?

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  25. Generational BOND Top
    Generational BOND Top

    The only people who do any work in this fukin’ country are the Mexcuns. If it wasn’t for them, you’d be shitting in dirty toilets, driving on roads that look like mine fields, and eating pasta WITHOUT sauce.

    Stop the Mexcun bashing and get YOUR lazy asses to work, White and Black boys!

    And why only Rap music at halftime shows?
    Why not Salsa music to respect USA WORKERS?

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  26. PoorOkie

    Hey Flux, 1 Trillion divided by 4 million is actually $250,000 – still a sickening amount but I question your math skills. Is that a calculator brain on drugs?

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  27. Generational BOND Top
    Generational BOND Top

    Flux Capacitor Says:

    Better read the fine print on Happy-Changey’s stimulus plan!

    4 million jobs “saved or created” – as long as there are four million jobs LEFT in this country by 2012, they’ll declare it a success.

    As an aside, $1 trillion stimulus / 4 million jobs = $333k per job! Sounds like a great deal, where can I sign up for the gubmint to pay me three hundred large per so I can create some minimum wage jobs?
    ***********************************************
    Ever hear of MATERIALS AND EQUIPMENT COST,
    Dumfuk? And learn Math.

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  28. Highway Robbery

    http://www.miamiherald.com/news/legislature/story/844740.html

    Coming soon to a sped trap near you.

    Traffic fines are going up in Florida

    In order to shore up Florida’s budget, lawmakers plan to impose higher fines on motorists for all traffic infractions. And discounts for attending traffic school will be a thing of the past.

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  29. cybtropic

    If you want to create about 1 million jobs for Americans, all you need to do is get rid of the entire worker visa bullshit. Worker visa just another way to get cheap chinese labor to fill science jobs. Ohh wait, I forgot, Americans don’t want those science jobs because science jobs pay shit. Thanks lobbyists and cheap china labor!

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  30. Misunderstood Pirate
    Misunderstood Pirate

    Another side to the story….

    You Are Being Lied to About Pirates

    by Johann Hari

    Columnist, London Independent

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/johann-hari/you-are-being-lied-to-abo_b_155147.html

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  31. lollipoop

    more infrastructure has no extra-worth for the economy … there are enough highways and bridges in the usa… what is second bridge or second highway good for ? every american now driving two cars ? … if infrasctructure is destroyed it makes sense to build it up … therefore it should be done in iraq, libanon or gaza … only building up high speed internet brings the economy further not stoneage infrastructure

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  32. You Outta Be Bitch-Slapped
    You Outta Be Bitch-Slapped

    Everyone on this thread, with the exception of The Fly, needs schooling.

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  33. CAP

    Game Over ! How bout those Iggles ! Cards against Iggles right here in sunny Phoenix next Sunday. Who’d a thought that ?

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  34. Snort

    Dare to make a prediction!!

    I say monday will be a pop,,,,,,then the normal drop..

    Have a good evening.

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  35. Aris

    bye, bye, NYG. can’t say i’ll miss you.

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  36. Jakegint

    Fuck everyone on this thread.

    But especially Kevin Gilbride, who should be shown the door tomorrow.

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  37. Employee8

    Giants=1+done …. Sweet!

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  38. Ass Napkin Mike

    Make sure to watch this short Video. Walmart cutting 45% of the workforce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    The reference about China exports getting hit hard is so true.

    Check it out and post what you think of it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQsOotawB1M

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  39. Jakegint

    E8 = frustrated Patsy fan.

    Giants could go 0-16 for five years, and it will not erase last year’s Supe.

    So Solly.

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    Check out Westbrook on ESPN! Pimped OUT!

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  40. Pierpont

    Think he means to say “4-6%”. Either way you’re an idiot for posting this link.

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  41. flukey

    NG on CNN & Google Finance?

    WTF?!

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  42. Billy Pilgrim

    Ass Napkin Mike Says:

    Make sure to watch this short Video. Walmart cutting 45% of the workforce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    The reference about China exports getting hit hard is so true.

    Ass Nap: How did you get here? I think you lost. Maybe I can help; go here http://www.aryan-nations.org – stay there, FO & D

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  43. Employee8

    Jake … Giants were handed that game so the NFL wouldn’t face more criticism and the Pats would get the ultimate penalty … kind of a 2fer by the NFL … ever hear of “in the grasp” or “offensive holding” but the officials turned a blind eye …. justice is served!

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  44. Jakegint

    E8 — ROFL.

    Your whining almost a full year later is a balm to my troubled soul today.

    Grazie for that, calabrase.

