Amidst the whistling winter winds, quislings will be shot dead for stealing bread from the local bakery. Local schools will be converted into prisons and church’s into homeless shelters.
High above, rogue military bombers will drop napalm ordnance on upscale shopping malls and low end street fairs.
Local banks will be used as recruiting stations to lure unsuspecting teenagers into American kamikaze missions. And, at the local grocery store, mustard gas will replace the old tangy condiment, much to the delight of middle aged military historians.
Back on Wall Street, the Dry Bulk Shipping sector will be on fire, due to elaborate strength in Asian economies. Oil and gas stocks will soar, due to the fact that people will be using armed vehicles and tanks as their primary source of transportation. Retail and tech stocks will soar, thanks to government stimulus packages that includes “buy one rpg, get a second one for free.”
Short sellers will have their balls baked, literally, by roaming squads of “truth seekers.” Western civilization, as we know it, will be a bit different, but business will continue, thanks to American innovation.
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am i detecting a hint of sarcasm 🙂
LMAO!
Sounds like I’ll do just fine, given my massive inventory of useful household items and excellent trading/bartering skills. Bring it on!
You have serious issues….
Master Fly, time to unload some longs?
LMFAO
Just doing you part to spread the jolly holiday spirit?
Which sector measures the strength of oil tanker rentals?
I understand the A-rabs are renting them out 90 million barrels/ship to store their unwanted oil.
Its time to buy and buy big in DXO. Bottom line its going higher, the idiots that sold CHK are realizing this now.
Retail and tech stocks will soar, thanks to government stimulus packages that includes “buy one rpg, get a second one for free.”
Tech also benefitting from a newly awakened Skynet.
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XOM is a dirty bitch. She is kicking me down the street as I continue to stay short.
Looks like Russia is serious about cutting back its Oil production:
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20602013&sid=a1AJucKAXhSw&refer=commodity_futures
And Dinosaur Trader will win again…
You forgot that one.
-DT
Curious…Donny has gone silent regarding oil and XOM specifically. Where are you Donny? What say you?
TBP
Somewhere in a bunker DevilDog is quietly chuckling to himself while rubbing his hands in giddy anticipation after reading this post.
Fins begining to roll over
The bigger the rally, the bigger the crash will seem.
….you forgot one……with Carl Icahn’s blessing, Microvison makes a hostile takeover bid for Apple Computer.
Another “look into the future:”
ERX and his little brothers DXO, OIH and XLE arrive on Fly’s front lawn, “seeking hamster.”
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FXP already baked my balls
“the old tangy condiment”
too effing good.
Found this tidbit which may help explain the disconnection of DXO to crude…
http://www.minyanville.com/articles/dow-jones-energy-USO-DUG-INDEX/index/a/20272/from/yahoo
Prepare for a congressional selloff.
Michelle-Cabruso-Cabrerra is a right wing piece of dog shit who sucks horse dicks.
And the bitch is DOUBLE-UGLY, too.
The fuckin’ horses have to put their blinders on as she chomps away.
“# TBoone Pickens Says:
Curious…Donny has gone silent regarding oil and XOM specifically. Where are you Donny? What say you?
TBP
December 10th, 2008 at 12:20 pm “
Donny DUG himself into a rather deep hole.
Generational,
It’s forbidden to talk politics in this board.
You have been warned!
Mr. (Self)CockSucker, do not speak for me.
Who be talkin bout my main squeeze Michele? Dat shit’s tight. Mofo can lick my azzz.
Short sellers will have their balls baked
Short sellers will have their twin orbs baked!
Mr. Pickens-
You’re one to talk. You have lost investors billions of dollars betting that Crude would not drop like this.
Back in early summer, I warned everyone about Crude … and I was right. Do you remember that? I used to laugh at you old farts on CNBC making outlandish comments of Crude going to $200+ this decade. What a comedy show you were.
Shit, Motherfucker, I’ve been right a lot. And my portfolio indicates it.
… and the internet will be a vast wasteland of rumor, porn, and general tomfoolery.
Wait. It’s here already.
