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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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UYG to 60?
world off 5 – 11%…could we be the only market to do better?!?
Every stock or index I follow has the dreaded “limp dick” chart pattern. That’s not normally very good time to buy.
The market will stop trading today. I start buying when Dow hits 7687.
Classic fake of all time!
EVERYONE expects a massive drop – its gonna rocket!
Its like waiting for the killer to strike …
I’m all IN here……..
EVERYONE expects the market to tank and the rocket.
Classic Fake
The markets will continue to tank
Place your bets My Cnut … money where mouth is…
Damn I was looking for a big ibankcoin logo on TO’s helmet..
Watch those sneaky gold miners. Already off the launch pad…
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HOLY SHIT
GL traders.
Skiffles at $200+ and UYG at $7.50!
Time to go “Ultimate Costanza” off the top floor of Jerry’s building.
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i forgot to say … in England, rockets go down!
Well, this is fun…………
And we turn…………………
I have my buys in, I am done for the day. I can’t watch at all. Fuck this shit.
I love it how MarketWatch just keeps putting its headlines in larger and larger font.
It’s like an episode of Star Trek…we need more power! We need more headline power! Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor, not a typesetter!
erm … then up …
If your going to go down, do it in a blaze of glory!
Sell everything! Now!!! Everthing!!!!!
Booyah!!!!
Wow, that was a nice 300 point recovery in 2 minutes!
WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
UPS at $44.50?? ARe you fucking KIDDING Me??
LOL!
HIT THE BID IN UYG!!!
So wait….the world is NOT coming to an end?
Guess I should put my sword back in the closet …bummer….
Bushie should be good for a 400-500 point crash
E*TRADE SUCKS DONKEY SHIT. Just sayin’.
The world in CHK is going to an end. 50% down in a matter of 2 weeks.
FXP!!! Please tell me you’re all out…
Go short LM and long UYG. It’s working out great so far.
BAC actually turned green for a split second…who would of thunk it?
Every freaking time I buy a little UYG I’m within 2% of the day’s top. URGGGGGH!!! @#$%^&*
yeah, this is great, we’re only down 250 pts. Fuckin’ yee-haw.
UYG greeeen???
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holy shit I’m up today.
I was all ready for armageddon, and I get CSCO up 3%. Thank you God.
Can someone please stick a dildo in Mark Haines mounth at least till 2pm?
Thanks in advance.