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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Go Fuck Yourself

I am having my hair lit aflame, by idiots who think the world is ending, and you fuckers think it’s funny?

So the market likes to crash every other day; it’s into that sort of thing. After all, everything is “unprecedented” and entirely “historical.”

Look assholes, buying National-Oilwell Varco, Inc. [[NOV]] and The Mosaic Company [[MOS]] are ultra contrarian plays. Anyone who thought there was no risk, buying a stock down 70%+ from its highs is a fucking imbecile.

Aside from this wonderful oasis of internet fuckery, “The Fly” has real issues to deal with, such as my fucking head being lit aflame by NOV and MOS, not to mention [[UYG]] .

So, pardon me if I am not able to tell you fuckers to go fuck yourselves in the comments section. Just know, that I would tell you that, after any bullshit comments that you may leave.

Back to my gameplan of chasing shit down rabbit holes:

The action in commodities is as bad as you can get, as you know. They are all hitting new lows and all hope is lost, especially with the underlying commodities tanking.

Holding the fort, at least for today, is clearly idiotic. Although I hate to do it, I may force my hand to reduce risk, via applying my cash position into hedges. It makes sense for me, since I still have big gains. As for you: go eat a sandwich.

UPDATE: I sold out of my entire [[UYG]] position and rolled it into [[SKF]]

Clarification: In order to stop the bleeding and act somewhat responsible, I ate a small loss in UYG and went long [[SKF]] , in size. Also, I have a 25% cash position, ready to deploy by the end of the session. Regardless of what I want to happen or think, this fucker is nose diving, on a global scale. So, it makes sense to keep my destroyed commodities, while getting short a few bad banks. If I am top ticking SKF here, it is acceptable, since my longs will protect the upside. In short, I am late, but not stupid.

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65 comments

  1. The Game is Rigged
    The Game is Rigged

    Oh i’m eating a sandwich alright. A shit sandwich. Pass the dentene please.

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  2. long time reader. first time poster
    long time reader. first time poster

    been reading your blog for a long time now…
    you sound shook up for the first time ever.

    dont let the haters give you shit…these are unprecedented times and you should concentrate on your game plan rather than replying to shit bags who have too much time on their hands.

    cheers

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  3. GW

    Sounds like a good time to buy….Nervously stated I might add.
    Who knows anything at this point!!!
    I wish a sudden death upon those that exacerbated our financial debacle…if we look to close below 8712 Dow I’m buying some SRS to hedge partial longs…GLT

    Hey Fly you still own some SRS?

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  4. Ben Bernanke

    hey fly, i’m not understand why you always like to catch a falling knife? you know USA is still in a recession mode and it will go worse than everybody thoughts…

    i say.. short OMG (Oh My God) this name really applies to its condition…

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  5. DEVILDOG

    Tried to honestly warn you last night. But you’re too arrogant and have no vision about the real America built on a mountain of NYC bullshit. Fuck all NYC assholes. Reap what you sew.

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  6. The Contractor

    I can’t decide if I should sell SDS here or hold for the possible crash.

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  7. Kneale's booty call
    Kneale's booty call

    The market was wearing a top hat this morning with fine leather italian shoes and the PPT system was the best thing since black-scholes…of what a difference a couple of hours makes

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  8. Monkey with a Dartboard
    Monkey with a Dartboard

    u mean -410 points is not a crash? unprecedented times indeed…

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  9. DEVILDOG

    Hey Donny how’s DIG working for ya? Better switch to DUG before you loose all your criminal gains this year.

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  10. The Fly

    STFU with the PPT system already. You have zero access to it and have no idea what its saying now.

    Fuck off.

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  11. Asshat Fly Contrarian
    Asshat Fly Contrarian

    Fly is capitulating on commodities?

    This is my BUY signal!

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  12. DEVILDOG

    BTW, I have lot’s of free time today as my accounts go SUPER DUPER GREEN! AAPL…DIVE…DIVE. SDP…CLIMB…CLIMB!

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  13. The Game is Rigged
    The Game is Rigged

    Hey Dog, suck a bag of dicks.

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  14. Darius

    Im still waiting to see “traders jump off buildings, and so does the market!” in my morning paper, thats when I buy!

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  15. My herpes itch

    I thought my balls were afire. Until I grabbed my ass and found my right cheek was cindered.

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  16. wow

    Fly,

    Always Win ? Booked lossed in UYG ?

    Some conviction dude

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  17. Leonard The Monkey

    I wondered what the fuck happened to my dartboard.

    Any close that is down “only” 300 points is considered bullish now a days – didn’t you get the memo?

    Maybe we can rally to -300 into the close – where’s that damn rally monkey.

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  18. darius

    Appl sub 90 by friday!

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  19. Eye No Stuff

    Fucking rally monkey. The bitch took my money and ran away.

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  20. Donny

    Satan Hound … I spit in your face, as I set myself up for yet another egregious victory. Watch and learn.

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  21. pie eater

    The fly bottom is in. Bounce time here at 1:33 pm.

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  22. Big Mike

    Dougie Kass says its a big quant fund going belly up today…

    That’s not you, Fly?

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  23. The Fly

    Fuck everyone on this thread.

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  24. 4fl3x

    UYG is a must buy under $11 😛

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  25. flySwatter

    oh I thought you were going to call the bottom here again.

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  26. Darius

    You gotta think of this as a reverse bubble.

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  27. DJIA

    “Oh i’m eating a sandwich alright. A shit sandwich. Pass the dentene please.”

