TED spreads easing. The Fed and Co. are on the ball. Fear for God and Country is rampant in the American psyche.
This is perfect.
Originally, I was going to get all flaky on you pikers and go small. I changed my mind.
I am buying buckets of The Mosaic Company [[MOS]] , [[DIG]] , National-Oilwell Varco, Inc. [[NOV]] , [[UYG]] and Apple Inc. [[AAPL]] .
However, I will not put both balls on the line today, just one.
I will keep my cash position at 30%, until I run across more celestial buys.
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Fly, you like any of the miners?
Short cut it and buy UYM
YeeeeeHaaaah! I gotta find ole Slim Pickens up here and stop him from droppin that “Armageddon Bomb”.
Any interest in SDS, or is UYG more coiled.
And yes, I said “coiled.”
So Europe’s banks are stable… & no unforseen essplosions [sic] in the pipeline? kick ass!
Fuck AAPL, grab RIMM instead.
Heebner is a genius. Fly, I can’t believe Ken mentioned MOS after you did. Well done.
Heeb can cradle my balls.
Running music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuULcVaMTf0
Been long, getting longer, i foresee a market on close free for all like no other. Get your shares now bitches it’s time to man up.
I dont like this. Smells funny.
My assets under management dwarf yours, maggot.
It’s the cheese that smells funny.
Now shut up and tell me – do I suck?
Or do I blow?
UYG is crap
ROM looks ripe for a rip.
Somebody call for a dwarf maggot?
Hope everybody sold for the next five years when I told them to the other day.
Quick!
Under my beard!
I’ll save all of you!
Bought some QLD yesterday near the close, oh ye of little faith who doubted the power of the GLORC.
Kept my MON, bought a little AAPL.
Smells like profit today Darius.
Hey, breaking wind, you tell ’em!
I think we just figured out who smells funny.
That’s what I call a bottom!
Buying riot breaks out above $SPX 1019
bought and sold UYG. Now I want to log another buy limit order and TD Amertrade tells me not enough funds.
So the order sold but has not cleared. Is that correct?
Karl, you’re killing me…
Needle,
That is correct. I used to screw around with one of the Direxion double long funds until I hit them for a large gain one day. It took ETrade FOUR DAYS to show the money in my account.
When you lose, of course, you realize the loss immediately.
Shouldn’t gold be going up, too?
It’s been falling all day…but we inflated, no?
SMELLS FUNNY!
What, like a clown fart?
More like a bear fart. When hes right behind you ready to eat youuuu!
are you short Darius?
Wasn’t me. Must’ve been the bear. (I always blame it on the bear.)
See you in five years!
I sold my shorts. Dont think this is the in spot for longs.
She meant are you taller than me, Darius?
Darius, Do you want one of my pickinic baskets? I’ll share, but there’s no shortbread, shortcake, or short ribs in it.
sure
hey hey hey, you’re killing me Yogi and Boo Boo 🙂
That didn’t friggin last long!
Im still waiting for something very drastic to happen. People jumping out of windows would do the trick.
rolling over back over fly!!!
patience, patience, bigragu, it took a while to get down here.
Looks like we’re sliding back into the abyss.
Just like I said! Or did I?
Danger: You must be at least THIS TALL for this ride.
(Hand over my head.)
Anyone watching AKS?
Bought 25k FTK because i can.
GLORC
If the best the DOW can do after GLORC is struggle to stay positive we are in big trouble in little china.
The beard is now closed.
RIMM TOO 40!!!!!!!
Poof!! There goes your bullshit rally. The end of the world is briefly postponsed, but not cancelled.
THEFLYISFULLOFSHIT.COM
There’s no short squeeze just yet, shorts aren’t that stupid to get squeezed already…
We rip higher, but not as much as we would had there been a ton of shorts out there.
I’m beginning my speech fuckers. Sell and get out now.
we hit Bottom!!!!
Selling my financial services Rydex fund (for my IRA) at end of today which I bought at the end of the day yesterday.
This has the makings of shorting SnP futures because of AA.
Personally, this market needs AA.
who gives “a rip”
who gives a rip? …not the market
how low can you go?
Aaahhhhhh fuck this shit, right now.
The world’s for sale, and cheap too. The meek can have all of it at these prices.
“The Fed and Co. are on the ball.”
Yeah right, I am from the government and I am here to help you! Fuckin hilarious Fly!