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  45. Employee8

    I’m not whining … after what looked like a lost year we went 11-5 and Cassel developed into a legitimate starter … if Bill hadn’t been so conservative with him the first 4-5 games we would be in the playoffs … see ya next year for sure though you may not be there again.

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  46. Jakegint

    E8 — my mistake, I took your bizarre conspiracy theorizing for undue ongoing bitterness.

    I’d posit we have a better chance of making the playoffs next year than your aging crew of cheaters.

    No Brady again next year, ‘member.

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  47. Ass Napkin Mike

    Pierpoint-

    Go put milk on your cock and let your cat blow you.

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  48. Employee8

    Aging? Haha, you haven’t been paying attention … the old guys all got hurt this year and we got it done with youngin’ other than the few vet pick ups at year end to help the kids.

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  49. BOOMER

    Napkin – Google “walmart cuts workforce” and see what comes up first. It must be making the rounds on the tinfoil hat intertubes.

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  50. Jakegint

    E8 —

    Not for nuthin’ but I just checked the Pats ’08 roster, and there are 30 players who were born in 1980 or before, which would put them at least 29 by start of next season.

    That’s old in the Enn Eff Ell.

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  51. Malaka

    What are everyones thoughts on this post ?

    The largest surprise in our view was the massive disaster at insurance giant AIG. Despite numerous injections of bailout billions, AIG remains in very serious trouble hanging on by their proverbial fingernails. The 2009 result will be a surprise crash and failure of AIG frightening the world at large causing ripples of failures throughout western and Asian nations unable to conduct business without mandatory insurance policies. Most folks have no comprehension as to the monster fallout this will create. It is in our view literally immeasurable, and this is why Paulson handed them so much money.

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  52. Employee8

    Point is, there are about 40 after 1980 and most of those were playing as the pats had key injuries …. Brady, Harrison, Maroney, Bruschi, Jordan, Thomas and eight others for a total of 14 …. thats a qtr of the roster with key personel involved and they were still able to win with the rookies filling key spots …. just saying

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  53. Jakegint

    E8 — not correct.

    53 on the active roster. That leaves 23 under the 29 year old age mark.

    Not enough. And Belly (admittedly the best coach in the NFL, and I rue the day the Giants let him go) — if he has a weakness — it’s that he relies too much on aging vets. See “Seau, Junior” who is MY age!

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    Anyone watching this

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  54. Jakegint

    Anyone watching this 60 Minutes about oil prices? Wondering if it will effect oil tomorrow….

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  55. Jakegint

    Let’s ask this tool from CFTC about what HE thinks — being from the gummymint, he PROLLY knows…

    (eye roll)

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  56. Jakegint

    Oh, and in a shocking turn of events… its the i-bankers that are the bad guy.

    Did anyone see if Devil Dawg produced this piece?

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  57. punyandy

    Jake –

    I’m watching. It’ll be funny to see all the media noobs acting like this is a big expose.

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  58. Jakegint

    Holy sheet, “federal law” not in place to see who owns what.

    How terrible!

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  59. Jakegint

    Ahh, there’s the money shot — It’s ENRON’s fault!

    LOL.

    Enron is like the Bush Administration of the financial world… blame those fuggers for EVERYTHING!

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  60. Employee8

    Blame it on MS …. and Citis’ Phibro unit

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  61. Goldie

    I’m watching it Jake and thinking the same thing.

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  62. Flux Capacitor

    PoorOkie : Good catch; alcohol and math don’t mix. (I was using 3m, not 4m).

    Generational BOND Top: Fuck off. Pay those four million people 50k/yr to do nothing until the next election; save the USA 200 billion.

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  63. Jakegint

    Oh goodie! The Obamessiah is gonna fix it AWL UP!

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  64. punyandy

    ZOMG!!!! I can buy oil futures!!!

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  65. Employee8

    Who has more oil stored on achored tankers … i-bankers, hedgers or energy companies?

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  66. BLAH

    reading these exchanges is a complete waste of time

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  67. Jakegint

    Blah —

    So take it elsewhere, asshat.

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  68. Damon

    Get ready for the MELTDOWN, boys and girls.

    It’s gonna get REAL ugly.

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  69. BLAH

    Jake go fa*k self

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  70. BOOMER

    Motorola hastens layoff plans, axes 400 earlier than anticipated

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  71. Buttwipe

    Did anyone notice that NovaGold (NG) is +1300% after hours… but only on CNNMoney and Google?

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  72. Mr. EB

    Both NYTimes and WSJ have articles up now that say Citigroup may post a $10 billion+ operating loss. SP500 futures tanking on the news.

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