I mustn’t hesitate to inform you internet leeches of important developments. I shall, and will, offer you survival tips, on a regular basis, for the upcoming depression. Without further delay, I give you Mr. Solomon.
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i dont get the joke. who is this old fart, whose videos you frequently post?
BLASPHEMY!!!!
indeed.
Who is this blowhard and why do you have him on. He’s just blabbing incoherent crap.
Isn’t this guy older than 47.5 years old?
aw man, this guy talks like my father. 🙁 … in sound, content, and constantly off tangent.
You’re just a bunch of haters. Greg is the truth and you fucking lying thieves can’t handle it, similar to vampires eating garlic bread.
I get it: this is a member of the Citigroup board of directors!
I spit towards your direction.
Anyone catch the SNL opening skit?
Fly,
hahahahahhahaha We’re not miserable haters. Would would anyone “hate” this dude?
He’s just a blowhard talking crap. Here’s my suggestion….. delete the thread and start again as you’ll feel better for it.
‘the fly’ played d&d and participated in similar ‘shit’ as a child. quite the ‘nerd’, much to your egregious chagrin.
This guy needs to lay off the herb. WTF?
Never played DnD. I used to throw those kids down stairwells.
However, just know, insulting Greg Solomon is not permitted on this blog. Also, understand, if you do not understand his greatness, you are, in fact, a standard loser.
I spit towards your direction.
Fly, that seriously over the top. You seem to like babbling whereas we/I don’t.
Don’t get angry at people for that, dude.
Shed, you owe me a serious fucking apology for that stunt you pulled some while ago with that racist accusation..
In fact you owe me two… one for the accusation and one for the unnecessary delay.
Let’s talk about Citigroup as I have a fucking bundle if those fuckers at 5ish bucks average.
Here’s what I think. I think this time the government can’t punish the shareholders and will try to do all they can to hold up the price of the stock.
there reason is that there are two many US banks with their stocks getting awfully close to the 5 buck danger zone. If the government fucks the citi shareholders there’s going to be a rush of elephants going through the keyhole with other banks stock… BAC, MS come to mind. Funnily enough even Wells could be imperiled as a result of their purchase of Wachie over time.
So the bet is that the government will do what they can to hold up citi stock.
the fly, vampires eating garlic bread- brilliant.
j, you are a dick sir.
Fly, DSL went to ZERO this weekend after being taken over by FDIC. Yet another brilliant call.
fly – you drinking again?
HAHAHA Greg Solomon is a You Tube Legend. I think the Fly’s sense of humor is somewhat akin to mine.
I see three themes in the video:
1) The Treasury: “Coin changing before your eyes…Once is a trick, twice is a lesson…Black holes…”
2) DevilDog: “Thrice I chastise him…Bust a man’s chops…He had it coming…Gave him warnings…Maintained the highroad…”
3) The iBC Community: “Keep them on your toes…I comport myself in a manner that is sincere…Honor, integrity, truth…Framework of honor…”
BTW – when is the PPT launching?
The Fly is the truth!
J, I will not apologie for you being a racist.
“comport”…I gotta start using that word more.
I will, however, apologize for that egregious typo.
Much to the Fly’s chagrin, via the New York Post:
“The Jets are 5 1/2-point underdogs at the 10-0 Titans. Here are five reasons the Jets will not only cover that number, but win the game outright. 1.The Jets are 3-0 in divisional road games, the most important games of any season, which means they won’t be intimidated by the venue. 2. They have an extra three days to rest and prepare. The Broncos and Browns, who met in the first Thursday nighter, both won as road ‘dogs the following game. 3. The Titans play again on Thanksgiving in Detroit. This won’t affect how Jeff Fisher coaches, but could weigh on the players’ minds. 4. The Jets have a higher-scoring, more balanced offense and more explosive return man. 5. The Titans live by the run, last week’s comeback vs. the Jags notwithstanding. But center Kevin Mawae had problems with huge nose tackles when he was here, and nobody’s playing bigger or meaner than Kris Jenkins.”
Jets win tomorrow. Odd, no?
i would also like to apologie for wood’s egregious typo.
