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Asia Murdered in Early Trading

I’m not providing links to news or give you greaseballs any Fly opinions. Go fetch that shit yourself and read some other assholes blog. I’m too busy to fuck around with you losers.

Oh, and by the way, the market is going to lob your scrotum off tomorrow.

Nite-Nite.

Fly

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91 comments

  1. Woodshedder

    Futures still hanging on, down ~1.2%

    You keep talking this shit Fly and you are gonna fuck up my shorts. Save the chest thumping until I’m outta my trades, please good sir.

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  2. old broke guy

    hilarious. the fly, you are so funny. nite-nite.

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  3. Needle dick the bug fucker

    Woody I hear ya.

    I picked up some SRS in pre-market today. What a ride. My wife is ready to kick my ass out. Im 24/7 on the business channels hopping back and forth. Computer – tv I need to get a boob tube in my office but refuse to pay those direct tv bastards any more money. Fuck them rent equipment I purchased!

    Bottom line Barrak and his hideously dressed wife mean nothing !!! back down we go.

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  4. The Fly

    STFU

    I do not jinx. I bless.

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  5. Wally

    FSLR was murdered today. What a day to be short, I say. Thanks for the tip on selling solars the other day. I shorted FSLR yesterday, but like an idiot, I got out in the morning. I should have re-entered my short position when it came back up, but wasn’t paying attention. Next thing I know, the stock is down $20.

    Oh well, it was a nice gain anyway, plus all my positions are short right now.

    BTW, take a look at CHK. That pig has been running on bullcrap rumors. Over 80 Million shares traded today. That tells me BIG TIME top!

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  6. Aubrey M.

    Keep fucking with CHK, Wally. Chevy Chase will go Wally World on your piker ass.

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  7. Wally

    Nice job Audrey losing your balls on the forced margin selling last month. You will be forced to sell again as your company goes belly up. No one is gonna buy CHK with the debt they have.

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  8. JakeGint

    Wally,

    Stick to bocce.

    ________

    Fly, a query:

    How does one have one’s balls “lobbed?”

    Must one employ John McEnroe, of Douglaston, Queens?

    ______

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  9. Contrarian Indicator
    Contrarian Indicator

    BS. They’re just catching up with today’s US market action. We finish up tomorrow, bizzatch.

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  10. Woodshedder

    Jake, them city boys don’t know the difference between lop and lob.

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  11. Aris

    1k pts will be off the dow in a nanosecond. i’m going to try to scalp a few short points tomorrow, if i get time.

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  12. DB

    Nite-nite Fly…ok, its chart time:

    http://www.ciovaccocapital.com/sys-tmpl/movingaverages/

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  13. The Fly

    you fuckers always lose:

    A lob in tennis is hitting the ball high and deep into the opponent’s court. It can be used as an offensive or defensive weapon depending on the situation.

    A lob is usually hit when an opponent is standing near the net, waiting to volley. The ball should sail over the top of the opponent and into the open court behind him. A good offensive lob cannot be reached by the opponent, yet it is low enough and has enough pace so that the opponent can not run back and chase it down. It can win the point outright, although with some risks involved. Topspin greatly enhances the effectiveness of offensive lob but also makes the stroke more difficult. When executing the lob, players usually hit the ball at an angle between 0 degrees (flat) and 45 degrees (diagonal). Some players, such as Andre Agassi and Lleyton Hewitt have developed good offensive lobs.

    A defensive lob, on the other hand, simply intends to push the opponent back to the baseline and prolong the point. When a player is pulled out of court, a defensive lob is also useful to buy time to run back and get into a better defensive position.

    A lob that is not successful (can be reached by the opponent) is susceptible to being smashed.

    In doubles, spin or slice is applied to the lob, so it will go over the head of a player at the net and bounce away from the baseline player.

    Some players such as Roger Federer are able to manipulate a lob so that it appears the shot is overhit, but dips enough to fall within the baseline, often deceiving the opponent. This is created by generating a great amount of backspin, slicing or cutting the ball over the head of the other player. This shot, which can also be hit with tremendous topspin, is called a “moon volley.”

    In his 1979 autobiography Jack Kramer devotes a page to the best tennis strokes he had ever seen. He writes: “LOB—Riggs of course. But Segura, Bitsy Grant and Rosewall were almost as effective. Connors is coming on strong.”

