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A Special Message From Merlin

Poof. Your bullshit bear market rally is over.

-Merlin

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27 comments

  1. Ozark Hillbilly

    Easy come, easy go.

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  2. Paradigm Shift

    Healthy consolidation…
    …so far.

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  3. Margin Clerk

    80 points more and I would have fulfilled my mandate for the day.

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  4. Lucky Razorback

    The VIX will poke above 75 again before this is all said and done.

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  5. Mushroomz

    The Vix is barely up at all. Volume is low. Meh.

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  6. Juice

    Fly – quantify the S&P upside from here that you’re playing for?

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  7. Hmmm

    so you sold all your longs ?

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  8. The Fly

    No. Merlin is independent of me.

    Should Steve Jobs looks fat, the stock will rip higher. Let’s all pray he was busy eating candied apples this quarter. Who cares about the business?

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  9. BOOMER

    NTRI announces Steve Jobs endorsement deal after hours.

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  10. so i herd you liek mudkipz
    so i herd you liek mudkipz

    i refuse to trade in aapl, because it looks like steve’s going to quit soon. obvious observations: he’s gotten everyone else to be presenting for him lately, and he’s done everything he wants to, kill MSFT market share and even built his own modern NeXT cube (aluminum block zomg).

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  11. The Contractor

    Flip a coin. Head we go higher, tails lower.

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  12. mrkcbill

    Lets hope he has “Dunlops Disease”

    Where his belly dun lops over his belt.

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  13. genghis_khan

    Macbook sales may have risen, but I suspect not enough to compensate for a decline in iPhone and iPod sales expectations, which is where Apple’s core business growth is. 2009 expecations are still high imo. Holding on to my small core position through this evening.

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  14. marlin y

    Only way to survive this market is to do what the fly has been doing, be patient and buy in small size on dips. Otherwise, forgetaboutit….

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  15. DJIA

    Abandon all hope ye who enter here.

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  16. Margin Clerk

    I’m just doing my job fuckers.

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  17. Juice

    A test coming tomorrow.

    We will hold or fold?

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  18. ALLPROz

    Hope can never be a part of the equation…now luck…..hmmm

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  19. Pro Trader

    I bought some silver and gold. If earnings suck after hours it should fly. If earnings are good I sell and eat shit.

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  20. Solid Aloomineeum Enclosure
    Solid Aloomineeum Enclosure

    You can puke in me. I am easily washed off.

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  21. ALLPRz

    Put a little cayenne pepper on that there shit trader..helps it go down…..

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  22. Lucky Razorback

    The iBankCoin NewsDesk has just reported breaking news…

    Stocks are for Asshats.

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  23. genghis_khan

    Should we be buying this dip(shit)?

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  24. Donny

    Donny dumps DUG for 45.05 for a VERY small loss.

    What fuckery this market is!

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  25. Scully

    Long QLD @ close. Selliung +10% Sold URPIX from yesterday’s close.

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  26. dexion10

    I am rooting for the fly to make some money – but I think MOS and NOV are huge value traps.

    I’m going to keep reading this blog though… everyone loves a train wreck – ha!

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  27. Slash

    The Bears are alive and well

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