So much for my early afternoon triumph.
Men running around in green leotards, like Bill Miller, are calling for a bottom. On top of that, it is well known the recession is played out. We need a nice rally, in order to placate the masses, who loathe opening their 401k statements.
In what seems like a complete reversal of the trend from 1 hour ago, banks look robust, led by gains in C and BAC. Catching bottoms or tops is never seemless and always done with error.
Considering this melt up, I am refraining from adding to any more shorts.
Fuckers.
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first.
Just threw a fucking truckload behind TNA, to complement my glowing F gains.
short everything!
Hilarious…Cramer saying to do the opposite of what Bill Miller says…you can’t make this stuff up!
This is all GS’s fault. When the market was at the day’s lows, this stock held at +2 and then kept climbing.
If those wonderboys at GS can somehow lose less than $2 billion then the market will skyrocket and GS will shoot to 100.
Here it goes again?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv5zWaTEVkI
😛
Sr, you need to ditch the PFE and hitch the ERX.
PFE will fall .30 tomorrow. My great grandmother told me so.
So what does happen when a Fly pisses upwind?
Cubs, I know your “new” alias now.
Don’t hate the Bamboo. It is “good as wood.”
i JUST WENT all in 40-1 lEVERAGE ON bILL mILLER.
tHAT fUCKER BETTER BE rIGHT.
fuck GS, new lows coming and not a damn thing they can do about it
Like Tony Montana would say, “Thees markut – shee’s so polloooted, eh? So fargin’ polloooted.”
Epic battle today. We need to stay above this 8500 level on the eminis to get some good afternoon buying.
I drew a line on the graph, so I know.
-DT
Booyah! As I tell all my listeners stick with Kramer, and you will make it rich. Fuck my friends, money is my #1 friend.
Bill Miller is panty waste, and you shall lose your ass thanks to him. The Generational Bottom has been delayed indefinitely.
Top Pick: Short DFS with undue prejudice.
I agree… GS is way overpriced and has a long way to fall. Still, they are the one stock to watch on today’s tape. They literally are the stock that picked this market up from the lows today. And even as we give up the gains and dip red now it is strong and still trying to pull us higher. Fuck those aholes.
DT,
LOL. with a ruler or by hand?
I HATE GS.
Bring me my Black Swan GOLD!!
And the head of Alfredo Garcia!!
FLY
You realize the banks are now issuing 5 year paper with FDIC protection. that shit started down here too, today. C did that shit today in the US with FDIC backing. They’re arbing sovereign risk rating against assets that are priced in most cases below the 30’s depression.
Not you… But anyone who shorts the bank indexes from now on need their fucking head cracked in a vice and pack raped by gays.
Banks can buy paper/ build assets on their books that won’t have to be marked to market as long as duration risk is covered.Meanwhile they can basically fund at sovereign! I truly hope people understand the implications of this.
This is the most fucked up arb I have ever seen in terms of what the tax eaters have created.
There are banks that will go broke of course, but bank balance sheets have now been charged up to make an egregious amount of spread.
Fuck me, we are up 75 points now – two minutes after I typed that, and GS is pushing daily highs. If GS breaks 70 we will close up 300 before the bell.
CNBC loves Bill Miller. How gay.
chivas,
Ruler… it’s more scientific that way.
-DT
Say hallo to my leetah friend.
LMFAO
Dennis Kneale just called a bottom!
…on his cel phone. He’ll arrive at 8pm with wine.
j,
you are so right.
It’s too late in the day to fall deep into the red. However, it is entirely plausible that we close high up in the green.
Stocks are for asshats.
Too late in the day to fall deep in the red? Where have you been the last 20 minutes of trading for the last month?
All signs point to a big move, but perhaps not until tomorrow. What’s the big news we’re waiting for?
This is just craziness. I need a rum and coke.
Apparently, the Market ain’t got time to bleed today
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXr-N5tJY8I&feature=related
What’s with this bullshit GS-MS gay love affair rumors?
So what, they had dinner together. I cannot believe they are using that as “news.”
Halo Tonnny. I see you have a little friend. It looks awfully small considering all of your big ideas about investing.
Oh well, I guess she was right about you afterall.
(cue the midgets)
“I need a rum and coke.”
Boomer, are you logging in from the prom or something?
But I appreciate the sentiment.
Yup, we’re closing green.
These shakeouts are wild! Or are they shakeouts? Maybe it’s a warning to get the fuck out before everything collapses overnight
you guys don’t see the obvious short?
oh well, you better hope your rally starts soon.
short spys here with a stop at 87.
Auto makers dead.
Employment dead.
Panda – dead.
US equities- denial.
DT,
Getting that crayon off the monitor is a real bitch, be careful.