If GMAC fails, holy shit….
And let the good times roll….
http://news.yahoo.com/s/csm/20081210/ts_csm/abellyup
Donny…I wanted to hear your thoughts…did not want to hear you whine. If I thought you were a fool…I would not ask. What say you?
**I modified this line from a Robbin Williams show to fit the current situation**
Saying the economy is healthy or this is the beginning of a bull market because people are considering buying things (like stock) is like saying fat people are healthy because they are considering exercising.
DEVILDOG may have been on to something as he was targeting the 16th I believe. What if the bailout does not go through? What if California cannot agree on a budget by next week? What if GS reports horrid numbers? A lot of what if’s, but talk about exogenous events. My oh my….
HES to 53, GMXR to 30 and WLT to 28
UUP now 26.11
Pickens-
I think that Crude is rallying with the market. It has little to do with what’s going on in the global economy. When we reach another round of fuckery, and the stock market test new lows (yet again), crude will do the same. Besides, Crude was oversold, and was due for a bounce.
With that said, some bears are suggesting crude could drop to $10 … not me … I don’t know how much further it’ll drop, but $10 seems unlikely.
LastGasparino pissing off/telling off Mr Potatoe Head Kneale.
Gotta love Gasp for peeing on the brains of talking heads
..
Kneale is pissed that he isn’t getting a bonus, Gaspa knows it, and is rubbing it in. That was Kneale’s last plea for his bonus. Next year, Kneale is gone. Gaspa, on the other hand, is right about the no bonuses for the undeserved
New lows this month.
DDOG, correct me if I was wrong, but didn’t you suggest on or around the 16th?
^^
yawn
DD – elaborate on your mantra, please?
imo, There will be no x-mas crash. It is forbidden.
I think that Crude is rallying with the market. It has little to do with what’s going on in the global economy. When we reach another round of fuckery, and the stock market test new lows (yet again), crude will do the same. Besides, Crude was oversold, and was due for a bounce.
Crude is rallying on a dying dollar. Watch it run.
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New lows this month.
In your portfolio, no doubt.
Good news is, coal is rallying, and you will be getting plenty in your stocking.
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One of these months devildog will be correct; then he will make a lot on paper.
It may take until after the next quarterly report but XOM is going down.
Only 12 more trading days – rate cut next week – auto bailout soon – no new lows in December.
Ace, King in your hand.
On the flop, Ace, King, Ten.
The turn, yesterday, was a two of spades.
16 more cents south in UUP, your ace on the river.
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Sorry, this was late in the “Hamsterwheel”
I know it’s a highly impassioned subject matter but my opinion of GM going bankrupt is the 2009 equivalent of Smoot-Hawley to 1929 and the final nail in the coffin of the economy, guaranteeing a Depression.
The job loss ramifications will affect every city in America, large and small to varying degrees. It will reach further than Congress and CNBC can see
Did today’s rally just get POOFED??
Merlin strikes again.
Guess we will see at 3:12.
Listen, facts are facts. In November I called the new lows when all of you here just laughed. Who was right? ME. I already explained why there will be new lows this month so go back and read it again. I expect a major crash this month. In fact, on the key that I’m using it should hit it’s high today on day 42 and then reverse. It is possible it will hang ten until day 49 which coincidentally is Friday 12/19 which is triple witching. After that we are going DOWN DOWN DOWN TO MUCH LOWER LOWS.
The Fly is God.
Last, but most remembered.
out of “X” for small coin
DD:
Whether it is this month or 1Q09 of course we are going much lower. Anything more than a MOMO day trade is a waste of time. There are way too many loser gamblers on this blog who just don’t get it. This aint poker. The Fly can play with OPM all day long. He is a professional and deserves the wins and losses. His prose is more elegant, sometimes, than his trading.
DevilDog,
are you Atilla?
My texas hold ’em opponent was holding a pair of Kings and I went ‘all in’
DOH!
To know all manner of things Past and Future, which be not however directly opposed to Fly, and to His Most Holy Will.
milon
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lamal
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nolim
when does the movie version come out?