    +3

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  28. Curious

    Did the PPT suggest NOV and MOS?

    Why would the fly – his bug self – not be benefiting from the PPT? Stil…working out the kinks?

    Does this rather course turn of events bode somewhat ominous for the effectiveness of the much heralded and completely gay PPT?

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  29. Tim Knight

    Hey Fly

    Thinking of changing my blog name to Ca$h from Crash.

    What do you think?

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  30. Darius

    I dont think the PPT (hybrid) Takes into consideration the bigger picture.

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  31. hmmmmmmm

    Scooter…Scooter…

    Not hedging was immature.

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  32. so i herd you liek mudkips
    so i herd you liek mudkips

    This is bold – I predict the Fly will change to “I have seen the future and it has lower stock prices”

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  33. Merlin

    Tim–
    POOF! Your bullshit sell off will soon be over.

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  34. UYG Holder

    Fly, I’m in long UYG @ $8.96, you think I should hold out or sell and take a small profit and cushion my cash reserves?

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  35. Itchy & Scratchy

    Hey give the Fly a break. The man clearly outranks all his peers in performance.

    The best baseball players in history don’t bat a 1,000 but they’re still legends and in the Hall of Fame. So cut the Fly some slack.

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  36. wtf?

    fly, this is what these idiots are all about…

    Schadenfreude (IPA: [??a?d?n?f????d?] Audio (German) (help·info)) is enjoyment taken from the misfortune of someone else. The word referring to this emotion has been borrowed from German by the English language[1] and is sometimes also used as a loanword by other languages.

    Philosopher and sociologist Theodor Adorno defined schadenfreude as “largely unanticipated delight in the suffering of another which is cognized as trivial and/or appropriate.”[2]

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  37. Margin Clerk

    OK…coffee break is over…it’s back out to the trading floor. So many margin calls…so little time.

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  38. JakeGint

    Rip off my leotard and call me skanky, but I think NOV has bottomed here.

    Buying.

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  39. DownTick

    Fly, Are you holding NOV through earnings on Thursday? This selling is overdone, no?

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  40. DEVILDOG

    Hey Donny I’m watching DIG go down. Got any more spit? What am I supposed to learn? How stupid you are?

    I’ve got a lesson for you. The market and DIG will be DOWN BIG tomorrow and Friday too to NEW LOWS. Watch and learn.

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  41. Osama Hussein

    The Fly and DEVILDOG are selling. Time to buy.

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  42. My herpes itch

    Fly,

    No problem, my balls still itch, by friday I will recieve my care box from Liberty Mutual.

    YO

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  43. The Fly

    I will remember all of the fuckers who are taking pokes at me right now and seek vengeance upon them, in some form, in the near future.

    I fucking ban every single one of you. I could give two gay goats about the comments section.

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  44. The Fly

    Tim Knight:

    Your Mother is hermaphrodite and so are you.

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  45. The Fly

    Cubs.com fucker:

    The difference between idiocy and effectiveness is the ability to change ones mind.

    May you die in a puddle of pigs vomit.

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  46. Itchy & Scratchy

    Hey Devildawg, any predictions for the last hour – like dropping like a rock?

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  47. Anton Cigur

    Jake,

    Nice w/the NOV. Bounced off Bollinger Band like a 7 year old Chinese gymnast.

    But I’m afraid you must continue wearing the leotard, Sir.

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  48. Yogi & Boo Boo

    OK. I’m shitting twinkies and fruit pies right about now. Are we going to bounce or are we going to collapse?

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  49. The Contractor

    Out of SDS.

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  50. My herpes itch

    Fly,

    Peace brother.

    Off to walk my wifes Bichon Frise, pus of a dog. I need a walk anyway.

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  51. CashIsKing

    DevilDog called this carnage. Fly should be bitch-slapped for his “godly” declarations earlier in the week.

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  52. StockRake

    This market can suck my dick, but not if it rallies, then I desire no sucking at this moment.

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  53. JakeGint

    Put this on the wrong comment section (pre-ban), but I think $RUT (ting Goat) just hit the bottom of the triangle here and is about to make a break for the gold.

    Caveat in that I thought it should have hit 506-507, but only got to low 509….

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  54. scum bucket

    We rally on 11/7 @ 1:33 – 2:47p. Book it.

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  55. Early to the Party
    Early to the Party

    We’re going higher, saddle up, stfu, and watch

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  56. Out of SDS? I’m looking at getting in. Tasmanian Devil is on a roll here.

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  57. tung

    scum bucket Says:

    We rally on 11/7 @ 1:33 – 2:47p. Book it

    ALMOST TIME AND STILL WAITING FOR THE RALLY

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  58. Adan

    The postings today are completely, absolutely, schadenfreude-like. Quite gay. Bunch of commie bastards.

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  59. dan

    You loaded up on NOV?

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  60. Big Mike

    Look out below, we are fucking crashing…

    Ohh, I am pissed as shit today…should have been a joyous time if I shorted

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  61. Scully

    Stopped out EXM 11.5

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  62. Dennis Kneale Mates With The Rally Monkey
    Dennis Kneale Mates With The Rally Monkey

    This market is for gay red squirrels, only. I know gay red squirrels can’t trade, so fuck off.

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  63. Scully

    long RIO 11.2…scalping

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  64. nncoco

    Every sock and commodity ETF I own is performing like shit. Cash is an 11% loser so where am I supposed to put my money?

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  65. newb

    Fly,

    Shouldn’t you be following the trend instead of fighting it? Why buy MOS and NOV when they are obviously trending down?

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