I’m buying [[FXP]] here. Fuck that.
Also, quit giving “The Fly” financial advice. You giving me advice is equal to someone lending oil to Saudi Arabia.
Fuck off, jackass.
This is my plan:
I’m hedging up some more here, buying FXP, shorting Petrohawk Energy Corporation [[HK]] and drinking excessive quantities of Monster Energy Soda.
As you know, I am bowling on you, with great vigor.
In closing, “The Beav” is a fucking whore of a bitch. I will keep it, mainly for fun. However, I am cleaning out some other longs here, taking losses like a fucking man.
UPDATE: I sold short 5,000 [[HK]] @ $17.17. I bought 500 [[FXP]] @ $83.72 and I bought 5,000 [[UYG]] @ $8.16.
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I thinks we have unfinished downside bidness
whats up with michelle cabruso cabrerra chiquita decked out whore red?
CNBC, says the Obama love affair is still on. I was worried after the post election 2 day 1000 point drop in the DOW.
I’m hedging up some more here, buying FXP, shorting Petrohawk Energy Corporation (HK: 17.10 -1.04%) and drinking excessive quantities of Monster Energy Soda.
HANS beat earnings estimates. I believe the CEO mentioned sales were up due to a certain client in NYC who drinks about 500 Monsters a day.
Anyone interested in GS down here? I’m tempted, but I’ll wait a bit.
Hey Fly Al-phucker (peace be upon you),
Can you spare a cup of light sweet crude?
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Thats why I kicked that beaver to the curb this morning, its a sick stock, probably has crabs.
HANS CEO is SO HORRIBLE, I was on the conference call last night. Every question he was like “I DON’T KNOW”. SImple questions like what was U.S. growth in the quarter… he’s like… UHHH I Don’t know.
Sick.
long banks here, just in case.
The crisis has moved to industrial names.
This Phil Lebow guy on CNBC is the BIGGEST GM hack on Earth.
What a disgrace.
Say gov’t gives some money to U.S. car makers. They will just burn right thru it.. I mean right now the business model is burning through tens of billions dollars a year???? Does anyone really think anyone is going to buy a GM car now with all this solvency news on TV? It’s game over man.
Thx Fly. I’m buying the FXP, tho I wonder if I might be taking crazy pills with the “cheap shit from China” Kwanzaa-Boxing Day-Xmas-Chanuka holiday right around the corner.
Phil Lebow is trying to save his own job. That’s the only hook and connection he has… to the American car industry.
The Obama speaks thing in 19 minutes is going to be such a let-down. It’s all FOR SHO… nothing of substance.
The problem isn’t loans etc… THE PROBLEM IS THEY MAKE CRAPPY CARS!
Where is Erin today?
I think The Fly must be Darrow’s reincarnation –
‘I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.’ – Clarence Darrow
Melissa is no Erin.
“Rick Wagoner is too embedded to fire.”
Love that line.
Top 3 Christmas gifts this year:
1) used pencils
2) a picture of an iPhone
3) the heart-warming love of Jesus Christ
(Hey #3, couldn’t you at least get the kid a card? Cheapskate.)
So, short China with a hearty “ho ho ho”.
S. Claus
Founder, CEO, North Pole Enterprises
Zhangjiang, China
EB,
Please continue to post every time a synapse fires.
I’m on the edge of my seat.
GM is a finance company that happens to make shitty cars.
Cramer how is the MA to $180 in 48 hrs call working for ya?
Re: frequency of EB’s posts..
I’m telling you, EB is OTR. Either that, or Jake’s alter ego.
CAP – GS is a fucking mess.
It could be $25 or $125
Thanks Anton. I won’t fail you.
The Fly or anyone: what you think of GS down here?
EB
Too late.
Fly,
Would you sell naked puts on BEAV at 10 strike to make an entry? Or do you think this beav-er is starting to smell too much?
Yukon Pete
Anton-beautiful.
