iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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BEHOLD

Sunshine, honey rainbows, jubilant jelly, jack o lanterns and pitbulls forthcoming to the American people.

Embrace!

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61 comments

  1. Barney The First Dog
    Barney The First Dog

    Arf! Arf! (HELP).

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  2. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Thanks to the Messiah!!! He has saved us all!!!

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  3. Small Fry

    Totally uninspiring performance by the O. He actually had more “uhs” than Bush and his most specific answer was about the dog. Clearly this is not a guy who wants tough questions.

    I was hoping for an anti-Bush, where Obama speaks, and even though he talks about destroying the wealthy, it sounds so sugary sweet that the market loves it. Didn’t happen. Totally uninspiring.

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  4. Gwar

    Obama makes me feel like googolplex dollars

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  5. T Curly (Howard)

    Roses are red and how do you do? Drink four of these and Woo woo woo. Hello T Moe.

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  6. T Curly (Howard)

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  7. Donny

    Com’on … the stock cannot embrace this man until he becomes a lot clearer and changes most of the things he campaigned for.

    BTW, CRUDE now trading down!

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  8. Henry Fool

    FLY:

    BEAV down 12% on the week on Boeing news.

    how long are you gonna fight this one?

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  9. Anton Cigur

    Jake,

    Would you get on the iHorn and tell CBL to annonce that they’re taking themselves private… at, mmm, let’s say $26/share? Otherwise I’m going to shoplift them into insolvancy this Kwanzaa.

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  10. The Fly

    Henry:

    Excellent question.

    I should be out by now. I will ponder this now.

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  11. 4fl3x

    Don’t you see, BEAV is a hedge to all his winning picks.

    The Fly always wins.

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  12. Market Fool

    I would pay good money for a picture of peasants worshipping your golden bull with an Obama’s faced photochopped onto it.

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  13. Anton Cigur

    Not “announce” mind you. Tell them to “annonce.”

    Editlessness is next to Godlessness.

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  14. Thunderpup

    Will someone tell me wtf just happened? My pet puppy? Nancy Reagan seances? What the fuck? Pelosi and Dodd are apparently in charge.

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  15. Paradigm Shift

    Fully Hedged….and then some.

    I don’t like the look of this.

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  16. Nancy Pelosi

    WTF? He was supposed to announce impeachment proceeding against Bush.

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  17. Yogi & Boo Boo

    PS…. to quote my cousin Yogi: It ain’t over til it’s ovah. Ovah heah.

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  18. Jakegint

    Fuck Obama, now THIS is inspiring!

    “Hey Gandalf! Nice dress!”

    _______

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  19. TraderCaddy

    Off to see the PGA Disney tournament and to see if my sons friend keeps his tour card (4 spots off the no. 125 spot and back to Q school).
    Have a good weekend.

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  20. The Fly

    fuck you.

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  21. Anton Cigur

    TC,
    Is your son on the pro tour?

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  22. T MOE

    Where is the volume? This small rally is bullshit

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  23. Mushroomz

    HEY FLY,

    If you had a 1 million dollar account with only 100k of AAPL and 100k of SKF would you be 10% long and 10% short, OR 20% short because its an Ultra?

    Either way you have 80% cash but it seems you should count your inverse ultras 2x when hedging.

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  24. Danny

    10% long, 10% short, but your exposure is 10% net short.

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  25. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    FXP quickly being murdered

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  26. derr

    20% long, but your exposure is 10% net short

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  27. derr

    fuck it I’m 300% short!!!!!!!!!!
    lol, I can’t believe these egregious ultra ultra shorts.

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  28. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Holly fuck FXP is manipulated like a prostitutes cunt.

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  29. 4fl3x

    My FXI is up 11% since buying yesterday.

    Who’s your leader….?

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  30. Incredible Low Expectations Dept.

    CBL Green!

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  31. ALLPROz

    Don’t forget the new triple weight ETF’s have just arrived just in time to take your kids college savings…………

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  32. curly Q

    fuck Obama is correct see below his real image

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU-WshZf2_M

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  33. blowhard

    Jake, can you let us know how long your anti-black.. i mean anti-Obama feelings will persist? you’re turning this blog into a shitty Fox news offshoot.