The PPT is none of your concern. It is so good, I may keep it private.
J:
I spit on you, in the literal sense of the word.
If they let C go to zero, everything goes to zero.
And I would like to give my condolences for Wood’s egregious typo too.
Boomer, I think of Greg Solomon’s videos as unintentionally hilarious performance art.
Timbaland also apologie for Shed’s typo.
The PPT is none of your concern. It is so good, I may keep it private.
Sounds like an Accenture engagement manager: “The project is so good, we may never finish.”
Fly,
Turn it off…Stop being so rude.
Learn to take back irony.
True, if they let C go to zero everything else goes to zero which is why I think the stock is actually a good bet down here.
The risk is that the equity could be allowed to go to zip, howeveer they then run the risk that BAC and the rest of the reprobates go to C’s level and it’s over.
I also think the guarantee wrap the FDIC annouced on Friday is pretty important but I don’t quite know if they reported the change after the market closed.
Shed,
I never made a racist remark and you know it. man up and apologise.
Greg Solomon should have his on tab.
Services for Woodshedder’s egregious typo will be held Monday evening a 4:01 pm EST.
Survivors request increases in the S&P in lieu of flowers.
J, all I recall is that you keep asking for apologie for some racist remark you made. As I cannot recall the remark, I will have to trust you that it was racist, and that you did make it.
Like Solomon, Woodshedder speaks the truth. He is a pillar of integrity on iBC. Shame on J for questioning Wood’s honour.
Shed
You accused me of making a racist remark about Phil under another moniker. I didn’t. I suggested you take a look at the IP address and you would see it was different. As I am in Australia you would easily be able to ascertain in wasn’t me as the Aussie IP address is different…. unless of course you think I have a trasnport machine.
Man up and aplogise, Shed.
Fly, make him “apologie”
What integrity, fly? He’s a technical analysis trader. They don’t have any integrity. Chartist’s are lying fucks.
J:
I cannot make Wood apologise [sic].
By the way, why the fuck do you write like an Aussie, having grown up/educated here in the states?
You should apologize for that!
That video blows. Who is this mono tone speaking AM radio has been?
Fuck you.
J, your complaint has been received by the iBC complaint department.
I am an Australian, Fly. I was “educated” at what we call a sand stone uni equal to US Ivy league. I lived in NYC (which is not the US) for 16 years.
You’re just jealous I write and think so well and clearly.
Shed. just apologize as it’s the right ting to do. You know that.
I apologize to myself for losing my money.
It’s okay, me. Don’t talk about it though.
Notice existing, it’s the only full thing. I think.
j, I am pleased to announce that the iBC complaint department has finished review of your complaint. Their decision is final. You, good sir, are a racist.
ok shed, I guess I have to accept the decision but only if fly isn’t on the committee. Frankly he’s far too biased against his readership to be trusted with a decision like that.
wood… u write for Dilbert in the comics?
Bush in Race against Time to Wreck Country
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Bush in Race against Time to Wreck Country
Legacy of Destruction at Stake
Confounding the conventional wisdom that he is a lame duck president with no agenda as his days in office dwindle, President George W. Bush is redoubling his efforts to mutilate the country before his term expires, aides confirmed today.
“President Bush has spent the first seven years and ten months of his presidency doing everything in his power to leave the United States in smoldering ruins,” said White House spokesperson Dana Perino. “He certainly is not going to let the final days of his tenure go to waste.”
While Ms. Perino said that President Bush is proud to have led the U.S. into a “pointless and totally avoidable catastrophe in Iraq” and “the most terrifying financial cataclysm since the Great Depression,” he is “in no way prepared to rest on his laurels.”
Mr. Bush is “delighted,” Ms. Perino said, that the stock market has lost one trillion dollars of its value in the last three days, but “that’s just the tip of the iceberg in terms of the damage he hopes to wreak in his remaining time in office.”
Among the targets for destruction that the President is currently eyeing, Ms. Perino indicated that the demise of the Big Three automakers was at the top of his list.
“If the President could preside over the disappearance of the Big Three and the millions of jobs they represent, that would be the ultimate feather in his cap,” she said.
