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38 comments

  1. PTVA

    UYG to 60?

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  2. MAX

    world off 5 – 11%…could we be the only market to do better?!?

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  3. pay attention

    Every stock or index I follow has the dreaded “limp dick” chart pattern. That’s not normally very good time to buy.

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  4. ProTrader

    The market will stop trading today. I start buying when Dow hits 7687.

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  5. Mike Hunt

    Classic fake of all time!

    EVERYONE expects a massive drop – its gonna rocket!

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  6. Mike Hunt

    Its like waiting for the killer to strike …

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  7. ALLPROz

    I’m all IN here……..

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  8. My Cunt

    EVERYONE expects the market to tank and the rocket.
    Classic Fake
    The markets will continue to tank

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  9. Mike Hunt

    Place your bets My Cnut … money where mouth is…

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  10. Goldie

    Damn I was looking for a big ibankcoin logo on TO’s helmet..

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  11. JakeGint

    Watch those sneaky gold miners. Already off the launch pad…

    ______________

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  12. Holy Shit

    HOLY SHIT

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  13. nncoco

    GL traders.

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  14. JakeGint

    Skiffles at $200+ and UYG at $7.50!

    Time to go “Ultimate Costanza” off the top floor of Jerry’s building.

    _

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  15. Mike Hunt

    i forgot to say … in England, rockets go down!

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  16. jjjsix6

    Well, this is fun…………

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  17. ALLPROz

    And we turn…………………

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  18. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    I have my buys in, I am done for the day. I can’t watch at all. Fuck this shit.

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  19. DPeezy

    I love it how MarketWatch just keeps putting its headlines in larger and larger font.

    It’s like an episode of Star Trek…we need more power! We need more headline power! Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor, not a typesetter!

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  20. Mike Hunt

    erm … then up …

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  21. jjjsix6

    If your going to go down, do it in a blaze of glory!

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  22. Jim Cramer

    Sell everything! Now!!! Everthing!!!!!

    Booyah!!!!

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  23. DPeezy

    Wow, that was a nice 300 point recovery in 2 minutes!

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  24. JakeGint

    WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    UPS at $44.50?? ARe you fucking KIDDING Me??

    LOL!

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  25. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    HIT THE BID IN UYG!!!

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  26. ALLPROz

    So wait….the world is NOT coming to an end?

    Guess I should put my sword back in the closet …bummer….

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  27. Market Fool

    Bushie should be good for a 400-500 point crash

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  28. Full Diaper

    E*TRADE SUCKS DONKEY SHIT. Just sayin’.

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  29. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    The world in CHK is going to an end. 50% down in a matter of 2 weeks.

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  30. Austin

    FXP!!! Please tell me you’re all out…

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  31. recusancy

    Go short LM and long UYG. It’s working out great so far.

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  32. ALLPROz

    BAC actually turned green for a split second…who would of thunk it?

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  33. Yogi & Boo Boo

    Every freaking time I buy a little UYG I’m within 2% of the day’s top. URGGGGGH!!! @#$%^&*

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  34. sniper6

    yeah, this is great, we’re only down 250 pts. Fuckin’ yee-haw.

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  35. JakeGint

    UYG greeeen???

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  36. Erin Burnett's Booty Call
    Erin Burnett's Booty Call

    holy shit I’m up today.

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  37. Erin Burnett's Booty Call
    Erin Burnett's Booty Call

    I was all ready for armageddon, and I get CSCO up 3%. Thank you God.

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  38. Market Fool

    Can someone please stick a dildo in Mark Haines mounth at least till 2pm?

    Thanks in advance.

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