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  34. derr

    /\ – a joke, I’m not actually 300% short…
    I bet there’s going to be people going on full margin buying these 300% ETFs
    Hell, if someone was on the brink of bankruptcy and had all sorts of debt and just lost his job, and was about to file for bankruptcy I think he’d probably rush to max out his credit cards and rush out to get on one of these and to try to get it back go on margin. Hell might as well, going into debt that you can’t handle seems like the thing to do these days. Lets follow the government’s lead!

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  35. Danny

    yeah what derr said

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  36. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Is there some sort of options expiration going on with FXP? What the fuck is wrong with this shit. Fucker is running about a 20 beta right now. Christ like 100:1 leverage or some shit.

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  37. charlie

    That’s the way to do it derr. I’m riding BGZ straight into financial bliss or financial hell.

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  38. Paradigm Shift

    Looks like an invisible hand is trying to prop todays close up.

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  39. Anton Cigur

    I’ve got a bid in on FXP @ 77.25. Who the fuck knows???

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  40. Damon

    Rallying into the close on the highs of the day into the weekend…hmmm.

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  41. El Tiberon

    This market makes figure skating look like a straight man’s fun…you know something to do with the guys on a day off

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  42. Anton Cigur

    Hit it.

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  43. Pete

    FXP stands for “Fuckme XPress”

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  44. The Zombie

    “4fl3x Says:

    My FXI is up 11% since buying yesterday.

    Who’s your leader….?”

    4f13x: I’m assuming you are a Martian with that name. Welcome to Earth, where our leader is “The Fly” or God.
    May I suggest an Earth name for you? How about Gort or Klaatu?
    Once again, welcome to Earth.

    The Fly is God

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  45. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    That was out right thievery in FXP. Someone was being dominated.

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  46. BOOMER

    See be el?

    Oh yes, I CBL.

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  47. Donny

    Anton-

    You asked why I do not trade FXP.

    Need I say more.

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  48. Anton Cigur

    FXP under 100 giveth, but it takes away like a fucking chain saw killer.

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  49. illuminati

    barrack’s demeanor appeared notably different upon reappearing publicly after exposure to his first ‘intelligence briefing’

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  50. crude_oil

    Fly,followed you on UYG.Good call.Have a good weekend.

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  51. alf44

    …this blonde with Maria is a character…

    .

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  52. Anton Cigur

    Donny,

    Sorry, can’t talk right now. Looking for my balls. Drop kicked all the way to Chiner, they were…

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  53. Yogi & Boo Boo

    Boomer – I CBL 2 🙂

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  54. The Amazing Mr. LIMM
    The Amazing Mr. LIMM

    Re: FXP
    We Chinee don’t just go wee-wee in your Cokes.

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  55. The Contractor

    illuminati-

    Yes indeed I noticed that as well.

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  56. Small Fry

    That Red Fang video fucking ROCKED. Thanks!

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  57. Obama watch

    Obama was given instruction on how things are going to be, by the powers in Washington. That’s why his demeanor was sedate.

    D.C.is still the biggest good ol’ boy network on the face of the planet. He’s going to meet a lot of resistance. A lot.

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  58. Incredible Low Expectations Dept.

    Hey Blowhard, apt appelation, crony.

    Be sure to go fuck yourself and your race baiting excuses. If you think I’m going to fall for your Al Sharpton “have you stopped beating your wife yet?” bullshit act just so your Socialist Weasel Chicago Machine Padrone can get a “pass” for his communism, you can begin fucking a sturgeon now.

    Cause it ain’t happening. You’re going to have to send your Dear Leader’s brownshirts to silence my ass.

    Here’s to being a burr in your fascist ass for the next four,

    Jake.

    _______

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  59. 65,137,464 and counting
    65,137,464 and counting

    We will be waiting in your closet. Pleasant dreams.

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  60. ZenProfit

    Unsolicited Endorsement:

    It has been my observation that Mr. EB has been correct in his predictions over the last few weeks.

    Now fuck off.

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