For his part, Mr. Bush took few questions from reporters today, saying that he had to return to the Oval Office to order random airstrikes over Belgium.
Some of the Americans on this site are even bigger Bush haters than the trogs overseas in hellholes like Europe etc.
Look Juice, fault Bush all you fucking want about the war and out of control spending but suggesting the dude was useless is being freaking stupid.
Bush walked into the presidency with a fucking serious recession on his hands brought on the tech crash and the subsequent 911 attack.
Economically he handled these things with effective solid economics. He lowered taxes across the board and soon enough economic activity rose.
He was NOT responsible for lax monetary policy as that area of policy belongs to the Fed.
The freaking guy inherited a lot of shit form the previous administration so don’t go overboard. Bush’s big mistake was Iraq as Iraq policy dominated everything in the administration for 8 years.
He should have understood the limitations there. The limitations of course were a totally dysfunctional, dishonest, decrepit and deceitful Democratic Congressinonal representation that would have lied to the electorate saying Bush was cutting spending and taking milk away from black babies to fight a war in the middle east. That’s Bush’s only fault. He allowed his domestic policy to be trumped by external events and then tried to mollify those creeps from the Dishonest party.
J – I posted, what I thought was a funny bit from a comedian. I thought you Aussies were chill. What happened to you on the way to the forum?
Go ahead and defend that guy who now fiddles while Rome burns.
Juice
Aussies are cool types sure. However you gotta understand that the fucking media in this shithole is.
1. anti bush
2. Anti GOP
3. Anti america.
So I basically get worked up seeing the same shit I read in the toilet papers here at US blogs sites.
I’m actually not defending Bush. He created a huge vulnerability to his presidency that was really stupid.
However he is not the baddest guy in the world and is doing his best to alleviate the situation we have a present.
Whats the SSF trading at?
The banks are broken caput gonzo….really what difference does it make if they wipe out the common? There all going the way of Frannie Mac.
J[sic]
Grandma and Grandpa Henderson has rode C down from $50..do you really think Hank and Timothy give a fuck about your $5. Do you think that bitch of a whore Mother Market cares about any of these fucking equities. Lets start with the 1-Month Treasury and work our way out from there. If you had a mustache I’d punch it off.
On a lighter note…I’m wondering if Sportsbook will let me log on today! Boomer Sooner!
http://www.j3sg.com/Reports/Stock-Insider/GenerateFiler.php?filerCik=0001227421&pageNumber=1&descending=1&sortBy=PeriodOfReport
I needed an early morning laugher… OUCH!
you can start with Clinton in the early 90’s when he “upped” the tax excemption’s on homes. Then you can look at the repeal of Glass Segel that’s a Clinton boner too.
Granted Bush and Greenspan have there hands all over interest rates hitting historic lows. Way back in 05 I was reading where realistate price “world wide” where hitting highs.
I can remember coming across an internet web site “trading” home buyers!~ i.e I need a 125% ltv for a fico of 600.
hahaha Toss in leverage in the stratusphere wala. This is a perfect strom, Presidents didnt do their jobs, FED head didnt do his, congress didnt do there’s.
BTW Dems complain about run-a-way spending where have they been for the last two years. SPENDING.
We need to change of suspend mark to market accounting. But its way to late now.
Mrkcbill
look you fucking retard, i never said Hank or Tim give a fuck about the price I paid. Nor do i think they give a fuck about the idiot who’s ridden it down from 50 bucks.
What they may/do give a fuck about (if they’re 1/2 smart) is that harsh treatment of the common stock for C will cause a race to the bottom with all the other big banks. BAC, GS and MS are certainly in the danger zone, dagwood. So the last thing the US government wants to see is a race to the bottom for the rest of the clowns with sleazy balance sheets. Even fuking JPM would be included in the danger list if C’s stockholders were seen to be badly treated.
Now that’s my opinion and the just one of the reasons I bought the stock down here amongst other reasons, you gay drag queen.
So STFU unless you can demonstrate even the most basic level of comprehension and an ability to analyze the market other than telling us 200 times a day that “””” ittttsss gggoinng down”. clean the saliva dribble of the keyboard, you retard.
Now fuck off and get a brain transplant with a termite.