Tee-hee. Pete used naked and BEAV in the same sentence.
No way on GS. They fucked up hard this qt.
I’d buy “The BEAV” down here, mainly because its name is so cool.
Thanks, Bull. I take it you mean the hair.
Yeah, what’s up with Michelle Caracha Chiquitas wearing the Commie red? (in honor of Obama?)
I’ve been shorting GS for a while now and have been counting coin all the way
Actually the synapse comment, but now that you mention it, the hair is looking quite perfect too.
everyone knows they effd up .. Costanza trade perhaps
I took a small lot down for entertainment & tax loss purposes
EB must be in the bathroom.
Careful T MOE…a little more humility please in your posts regarding your coin bankage…or I will punch your mustache off.
Everybody, SHUT UP!
King Obama is about to appear
I bet CAP disagrees with “The BEAV” trade, he prefers COX. Hopefully he declared himself a gaytrader on his taxes, heavens forbid!
Thanks Mr Market.
Do we see a rally after the messiah speaks?
you will all be required to do community service
and mow my lawn
No, I’m still here, but I have nothing to say with Obama time coming up. Dam DLB keeps ramping… ARGH!
sell sell sell sell sell
why do i feel like im gambling right now
Bruce,
Fwiw, the 161% fib extension on GS on the two year chart is $71.40.
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Oh, and peace be upon you.
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I wonder if Michelle Carbera is a virgin.
Gather the flock, for it is time. The Plan will be revealed. *crosses self*
***Buffet just shit himself, 5 Cherry Cokes for lunch, 5 minute delay…..
Pissed my pants on the “hmmmmmmm” post…thanks a lot…DD, a gaytrader, COX is is smallest holding.
Carbera is a good motor boat candidate
I got word that Fuhrer Obama drinks Monstah, with cornbread.
“poof”!
I can’t believe the market is waiting for Obama’s press conference, and yet, it is.
The market is marginally up, my bedouins!
I TOLD you all you needed was to put a son of Allah in office!
Bindoo, where is my camel?
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Fly
Good luck on HK.
Oh shit, Art Cashin on CNBC, get him off the air!
Why does Mr EB spend so much time here rather than at his own 4th tier blog?
thx for the fibs, JakeAbdulAzizbinSaudGint !
Is this the future Goat fuckers Paradise site?
this my friends, is a clusterfuck
His Holiness has determined that a 14 minute 36 second delay before speaking will strike the perfect balance between anticipation and discomfort. Use this time to relieve yourself or calm your crying children.
I only write once a day on my blog. Here I just chat with you guys off the cuff.
Obama rally time, can you feel them waiting?
Either way this should tell of what the market thinks of him.
tell the sheeple that you managed a lemonade stand while a community organizer
Bob Pasani knows shit. 280k 300k what the fuck is the difference call this rally what it is a short covering, head fake
Where the fuck is the messiah. He is already setting a bad precedent being late and shit. say what you want about dumb ass GW but he was never late
I mean is there really idiots out there buying the market b4 obama time? God..
Can’t wait to see him. I’m getting impatient. His words drip honey. We are saved!
Look for the market to go up 1,000 points today!
who has the youtube link where he is late all the time for the senate hearings?
Michele is little red riding hood with her red cap.
Market spiking on Obama being late!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqXFpz7qcnk
His excellency is being “fashionably” late. Keep it in your pants.
“is there” would connote a single idiot.
Maybe it’s DevilDog covering?
My BGZ trade worked wonders yesterday, so far my BGU play is making progress, however I’m ready to drop it on a dime during Obama’s speech.
TARP was created so that Wall Street could get their their bonuses.
Howard Lindzon posted he is short and may cover soon.. Probably means lots of intra-day shorties out there today.
Fertilizer will lead the economy out of its mor-ass.
I am toying with the market by being tardy. See? I am that powerful. Much more than George Bush.