    Other players known for having excellent lob shots are:

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  14. Woodshedder

    Nice cut and paste. Reminds me of someone from NZ.

    Your error was using “off.” “Lob your scrotum” would have worked fine. Adding “off” means it must somehow be removed, and that means lopping.

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  15. JakeGint

    Tell that Ciovacco fucker he needs a shave.

    (Who knew dey was Eye-talians in Atlanta?)

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  16. Needle dick the bug fucker

    Your error was using “off.” “Lob your scrotum” would have worked fine. Adding “off” means it must somehow be removed, and that means lopping.

    LOL ya lob your balls. Try a sand wedge.

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  17. TraderCaddy

    I have a Wilson Jack Kramer and a Dunlop Maxply racquet both with cat gut and made from wood that have been sitting in my closet for about 30 years. Used to play in high school and tried to walk on at U of Fl. but got whipped by some guy from S. Africa. I volleyed against Chris Evert in Ft. Lauderdale once when she was about 16 years old. I remember when the first Wilson (T2000?) metal racquet came out in about 1970.
    Haven’t played since my son got into golf when he was about 4 years old.

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  18. JakeGint

    ^^^^^

    ???

    Holy shit that was pathetic.

    I’m hoping you were deep into the grappa, ovah heah.

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  19. RC

    FXP for the win! ROFLMAO

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  20. TraderCaddy

    Forgot to mention that I thought Rod Laver had a good lob and I recall some great matches with Rosewell (both Aussies).

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  21. Somebody clue me in…Did fly get into school on a badmitton scholarship?

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  22. JakeGint

    Not you, TC, but the cut and paste.

    Though, not for nothin, one might begin to suspect you could be a touch over the 47.5 “Logan’s Run” limit set here.

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  23. bailout lover

    I haven’t tuned in for a few days, but it’s good to see that your trading is a little less gay, maybe only metro now, carrying around some pretty queer male handbag longs.

    Chambers the Cisco kid has been cheerleading until tonight when he let slip that the outlook for 2009, currently estimated by the market to be +6%, will be down from -5% to -10%.

    That’s got to leave a mark.

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  24. TraderCaddy

    SSSSHHHH on the age thing. Could get banned.

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  25. Sarah Palin

    Is Africa a country or a continent?

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  26. John McCain

    It’s a song by Toto

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  27. John McCain

    Maybe Fly will post it in the band section tomorrow.

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  28. Steve Lukather

    I love that song!

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  29. Hell, do I have to do everything>
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPT_3PEjnsE

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  30. JakeGint

    ^^^^^^

    Definitely the grappa.

    _____

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  31. T MOE

    Auto Execs and UAW to meet with Pelosi. Great another bailout in the hundred of billions of dollars. Just fire up the printing presses and print some more $$.

    With all the liquidity that is being pushed into the system I would think the dollar will weaken and commodities are in for a rise.

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  32. blowhard

    Election over… Paulson’s done propping up the markets… they’re just going to let em tank

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  33. Jeff Porcaro

    Fly managed my money and sold me my “pineapple.”

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  34. arch

    how do you “ride a stock down” ? do you use puts ? and if you do , do you have to pay the total amt of the contract up front or when you exercise the option ?

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  35. T MOE

    Arch ask fly. He is riding the BEAV

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  36. JakeGint

    Holy crap that ancient video was hilarious.

    Was that Michele Obama with the startled look?

    ______

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  37. arch

    FLY,
    could you help me with this please ?how do you “ride a stock down” ? do you use puts ? and if you do , do you have to pay the total amt of the contract up front or when you exercise the option ?

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  38. for arch

    1) like a $50 whore 2) you could 3) you pay the price of the option up front (and not the underlying stock of course) 3.5) you don’t usually exercise long options used for speculation. Hope this helps. Thanks for being on the other side of my put sales (somebody’s gotta do it).

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  39. JakeGint

    You know it’s funny, but I knew next to nothing about Toto… and after checking out that vid, I was going to ask if the drummer was someone’s autistic brother.

    Turns out, I wasn’t far off:

    Jeff Porcaro died in a bizarre gardening accident in 1992.

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  40. Jeff Porcaro's Ghost
    Jeff Porcaro's Ghost

    The tines on the “Garden Weasel” are sharper than they look, I tell you what.

