The Devil is in the Tape

A good friend of mine has confirmed, via psychic messages, that the devil himself, Lucifer, is actively short selling the market to zero. This makes sense, since “The Turkey Gods” have been found dead, near an orange dumpster, with all of their feathers plucked out.

There’s no need for me to give you financial advice, at the present. We’re in Armageddon trading; every man for himself—son.

However, I am willing to “opine” on a few matters, to borrow a phrase from a great man on Fox news. I would like to talk about treasuries and gold.

It is my belief, the pending failure of Citigroup Inc. [[C]] is causing large corporations to wire funds out of the bank, into alternative investments, safe havens if I may be so bold as to say so.

Hence, it is no surprise to see treasuries and gold boot stomp higher, while Citigroup Inc. [[C]] blows goat cocks.

Just know, after Citi folds, Bank of America Corporation [[BAC]] is next, with a side dish of Morgan Stanley [[MS]] . Then, all of a sudden, Chesapeake Energy Corporation [[CHK]] and National-Oilwell Varco, Inc. [[NOV]] will go under, due to their lines of credit and counter parties being cut off, alongside many companies, like [[M]] , who rely upon credit.

In short, I have a sharp blade near my desk and war paint on my face. Also, it’s worth mentioning, I might grow a beard again. This way, whenever my neighbors say: “Hey Fly, how’s the market ?”, I can snarl at them and show them my rambo knife, as if to say “I will kill you soon.”

I know, I know, “The Fly” is acting all crazy again, with bazaar late night posts and erratic postings. Just have faith in knowing that America, as we know it, will never be the same. And, the dairy lovers from Russia are fucked “communist style, circa 1997.”

In closing, I’ve cut loose a variety of longs, demonstrating a little bit of discipline. And, I’ve been adding to General Electric Company [[GE]] , whenever I get an itch. To hedge, I’ve been buying [[FXP]] in the low 80’s.

Life is good. Off to BBQ a few hotdogs over a flaming barrel of trash.

NOTE: I am 90% long equities. Back to that hotdog.

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