Rick Santelli should be treasury sec
President-elect Obama is late due to a prayer meeting with his spiritual, economic, and foreign policy advisor, Jeremiah Wright. Please be patient, or risk being thrown into the abyss.
DUDE.. Obama is super late.. what kind of Presidency is this? Market is ramping on him being late..
…might I add, “..and the vortex of my wrath”? Thank you.
Bought a relative buttload of OTM Dec SPY calls. Temporary Obama fan – rah, rah, woohoo…hope and change and shit.
T-MOE Following is a picture of your infidel Ms. Cabrera in “shameful wear” outside my private lake near Taos:
She definitely likes a good motorboating, peace be upon her girls.
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I bet he doesn’t show up. It’s just now donning on the man “Holy Shit, I’m President of the United States … man, I can’t take the pressure. I got to get out of town before they realize I was just joking about being President.”
My wife just informed me that she would like me to quit reading the Fly’s blog due to me being an egregiously foul mouthed fuckface. I told her I’ve banked some serious coin and even showed her the statements but her response was kindy STFU for a couple of hours.
Good times!
by change, i mean change the time on your watches back 30 minutes
WTF??? The guy is late? Last minute planning? Shit. Get it together.
They probably telling themselves.. we should delay this till 4pm.. this late stuff is working. Bush was always on time and look what that took us.
ay carumba ! love those personal flotation devices !
Fuck this rally. I’m with Fly and going to start nibbling on FXP
Here comes the “one” with his dream team WTF?
I hope they start the light show, as he appears,….as the glory emanates from the fingers of his raised hands….
Everybody, yell as loud and you can and cheer him.
Seig heil!
He’s now playing news reporter
Obama starts with… man… tons of job losses…..b4 I took this job.. please remember that.
oh no, more rhetoric
un fucking believable
GLD FXP
The market is like… it doesn’t sound like THE ONE has the magic fix it power… Hmmm.
wow .. a president who can actually speak .. not used to that
Bruce — question is — “real, or factory air?”
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SELL this news SELL this news. More of the same shit he has been saying for 2 years now
Looks like I made a big fuckin boo-boo.
out of his league
What happens when the stimulator runs out of stimulus?
buy Gold
That’s what I want in my Presidents.
Bullshit.
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Are we sure Dubya isn’t under the dais or anything?
Cause, like, the market’s going down.
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The Messiah is such a pretty talker. We are saved!!!
When he starts yelling “change”, the markets will recover.
My new plan!… more unemployment benefits… more stimulus! high priority to help auto industry!
No magic fix it.
We’re eff’ed…
Each “change” is worth 100 points on the Dow.
Chit… Where’s the Effin BEEF?
What a let down. Speech over.
New president can restore confidence!!! lol
Gosh darn it. The timer on the tanning bed has stopped working again. Jake, honey, can you come fix it for me. Do a good job and I’ll show where to stand to get a peek at Russia.
Get the hook!
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What kind of question is that you dumb fat bitch sit the fuck down
this guy has no fucking clue
Tax stimulate tax stimulate tax stimulate.. Great Depression Take2
Did Obama just say he was gonna give GM a bailout? Thats kinda what I think he said, but without actually saying it.
Step 1 step 2 step 3 Cha Cha Cha Short cover rally only.
Need too see BRK-A earnings after the bell.
Blew out of BGU right into BGZ
Intersting how bad this guy is when he isnt spewing “what do you want to hear, i need to get elected” bullshit.
This country is fucked.
LOL Obama, STFU the markets crashing when you talk!
what no telepromter????
Every time bushie spoke the markets tanked.
Obama is speaking and the markets tank.
Change is good, got any?
He’s saying he can’t make any changes yet. What he is saying is that until he takes office, the economy is completely fucked.
He “believes” Iran’s development of a nuclear weapon is “unacceptable”?
Fucker, it IS UNACCEPTABLE!