Solomon – Amazing that guy can speak with his teeth always clenched and that growth sticking out of his mouth. I wonder how long it’s been since he actually smoked anything out of that pipe, if ever. It’s like his security blanket.
J, you must now apologize to Mr. KC Bill and Peter Garrett (lead singer of Midnight Oil, one of the greatest rock bands of our time). I do not think you are a racist (maybe baldist), but you do seem filled with hate. I also think you should apologize to The Fly for saying the following:
“You’re just jealous I write and think so well and clearly.”
The Fly is jealous of no one. He is Bill Shakespeare. He is Mozart. He is also the greatest stock trader of our time.
The Fly is God.
Zombie
Turn it off. I’m no a hater, perhaps I don’t like bald people like Garret, but that hardly makes me a hater. Garret’s a dick, that’s all. He’s agree zealot and has a problem with hair.
Look at the fucker, he ought to be selling Halloween masks rather than scaring kids that the world in gonna boil over in 87 years.
http://g8.undercoverhd.com/imgsresized/article/050714PeterGarrett140705.jpg
The fly comment was a kid. Fly of course is the greatest human being on earth who is a god like figure we all respect and admire.
ooooops
a green zealot
I’ll admit, the guy’s fricken scary as shark shit. Have you seen him on stage though? He’s an intense mad man. Those hand dances are hilarious. Easily worth the price. Check out “Head Injuries” for starters and youtube some live stuff. You’ll get on his side.
The Fly is God.
Existing Rule: no one over 47.5 years old allowed
New Rule: No dumb-ass Australians allowed
get your head outta your arse, marlin, you fish.
Greg Solomon comes across as amusingly annoying and humorous – but he is a bit self-absorbed.
Fly. Please do something about j. He posts too much. His thoughts are worthless. His manner is chidlike and his ethics suck. I would hang his ass on wall street so people good enjoy defiling his worthless body. C to zero, I hope and pray.
My apologies for that terrible english on my last post. My hands were shaking with indignation. j you suck goat testes!!
j,
Do not let these anti-American Americans discourage you.
I disagree with you about the genius of Mr. Solomon, however please keep posting.
I’m black and some of these people posting sound like some people in my community blaming the omni-present MAN(Whiteman) for their failures and irresponsible behavior.
Keep sharing your thoughts on the market
Is the 47.5 rule progressive. As God…..er, rather, his majesty the fly ages……?..
That is, of course, if the Fly ages at all.
Canuck
You’re just upset I brought up the fact that you refer to your grandpa as dad. lol
(We all know all Canadians derive from long lines of inter-generational inbreeding).
C to zero, I hope and pray.
well ok, Canuck, let me up the ante. I’ll hope and prey then you end up with pancreatic cancer then.
His thoughts are worthless.
Don’t see much of yours Canuck other than abusing people.
His manner is chidlike and his ethics suck.
What unehtical behavior have I ever shown.
I would hang his ass on wall street so people good enjoy defiling his worthless body.
Dude. You’re a Canadian which by definition means defiling people’s bodies is your trip… such as having sex with family members.
Thanks anon
Get ready another 700 Billion is coming this way! Then another 1500 stimulus then free blowjobs thanks to Larry Sinclair then DEVILDOG’s girlfriend will be giving free teabag rides. All is good.
Solomon = Fly’s grampa? Young Fly spend most of his youth sitting in grampa’s lap, when not getting his bicycle stolen by bullies that is.
Barron’s: “Nearly 40% of S&P 500 stocks were below $4 billion in market capitalization, the minimum new stocks must meet to be added to the index.”
If the min was enforced, I wonder if we could even construct an S&P500? Maybe only an S&P423 or so.. ? 😉
Buy now, if only to put the solomon’s of the world back into their dark pits.
C’mon J- upping the ante THAT much was uncalled for, seriously.
Crocodile Dundee,
Go fuck a Bloomin Onion.
Bull,
look at what he said. He’s hoping I get strung up to die and that I lose money on my pos.
My ante was actually subdued.
I want to learn Greg’s coin trick. I will then turn all of my dimes into Susan B Anthony dollars!