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  41. bailout lover

    Arch,

    Even if someone on this forum takes the trouble to answer this question, you need to do a lot more basic grunt work before you start trading. I mean a lot, many months of preparation if you don’t want a really costly education which the market gladly delivers.
    Sorry if this appears discouraging. It’s reality.

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  42. arch

    thanks it helps , not looking for a call looking for the puts

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  43. arch

    thanks bailout i have been upgrading my skills but sometimes you got to go with your gut ..the warning you give is taken seriously and i have been warned for the record ..thanks

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  44. Tuckertrades

    So glad pulled out of NOV and MOS like FLY said to do, Two days after FLY….

    WIN A FREE CRUISE>>>TWITTER USERS ONLY

    http://tr.im/WINACRUISE

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  45. JakeGint

    Jeff P’s ghost — hilarity.

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  46. The Fly

    STFU Wood before I lob your eyebrows OFF.

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  47. scum bucket

    Methinks Fly needs a LOBotomy.

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  48. JakeGint

    Better to have a bottle in front of me.

    Than a frontal lobotomy.

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  49. BuyOnTheDip.com

    we love MDR!

    this one shitty stock is the “tell” of the entire sector.

    beware & believe.

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  50. BuyOnTheDip.com

    LOBinski?

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  51. BuyOnTheDip.com

    LOBowski.

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  52. arch

    the reason i asked about riding a stock down , was because somebody somewhere caught 1 going up then when it started comming down he said he was going to do something and i think he said ride it all the way down …seems like a smart thing to do ..just dont know how to do it

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  53. DevilDog's Margin Clerk
    DevilDog's Margin Clerk

    Well, you climb up on the thing, squeeze your legs real tight around it’s neck, grab it by the horns, steer it towards the cliff, and ride that thing all the way down.

    Just don’t leverage 200% short, or you’ll be getting a courtesy call.

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  54. Needle dick the bug fucker

    http://www.vnooffice.com/portfolio.php?id=01

    NYC vornado realty, these folks seem to be kidding themselfs. Just bumped up the dividend. Pretty cool site though.

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  55. arch

    just looking for future opportunities. during the next 1000 pt rally

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  56. Donny

    This fuckery is MUCH worse than what most people think. When the Newport & Laguna Beach crowd, stop buying fine Italian automobiles, the entire country is double fucked. This is from my local newspaper.

    Lamborghini O.C. closed — largest dealer of exotic cars

    November 5th, 2008, 4:27 pm · Post a Comment · posted by John Gittelsohn

    The world’s largest Lamborghini dealer, Lamborghini Orange County, has closed and owners aren’t saying why.

    “I can’t talk about anything,” said Vik Keuylian, owner of the Santa Ana-based dealership.

    Lamborghini Orange County is the most glamorous of the bunch. Customers included NBA stars Kobe Bryant and Dennis Rodman. The Keuylians threw promotional parties with celebrities such as Elton John and Sharon Stone. They helicoptered actors Eric Roberts and Luke Perry from Los Angeles to Orange County for a company party in April.

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  57. Thunderpup

    Time to defend the Yen, again.

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  58. Needle dick the bug fucker

    Donny,

    just looking into the reits that SRS holds. looking at the higher capped names seems to me these folks are either doing share buy backs {propping} or increasing the dividend, while gross rev’s are descending, albet orderly.

    Not sure the weighting of any of these in SRS

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  59. The Fly

    5 worst stocks, technically, via PPT:

    No. Ticker Technicals Fundamentals Hybrid Score Hybrid Change
    1 CALM 0.85 3.45 2.02 -30.34%
    2 GDP 0.9 1.85 1.33 -25.7%
    3 SYT 0.9 4.65 2.59 -19.57%
    4 RRC 0.9 4.2 2.39 -13.72%
    5 PVR 0.9 3.4 2.03 -9.78%

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  60. The Fly

    hk is #12, out of 3,404 stocks.

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  61. Karl Marx

    “I can’t talk about anything” says the Lambo guy.

    Isn’t it obvious???:

    “They helicoptered actors Eric Roberts and Luke Perry from Los Angeles to Orange County for a company party in April.”

    OMG WHAT DOUCHEBAGS!!

    Was Danny Bonaduce the MC or what?

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  62. BuyOnTheDip.com

    even the PPT dislikes GDP more than HK.

    hmmmm…..