Great, we got a weak leader. Fuuck!
Put “Rahm the Enforcer” up there… Quick!
Try again, little foxes. Just a little higher and you’ll have me. Oh golly. That landing looked painful.
That’s enough, Any second I’ll be ending this conference.
Man it looks like the market and people really expected some awesome new economic plan from Obama… geez.
The most impotent question for us traders: Will Obama be able to reverse the Bush jinx of the market going down when speaking.
Get short everyone, he’s been to the inner circle briefings on the economy, and it’s clear in his body language and the speech itself that we are going DOWN.
This guy loves to hear himself talk, this is stupid. We are closing RED if he doesnt shut up.
The Messiah will fix everything with his flowery prose!!Stop selling your stocks!!
Fuck you
And the magic words are “No Capital Gains Tax Increase.” Not. FU rich people. It’s only fair and in the name of economic justice you lose your $$.
The market is gay. We will rally after the speech into the close.
FLY your BEAVer stinks.
This is a clusterfuck. What kind of dog? Jesus. They’re not taking this shit seriously.
Holy shit, its the question of the hour!!!
Question regarding his new intelligence briefings and changes in his policy: “I’m going to skip that.” *then does a big gulp*
Hard-hitting journalists asking about what kind of puppy Obama going to get while economy is imploding.
THAT WAS SO LAME.
The Beav is not “a fucking whore of a bitch.”
You better check under you engine Mr. Fly because Eddie Haskell is mad, too.
Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah …
You get the picture!
75% short, 25% cash
Dow off 1000 points in the last two days, time for the MSM to ask about his future pet dog……
NYC Commercial Vacancy Rate up from 12% to 17.6%
http://www.crainsnewyork.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20081027/FREE/810279977
Giddy up!
He’s gone, market back up!
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SP — I’ll be right up. Send the Eskimo on an Iditarod run, wouldja?
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CHK > 23 = Buy
Steve get the fuck off my screen
Where the fuck was aw shucks Buffett? Conference call? WTF?
I understand that Obama has put out a hit on Barney, the first dog.
How can these idiots on CNBC read this much into the bullshit that just can from BHO.
Far too much critical crap on this board about Obama.
We’ve made it through 8 fucking years of a complete and utter moron in George W Bush. The man was an abysmal failure. We could put Forrest Gump behind the podium now and it would be a vast improvement.
Give Obama a chance. Hold your critical comments to yourself.
Oh, gees. Don’t worry about him. I told him I’m pregnant again and we need to come up with another name. He’ll be in the garage for a few hours thinking it over. Would you like to be DeWalt Palin’s real daddy?
Out of these effin’ calls for a slight loss. Positioned for a tank into the close.
The big boys are going to come in and pull the rug out
Eye-
Go fuck a goat
“Eye No Stuff”…DITTO !!!
Some of these comments here actually make the Yahoo Message Boards look like a “Mensa Meeting” ! LOL
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Hey, MOE. Some knucklehead here to see ya. Says ya stole his haircut. I think he just got outta the hospital. He’s luggina oxygin tank or sometin around with him.
TMOE – sorry, can’t find any goats. They’ll all currently being fucked by bible thumping Republicans. Aren’t you using a couple dozen this afternoon?
alf44 – Obama is a member of Mensa. George Bush is a card carrying member of the Mickey Mouse Club. Republicans pride themselves on being Micky Mouse Morons, MMM, kinda like the KKK, but with goofy looking ears.
Get a clue people, like it or not, Mr. Obama is the man. Give him the same respect you gave the Moron.
This is Amerika .. we are supposed to criticize our leaders … hell, we elect them so we can throw eggs at them
I voted for Obama cause I was sick of ragging on Bush .. I needed a new ragee
Charlie;
How the fuck did you see body language. He is so thin he can make moves before you see his clothes move.
obama in over his head market will rally to 1150 then down to 650.pickeled pigs feet anyone???