Rise above it J, don’t dignify his idiocy by responding like that.
I think we can all agree, the info in that video should have been comporticated in 2-3 mins, not 15 mins.
Noobians,
Greg Solomon = Ducati
Breaking News from The Much to Fly’s Chagrin Dept:
The lesser New York Football Team 7
Tennessee Pretenessees Nil
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Please help us find our little brother and return him to the AOL message boards.
Just catching up, here:
Go ahead and defend that guy who now fiddles while Rome burns.
This is either disingenious or reflective of a poor grasp of civics.
Bruce, the market is down 21% since your friend was elected. He can reverse that trend with two simple sentences (already published here by me).
He has not, as it seems he chooses to burnish his record (which won’t officially begin until 1/20/09) at the expense of Bush and the 401k’s of millions of Americans.
Either that, or he’s fucking retarded — to preserve my sanity, I’m choosing “a” here.
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Solomon – Amazing that guy can speak with his teeth always clenched and that growth sticking out of his mouth.
Odd, I was thinking the same thing.
One almost wonders if he “declenches” to eat?
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this guy is a looser and a creep…………
has farve ever had a game where he didn’t throw an interception?
Jake, what more do you want from the guy (Obama)(for now)? … he comes out firing, dirrty tricks up his sleeve, like a regular Reagan-Rovian Republican, with an hour to go on option expiration Friday, & announces his treasury secretary! That was good for 500 Dow pts or 6% on the major indices. Without that, we dick around with plus or minus one percent while Bush & Cheney man their choo-choo set.
Kudlow was out Friday saying the same thing, begging Prez elect B.O. to cut taxes.
Aris – the last two games come to mind, gay boy.
andy, those don’t count because i didn’t see them.
Here ya go Jake
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/us_usa_obama_taxes;_ylt=Ai4No.3PCnvoFuOdxrXwGaYDW7oF
WASHINGTON (Reuters) – President-elect Barack Obama may consider delaying a campaign promise – to roll back tax cuts on high-income Americans – as part of his economic recovery strategy, two aides said on Sunday.
Bruce —
Two sentences. No more fuckery. And he gets reelected in 2012 as a bonus.
Who, except the nutball left would be displeased?
Let’s see if he can dodge them.
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(More) Breaking News from The Much to Fly’s Chagrin Dept:
The lesser New York Football Team With the Old Grizzled Guy who Chucks an INT every Third Pass– 20
Tennessee “Ooh, It’s a Bit Chilly Today, Isn’t Its” — 3
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dem JETS dun took the twang outta dem TN Titties
COP,NOV,Chesapeake, Apache Big Week coming for these fucks.. I’m buying in these guys rule the world
Chevron rose $6.09 or 9.5 percent, to $70.49.
ConocoPhillips rose $5.04 or 12.1 percent, to $46.84.
Exxon Mobil rose $7.30 or 10.7 percent, to $75.81.
Marathon Oil rose $2.94 or 15.0 percent, to $22.52.
I apologize for my son’s rude behavior. I may have to ground him again. He has been running amok lately.
(Yes, it’s More) Breaking News from The Much to Fly’s Chagrin Dept:
The lesser New York Football Team With No Jacobs, Bradshaw or Ward, but with Leon Washington, Who Seems to be Getting It Done in Any – 34
The Tennessee Who Is This Leon Washington Guy, Anyways — 13
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^^^ Nice try, Boomer.
You know the illusion had to end, eventually.
Better they get smacked by the Jets than the Steelers, in a couple.
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BOOMER SOONER!
I finally figure out who it was Jeff Fischer kept reminding me of.
Especially when he’s chucking his head set at his trader servant upon egregious pass interference occurences.
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My Titan loss is hedged by the fact that The Jets are my second favorite team and my son is a Jet fan.
Hence the term applies: “The Fly” wins all the time, even when he appears to be losing badly.
G-MEN baby……..!~
i’m just happy the pats got a win. losing to miami is unacceptable.
Great Blog Fly !! How does Greg keep the pipe in his mouth for so long without it interfering with his ability to pronounce words? That is a trick. Does he sleep with the pipe in his mouth?
What is this babble.