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  63. Employee8

    Speaking of drummers:

    Jimmy “Bag-O-Donuts” Carl Black, Zappa’s drummer died …

    He did work on “Burnt Weenie Sandwich” and worked with Captain Beefheart and Arthur Brown, famed British singer of “the god of hell fire” with whom he started a painting company in Texas …

    http://www.billboard.com/bbcom/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003887061

    Thinking of Zappa reminds me of the market and Bobby Brown … watch me now, I’m going down … aka CAP!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-s-wzTRwJMg

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  64. Ass Napkin Mike

    Remember the nazz crack?

    those were the days

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  65. Chicken Man Says:

    Look ma my presidental team are all Clintonites. Turn down that Reggie music,

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  66. Michele Obama

    What do you expect, serf?? WE are, after all, the SECOND “black President!”

    ____

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  67. Michele Obama

    And what do you MEAN, serf, by your “reggae music” allusion?

    Where are my Palace Guards, damn them?

    SEEEEEEIIIIIZZZZEEEE HIIIIIIMMKMM!!!

    ____

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  68. j

    BofE slashed the overnight rate by 150 basis points. ECB cut by a paltry 50 basis points.

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  69. Navin Johnson

    I was born a poor, black, child.

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  70. sniper6

    FXP to $100 today, near $200 shortly if the 3 month chart goes through another gyration.

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  71. Jakegint

    Got gold?

    Silver?

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  72. Jakegint

    Oh yeah, get TBT as well.

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  73. If you disagree with the Fly go fuck an armadillo!
    If you disagree with the Fly go fuck an armadillo!

    LVS mixed shelf offering; they should have waited for the Bush/Paulson team to bail them out. Impatient kids, first rule in poker: do not blink…

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  74. Armidillo Fucker

    You’re on crack if you think LVS would get bailout money.

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  75. sniper6

    Fuckin’ Jerry Yang, hahaha asshole, looking for a deal with MSFT now, if I was a shareholder I’d want to strangle him

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  76. Fucker, let me introduce you to sarcasm…

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  77. Donny

    Watch what happens to crude prices, as the market slips back into the fuckery zone. It’s gonna drop below $50. The Oil stocks have been trading like all the problems are behind us. They’re wrong, and they’re gonna get fucking crushed. You can paint a 6 handle on DUG.

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  78. Armidillo Fucker

    Anonymous–

    Is sarcasm the name of your pet armidillo?

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  79. If you disagree with the Fly go fuck an armadillo!
    If you disagree with the Fly go fuck an armadillo!

    yep, that was me fucker

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  80. sniper6

    Thanks for saying what I was thinking Donny, initiated first leg into DUG @ 38.10 pre market

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  81. 80/20

    “Oh yeah, get TBT as well.”

    I agree this looks compelling at some point, but am thinking the Fed is going to push its string to zero, perhaps even before years end.

    PS – Larry Summers, part deux??? GMAFB

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  82. Jake – RQI is akin to CBL – a REIT selling like Armageddon.

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  83. Jakegint

    80/20– TBT is a ten year play.

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  84. Jakegint

    I am checking out Forest City as well…

    Developing…

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  85. 80/20

    As for LVS retesting $5, I’ve got a very counter-intuitive feeling they’ll get all that they need to remain a going concern, and that PATIENT folk will bank some serious coin there. Casino consolidations prolly imminent …

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  86. Donny

    sniper-

    There’s one hell of a gap that’s formed between crude, and how these fucking energy stocks have traded the last 10 days. This is very simple, as crude collapses, margins and profits follow.

    Crude is going down, and it’s gonna stay down. It ain’t going back to $100 for at least a year … probably 2 or 3 years.

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  87. Donnymon – DUG does not seem to be working well – what is wrong?

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  88. 80/20

    “Crude is going down, and it’s gonna stay down. It ain’t going back to $100 for at least a year … probably 2 or 3 years”

    Hope you’re right, but doubt it. Returned weakness in the dollar and an addicted US (even in deep recession) may prove damning again. I could believe it crosses the line again next May.

    Medvedev v. Obama, almost as entertaining as UFC Wired.

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  89. 80/20

    in fact, idiot that i am, i’m buying KYN in here

    “extreme trading” … whipsawn is a real word, right?

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