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Fuck You Bulls, You’re Dead

The downside moves in some names are absolutely staggering. I am having my face melted off, long BE Aerospace, Inc. [[BEAV]] , in a way that is most startling.

Although I ended the day, mostly unscathed, most of you longs shall and will be scared for dear life soon. The boogey man of bankruptcy is after your ass, old school tax collector style, trying to knock your head off and shit down your neck.

The assclowns on CNBC are an atrocity of epic proportions to all those with skin in the game. They are the General Hospital (soap opera) of financial journalism. If Grandpa Fly was alive, I am sure he’d spit at the television, then proceed to curse them out in Italian. Then, I’d be forced to tell him “Grandpa, it’s only a box with pictures in them. You’re gonna break the tv.” His reply, without a doubt, would be to take off a shoe and throw it at television, then walk away, cursing under his breath.

In closing, I hate the fuckers who buy Petrohawk Energy Corporation [[HK]] . Its mind numbing stubbornness to just die already is very reminiscent of Vulcan Materials Company [[VMC]] . We all know how that story ended.

HK shall meet its maker, whether it wants to or not.

As an aside, I nibbled at some [[UYG]] and BE Aerospace, Inc. [[BEAV]] today, a move that I am sure to regret for centuries to come.

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66 comments

  1. Donny

    Tribal African Fuckery from the Obama brothers. Slay that bull with the big balls, motherfucker!

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  2. globalx124

    “Leave it to BEAV [SIC]”……Where’s Eddie H when you need him?

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  3. Danny

    fly’s Italian grandpa for prez ’12

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  4. Greekpunk

    I love how the accompanying photo for this post on the front page has Soros in the bottom right hand corner….so fitting.

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  5. wtf?

    dont worry everyone, once Obama raises the cap gains tax, the market will go back up.

    Its a progressive new idea called “tricle-up” economics.

    it will work, trust him

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  6. Lucifer

    DevilDog,

    I AM coming for you. I will take away your viper, your daddy’s money and your 34 dd’s.

    The car is a piece of shit, but I AM looking foward to those 34 dd’s.

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  7. wtf?

    does BEAV do anything that relates to defense spending?

    look at NOC too.

    25% cut in military from “the one”

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  8. 4fl3x

    Master Fly, what’s you view on the Rus(sell)-2k? Seems like these small caps have been just hammered into the ground.

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  9. Michelle Obama

    That’s right you racist mothafuckah.

    Everyone knows it’s the pooah who create the jobs and grow the economy by consuming extra lage Slurpees, down the Sev-Elev’!

    _______________

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  10. bailout lover

    Are you certain the face is not being lobbed OFF?

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  11. Keyser Soze

    The “excuse mongerers” were out in force today. Barton Biggs says the market was taken down hard because of more liquidations. Bloomberg reported Farallon is down 24% through October, so they may be the guilty party he was referring to.

    I also got an IM from one of my favorite retarded friends saying he’s hearing job losses in excess of 300K will be reported tomorrow.

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  12. Barack

    wtf?
    you don’t have to worry about capital gains tax
    It looks to me like you specialize in capital losses.

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  13. wtf?

    good one Barack.

    when are you sending out the $500 check to 95% of americans.

    your “tax cut” sure will create jobs and stimulate the economy.

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  14. dexion10

    dexion10 Says:

    FLY – “the BEAV” is pointless just let it go and buy an ETF for your long exposure.

    The Boeing trade is done. Now we have to wait for the next legs down in the boeing story.

    I know the BEAV’s fundamentals well and I know that they are very levered to the 787 and that’s all good.

    But the BEAV will not correlate to the market it will trade on it’s own news or just fear in a news vaccum.

    Basically it’s not a hedge vs. your shorts.

    You know that I know that you know the BEAV is not one of your favorite longs ever … so just pick something else.

    Also if you want to play the 787… RTI is the way to go… just buy the titanium guys… but for my money the airliner trade is still to expensive…. much money will be coined when they fall another 50% to 75%

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  15. Employee8

    Ups yours Dex …. composites are the new titanium … get HXL if you must … assclown!

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  16. Dr. Incognito

    FLR reported earnings of 1.01 for the quarter vs. .91 est. FLR trading up 61% after hours.

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  17. hammer

    “….for centuries to come”

    Are you also immortal Fly?

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  18. Needle dick the bug fucker

    Fly,

    Bought and sold SRS for a 21% gain wed – Thurs. Jumping on the carousel involves luck as well as seat of the pants flying. You’ll be back.

    On another note, garbage was not picked up today. Im into Oman’s and shit.

    should have been collected.

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  19. Employee8

    Anyone got anything on MDRX … Chicago based biz in area Obama wants to incorporate into health care programs …

    Ideas/opinions appreciated …

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  20. Dr. Incognito

    Scratch my last statement…more bogus info via free quotes.

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  21. dexion10

    Employee8 –

    Dexion10 is no assclown – I wouldn’t own BEAV or RTI, TIE right here… fuck the entire aviation industry…

    the bulls are trading themselves into the stone ages…. cavemen don’t fly jets… you silly bastard.