Anton
Stop the drinking during working hours. It’s bad form for the interns.
j,
It’s pharmaceuticals till cocktail hour, lest I set a bad example.
my tell is EEV, and it has refused to sell off
we go lower into deep red
Life is good…Business is GREAT !
Churn Baby Churn !!!
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Hay, gay old dude, why don’t you try stickin’ jou head up jour ass — see if it fits
Fry, you need to understand that I watch the market like a hawk. My ADHD diagnosis is off the shrink’s charts, and mother market is one of the few things that can keep my immeasurable neural activity occupied.
If we were going to close chest deep in the red today, we’d already be red. However, we’re hovering in the green, and we’ll either mutter around up to DJIA 100, or start quickly accelerating to a strong green close.
Also, Rum and cokes done right, are godly. I prefer Sailor Jerry’s over Morgan’s brackish piss in a bottle.
Anton – I didn’t want you to think I was a drunk.
What I meant to say was “man, I need a rubbing alcohol enema”
Ok, that was gay. No offense DT.
your tell is eev?
great indicator.
you pnl is going deep into red
And now for some real fuckery…
Ants
hhahhahhaa. that’s funny
Hey we must be friends now?
You didn’t say anything this time about how happy you are the US lost a fantastic potential legal alien like me.
We’ve gone from from up 10 handles to flat 3x in 30 minutes. Craziness cubed.
Boom,
I’m sending a note to your office “secret Santa” as we speak, tho Mr. Market may deliver much sooner.
Fuck Face…if u say egregious one more time, I will, god willing, shoot u in ur fuckin ugly face right in ur ghetto ass block in Mnahattan..dickface…u stupid noob..known as FLY
Ohhhh, look at that fuckin triangle – very pwettty
Looks like Romania is, in fact, the last bull market.
Odd no? This headline just hit the wires…
Romania’s economy grows by 9.1% in third quarter
By Polya Lesova
Last update: 3:11 p.m. EST Dec. 3, 2008
NEW YORK (MarketWatch) — Romania’s economy grew by 9.1% year-on-year in the third quarter of 2008, the country’s National Institute of Statistics reported Wednesday. For the first nine months of the year, real gross domestic product expanded by 8.9%. “This performance definitely looks good considering the global crisis, but Romania had a horrible third quarter last year and also bad nine-month results in 2007, especially due to the drought that destroyed most crops,” said Adrian Ciocoi, Bucharest-based head of research for Riedel Research Group. Agriculture is one of the main components of Romanian GDP, and in 2008 the sector did very well, Ciocoi said. If agriculture is taken out of the GDP figure, then economic growth was 5.5% in the third quarter, he said. “Overall, we expect to see a GDP growth of 8.25% to 8.7% in 2008, but next year the GDP growth is expected to be 2% to 3% lower,” Ciocoi said. Still, Romania, which joined the European Union in January 2007, will continue to benefit from EU funds allocated for agriculture, infrastructure and public utilities.
we are stuck in a triangle .. get ready for a big move .. when we leave it
Fly Sr told me to go all in all PFE.
I can’t to collect my next divvy!!!!!!
All we’ve learned in this last hour is that Charlie likes Sailor Jerry more than he likes Captain Morgan. Unless you want to be trapped inside a similarly neurotic gay pirate fantasy, I suggest saving your “decision-making” brain cells for a different, more revealing half-hour of trade.
here’s why i think now is a good time to short
for spys
87 is intraday resistance
87 is daily 20-SMA resistance
87 is daily trendline resistance
we’re less than a point away from it…two point profit potential intraday let alone the potential if it cracks 84
j,
A series of recent events have me determined to be the bigger man.
But if you go about attacking Boca or the other one or two women here, or wishing pancreatic cancer on people, then you will enjoy my full attention.
Blessed be the cheesemakers.
Hate to break the news to all you short fuckers but 750 on the S&P was the bottom. It’s pretty clear the market is putting in a good ol’ fashioned head-n-shoulders pattern.
Today I’m riding the rocket on C.
This fucking market is an optical illusion. There is no way we can stay green. Unemployment is through the roof, banks are fucked.and will stay fucked. China ha who are they kidding. I dont need to use extravagant words to paint a picture, we all know whats up.
I would really love to know everyones honest opinion on SKF and FXP. Please elaborate
Don’t take your eye off GS. Fucker is up to 69.30, I cannot believe it. It wants to tip over 70 today as reward for pulling along everyone else for the ride.
PS I am short GS with mad puts at 60 and 55
Fly and the Family Stone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3QEyMeEfqM
2 billion lose nothing like dumping money in that stock
Fuck Face…if u say egregious one more time, I will, god willing, shoot u in ur fuckin ugly face right in ur ghetto ass block in Mnahattan..dickface…u stupid noob..known as FLY
That’s a fine comment…. but don’t ask any questions about PPT. 🙂
Up is the new down….
New daily high for AAPL … as soon as we see 865 SPX I will loan the boat with TNA ….
This market will explode on Big Three Bailout by Monday …
Buy the rumor, sell the news …
DT wins again!
-DT
rock, you left out the “However, we’re hovering in the green, and we’ll either mutter around up to DJIA 100, or start quickly accelerating to a strong green close.”
How’s that prediction coming along, douche?
GS to 69.50. I said it it makes 70 we are up 200 today. Short this pig.
Malaka….all your points are valid and factual….nothing that is new though…priced in eh?
Where is Devildog with his DEEP RED close today and the NEW LOWS?
Determined to avoid the Fly’s wild market ministrations, Jake decided to take the day off and study history, instead.
Joizey history.
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DevilDog always says the new lows are NEXT week (always).
They’re going to march this fucker up to 10 K before YE.
Malaka, SKF is worth playing this month, however FXP is a waste of time and money.
Jake, have you got an email where I can reach you?
Ants
I didn’t know Boca was a gal. She attacked me first in a catty sorta way and I always, always react badly to that sort of treatment.
Some idiot, I forget who, wished I would lose lots of money which when said to a trader is in fact a far, far worse comment than wishing pancreatic cancer on that prick.
(that’s twice that pancreatic cancer has come up in discussions today. odd no?
I hate coincidences like that, so I may and get myself checked out later by my quack as you never know)
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Small fry,
be careful shorting what is now a commercial bank that has government protection when borrowing money
New lows next week.
Dude, fourth week in a row you have said next week. Just because you will eventually be right doesn’t make you look any smarter all the times you were blatantly wrong.
I said the week of the 8th last week not this week.
We can’t go down without first going up, bears should be happy.
DEVILDOG…you said DEEP IN RED today…fucking liar.
That’s stupid Dog, Uncle Sam is going to print up 25 billion for the autos and create what will be the most likely last strong rally of December. I’d wait till after that.
The market’s not going to do what Bill Miller says or what I say, its going to do what I think Bill Miller thinks its not going to do, Boo Yah Ski Daddy!
Shorts are fucked tomorrow. ECB and BOE will kill all shorts in a 500+ gain day.
How do I know this? I stole Fly’s Crystal Ball.
DevilDog I like your thinking a fucking realist…I will continue to buy until the fucking cows come home. I an unemotional one track minded greeceball.
Your ball will be in the shop till ’09
well, that sucked.
Malaka DON’T listen to the Dog He’s wrong more often than he is right. He’s like a broken clock you know, but with a funny picture or something on it – basically we keep him around for entertainment and aesthetic purposes.
Now if the VIX can breach 50 all is swell…
Charlie, e-mail Woody, Danny or Fly, they’ll send it to you.
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Harvard to apply for TARP loan:
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/04/business/04harvard.html?hp
Since the US markets are so indecisive, the big move direction decision goes to our new asian overlords. I’m guessing Fukio “housewife” Fukura puts the carry trade back on, Li “Chi Commie” KleptoBureaucrat gets the go-ahead to intervene in the markets and asia takes off. Then Nigel “Eurodickhead” Hedge Fund Manager sees we are breaking out and buys. Guessing we gap up.
Guess what broke down again at the end of the day?
Yup.
UUP.
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Thank you charlie I’ll keep that in mind… Today well it tickled my grundle and shows that I really should become a full time trader. Any thoughts hah
Devildog, you are the DUMBEST (and most WRONG) piece of shit on this BB.
And the new “Tabbed Blogger” – Chart Addict – seems to be in hiding with his “175% short” position 600 points lower than where we are.
BIG PLUNGE tomorrow. Write it DOWN.
Jake,
Good. I just took a sizable position in ERX overnight.
large caps are gettin the love…..GE AMZN XOM are a couple that are showing signs of strength.
ERX prints money again. OIL going much higer.
The short trade is so tired – at least thru year end.
Dog
Buy the banks to protect yourself in case you’re wrong as they’re going much higher.
Shirley from What’s Happenin’ is on CNBC now
Maria is ‘interviewing’ Lamont Sanford in drag…bullish.
Charlie Gasparino was a golden gloves prospect? LMAO
perhaps at the corner pub.
RC — I like that call… in fact, I was wondering why you got out of it earlier today.
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VIX going to 118.
This is now the third time this month that the VIX is flirting with its 50 DMA. Just saying……..
Like I said new LOWS this month. I don’t care which day it is. BTW, NO bailout for the little 3. No xmas rally for the sheeples. SPY 6 handle this month. Holding all SHORTS from 9/19.