    I AM SHORT right here fuckface.

    I’ll have you know I am “ICEBERG TRADING” this market vs. you clown bulls who are trying to TITANIC TRADE against my ICEBERG TRADE.

    I’ll be sending you to davey jone’s locker…

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  22. Paradigm Shift

    DIS being clown raped in late trading

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  23. dexion10

    TO CONCLUDE:

    I bought the UWM at 52 week lows last week. It rallied 40% from there.

    I then bought the EEV the same time the FLY did and made a quick 10% then I sold half and bought some FXP with it because it was lagging…

    YEAH THAT’S RIGHT I DOUBLED DIPPED in ultra shorts of emerging markets…. I stole an extra 5% and made over 30% in 2 days.

    I also covered my SDS yesterday and bought the DUG to be ultra short oil.

    All this while I maintain a nice 25% weighting in some of the most resilient core long positions you’ve ever seen (JBX, CCK).

    SO TO SUM IT ALL UP!

    THE FLY IS A GOD…. BUT DEXION10 IS NO ASSCLOWN

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  24. RosenRush

    I heard from another source that there was a fund liquidating today causing the drops in the middle of the day. Not sure if that was the push at the close.

    Who was the dumbass that paid $54 for FLR when they announced…nice move.

    Will there be a CHK deal? Went long November calls today…what the hell nothing else works long.

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  25. Needle dick the bug fucker

    FLY,

    btw thanks for the sea shell. SRS

    for the moment im 100% cash jamming to mid 70’s Genesis.

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  26. Employee8

    Dex … you’re preaching to the choir

    I posted the Zack’s warning to stay away from BA related suppliers for another year …

    Just know that global warming will be your demise … eventually … wouldn’t want to see you in DD’s house of pain howling to Big Daddy for a bailout.

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  27. Carlos Miguel Gutierrez
    Carlos Miguel Gutierrez

    Don’t worry. My former people in Havana seem to have fun. They drive some cool looking cars from the 50s and play dirt baseball and dominoes all day.

    That’s your fate America. You stood in line to vote for it.

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  28. DEVILDOG

    Gap down open and CRASH to new lows tomorrow. Nite nite.

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  29. Employee8

    JBX … for ass clowns driving vipers while eating fast food who want to get clown raped in a box, no?

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  30. scum bucket

    Looks like you’re gonna have to eat some BEAVer Fly.

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  31. Devil Dog's Trading lackey
    Devil Dog's Trading lackey

    Yo-yo, dawg has spoken. You bullish bitches get yo nasty ass kicked tomorrow. You bitches gonna be cryin like little girls. Dig, bitchez?

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  32. Devil Dog's Trading lackey
    Devil Dog's Trading lackey

    btw bitchez…dawg gonna bust a gap in yo ass.

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  33. theinsider

    baracks supporters didn’t realize their 101k plans will turn to dust but that’s cool- at least they can go build hgwy’s.shit once the pressure is on–he might smoke and drink a colt 45 when he’s being sworn in.

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  34. dexion10

    regarding JBX… honestly I must admit it scares the shit out of me… but I believe even after US consumers start living in caves they’ll still be fat and lazy and they’ll walk to the local JBX to eat some beef and E Coli

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  35. Thunderpup

    Karen Tso is looking excruciatingly ravishing tonight. I swear she’s almost joyous about the end of the world. She must be looking forward to being Mrs. Thunderpup in a Mad Max way.

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  36. Margin Clerk

    DevilDog: How short are you going into THE # tomorrow morn?

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  37. RosenRush

    Why fuck with JBX, just go for YUM.

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  38. Repo Man

    DD – I am sure you remember all too well the outcome of your 185% short position after that 20% rally.

    I believe your account went from $6,443.77 to $4,171.06.

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  39. Donny

    I just got back to my Mac Book, and lo-and-behold, you fuckers are killing Mickey Mouse too!

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  40. rat-faced dog

    “If Grandpa Fly was alive, I am sure he’d spit at the television, then proceed to curse them out in Italian. Then, I’d be forced to tell him “Grandpa, it’s only a box with pictures in them. You’re gonna break the tv.” His reply, without a doubt, would be to take off a shoe and throw it at television, then walk away, cursing under his breath.”
    “The Fly” didn’t fall far from the tree.

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  41. Karen Tso

    Thunderpip-

    In your dreams round eye.

    I love Fly long time.

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  42. wildraptor

    We all are fearing the Boogey Man of Bankruptcy right now!! In the end, we’ll realize he was just an imaginary monster.

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  43. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    I was sitting here doing some thinking and looking around and noticed the DOW 30 now has an 86 handle once again, mind you I rarely look at the DOW or these other levels since they mean dick to me, price action in the names I am in pays or clown rapes. So I went to compare my portfolio to where I was when we last had this number a few weeks ago and realized I was a good 20% higher! Of course this could be attributed to a number of things but I think it bears mentioning that these levels should be checked to base performance every once in a while. Are you performing better or worse than the last time we were here? If worse then you need to change your entire strategy and if better then ask yourself why. I know it sounds elementary but sometimes when shit goes fucking wild we forget about these basic principles. Take a look tonight and adjust accordingly. Right now I am hedged 35% short and the rest long with about 10% cash. Most of my positions are paired but I did pick up V today at 51.50 and some Beaver at 10.95 out of sympathy for Fly. By the way you think BEAV is bad, take a look at TXT.

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  44. Thunderpup

    Karen sweet little hard to get Aussie vixen, I swatted the Fly.

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  45. ZenProfit

    g&y:

    V looks to have support around 48.50. Nice.

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  46. Boogey Man of Bankruptcy
    Boogey Man of Bankruptcy

    I may be imaginary.

    The fact the world is drowning in unpayable debt with no hope of sustainable growth to pay it off?

    Real.

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  47. Donny

    More Fuckery from the state of California … do you think this will stimulate the consumer. From my local fish wrap:

    Schwarzenegger wants 9.25% sales tax in O.C.
    November 6th, 2008, 11:46 am

    “Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger today announced a financial rescue package for the state government that includes a 1.5 percentage point hike in the state retail tax that would take Orange County’s sales tax rate to 9.25%. (The state would get 6.5%.) The fresh cash is needed to backfill an $11 billion deficit in this year’s budget.

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  48. scum bucket

    Another 10% and BEAV will go to small cap. Sweet!

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  49. clown rapist

    Devil Dog is an interesting market-timing mechanism

    When he posts constantly, it is time to get long.

    When he disappears into his hole, it is time to get short.

    From the devildog indicator, it clearly isn’t time to get long just yet (not enough posts) but that time is coming.

    Devildog should be incorporated into the PPT — assuming fly hasn’t done that already.

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  50. Karl Marx

    If today’s shit was caused by hedge fund liquidations, just wait until the end of the month…

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  51. Devildog's wife and her 34Ds
    Devildog's wife and her 34Ds

    Devildog is not able to post now, he is counting his money you clown rapist bitch… paper money that is…

    Strange thing is the bank teller will not accept the money for deposit…

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  52. Mr. EB

    Screw you Devildog. I have huge guts. I was 100% long going into the rally at beginning of last week. I was 50%+ net short at the end of election day going into the crash last 2 days.

    I’m not stupid like you being 285% short going into a huge rally. Your investment and portfolio management skills are pitiful. Your return this year is -100%. Relying on your daddy to bail you out of massive margin call shows you would of been wiped out on your own.

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  53. mrkcbill

    BEAV, Beware of this asshole…he will stock you,he will drunk dial you late at night, take you in his time machine and promise you all kinds of shit and then he just dumps you before Sue Herrea[sic] can say Dennis Kneale.

    Your Friends
    HANS,MVIS,BWLD,NOV,VMI,LNN,FMCN,

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  54. mrkcbill

    Fly stop Stocking “The BEAV”

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  55. Employee8

    Stalk ….

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  56. mrkcbill

    Get it and got it… no proofer..still funny, no

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  57. Employee8

    Not as in plants (wheat) found in Kansas fields Mr Bill but to obsessively attempt to follow, make contact or observe …

    …. Ok … you win.

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  58. Don’t forget RIG.

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  59. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    You know what the best part of this drop in oil is, Labamba promised and practically guaranteed lower gas prices and oil when he gets in office. Well guess what will happen, there is only 1 way to go come January and the path of least resistance will be higher, much higher. What happens then? What are those people who said they “will finally be able to pay for their gas when Labamba is elected” say then?

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  60. omfgitsjd

    Well, I’m still up 50% for the year based on timing this shit. Today I took a gamble on Calpine (CPN) just because I feel invulnerable. Granted, there’s a hook really close to my scrotum on this but Damit somebody needs to get rich eventually. If you tell me I’m a dumbass for doing it, just include the reason why.

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  61. Mushroomz

    WTF is wrong with bloomberg.com? What are futures doing?

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  62. Damon

    Dow down 450 points, and my short positions went up, as my long positions went down.

    wtf?

    Toyota stock can’t get a bid in Tokyo 20 minutes into the open. Worst profit in 13 yrs.

    I think HK is a “protected” stock…it reminds me of IBM during the dot-com crash.

    a/k/a: Protected “institutional conspiracy” holdings.

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  63. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Futures are flat right now, up a tick. E-minis will be back at it soon and shitting the bed. They won’t stop selling this shit off until the Messiah stops the rhetoric. Speaking of that, where the fuck is my monthly mortgage check, Jamie Dimon has been calling me today about it. Labamba you need to get that shit to me quick.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P36x8rTb3jI

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  64. I can’t stand to watch shit like that – had to turn it off – Labamba will cut you a check as soon as he redistributes some income from Oprah and the Fly.

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  65. Woodshedder

    Why don’t you folks who are swinging your dicks about your mad trading skillz join Covestor and see if you can catch up with me and good ole Mr. Sykes?

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  66. 80/20

    i’d steer far clear of visa, amigo

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