iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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We’re Going to Fucking Rip Today

TED spreads easing. The Fed and Co. are on the ball. Fear for God and Country is rampant in the American psyche.

This is perfect.

Originally, I was going to get all flaky on you pikers and go small. I changed my mind.

I am buying buckets of The Mosaic Company [[MOS]] , [[DIG]] , National-Oilwell Varco, Inc. [[NOV]] , [[UYG]] and Apple Inc. [[AAPL]] .

However, I will not put both balls on the line today, just one.

I will keep my cash position at 30%, until I run across more celestial buys.

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56 comments

  1. Bull Maggot

    Fly, you like any of the miners?

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  2. The Fly

    Short cut it and buy UYM

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  3. Jesse Livermore's Ghost
    Jesse Livermore's Ghost

    YeeeeeHaaaah! I gotta find ole Slim Pickens up here and stop him from droppin that “Armageddon Bomb”.

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  4. Anton Cigur

    Any interest in SDS, or is UYG more coiled.

    And yes, I said “coiled.”

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  5. DSB

    So Europe’s banks are stable… & no unforseen essplosions [sic] in the pipeline? kick ass!

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  6. The Woz

    Fuck AAPL, grab RIMM instead.

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  7. Mushroomz

    Heebner is a genius. Fly, I can’t believe Ken mentioned MOS after you did. Well done.

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  8. The Fly

    Heeb can cradle my balls.

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  9. Anton Cigur

    Running music:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuULcVaMTf0

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  10. The Game is Rigged
    The Game is Rigged

    Been long, getting longer, i foresee a market on close free for all like no other. Get your shares now bitches it’s time to man up.

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  11. Darius

    I dont like this. Smells funny.

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  12. The Heeb

    My assets under management dwarf yours, maggot.

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  13. Dick Fuld's French Nanny
    Dick Fuld's French Nanny

    It’s the cheese that smells funny.

    Now shut up and tell me – do I suck?

    Or do I blow?

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  14. Breaking News

    UYG is crap

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  15. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    ROM looks ripe for a rip.

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  16. James "J" Cramer
    James "J" Cramer

    Somebody call for a dwarf maggot?

    Hope everybody sold for the next five years when I told them to the other day.

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  17. Karl Marx

    Quick!

    Under my beard!

    I’ll save all of you!

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  18. boca

    Bought some QLD yesterday near the close, oh ye of little faith who doubted the power of the GLORC.

    Kept my MON, bought a little AAPL.

    Smells like profit today Darius.

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  19. James "J" Cramer
    James "J" Cramer

    Hey, breaking wind, you tell ’em!

    I think we just figured out who smells funny.

    That’s what I call a bottom!

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  20. Cooper

    Buying riot breaks out above $SPX 1019

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  21. Needle dick the bug fucker

    bought and sold UYG. Now I want to log another buy limit order and TD Amertrade tells me not enough funds.

    So the order sold but has not cleared. Is that correct?

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  22. Groucho Marx

    Karl, you’re killing me…

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  23. Anton Cigur

    Needle,

    That is correct. I used to screw around with one of the Direxion double long funds until I hit them for a large gain one day. It took ETrade FOUR DAYS to show the money in my account.

    When you lose, of course, you realize the loss immediately.

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  24. DPeezy

    Shouldn’t gold be going up, too?
    It’s been falling all day…but we inflated, no?

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  25. Darius

    SMELLS FUNNY!

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  26. Cirque du Soliel
    Cirque du Soliel

    What, like a clown fart?

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  27. Darius

    More like a bear fart. When hes right behind you ready to eat youuuu!

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  28. boca

    are you short Darius?

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  29. James "J" Cramer
    James "J" Cramer

    Wasn’t me. Must’ve been the bear. (I always blame it on the bear.)

    See you in five years!

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  30. Darius

    I sold my shorts. Dont think this is the in spot for longs.

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  31. James "J" Cramer
    James "J" Cramer

    She meant are you taller than me, Darius?

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  32. Yogi & Boo Boo

    Darius, Do you want one of my pickinic baskets? I’ll share, but there’s no shortbread, shortcake, or short ribs in it.

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  33. Darius

    sure

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  34. boca

    hey hey hey, you’re killing me Yogi and Boo Boo 🙂

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  35. The BigRagu

    That didn’t friggin last long!

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  36. Darius

    Im still waiting for something very drastic to happen. People jumping out of windows would do the trick.

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  37. The BigRagu

    rolling over back over fly!!!

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  38. boca

    patience, patience, bigragu, it took a while to get down here.

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  39. James "J" Cramer
    James "J" Cramer

    Looks like we’re sliding back into the abyss.

    Just like I said! Or did I?

    Danger: You must be at least THIS TALL for this ride.

    (Hand over my head.)

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  40. Topper Harley

    Anyone watching AKS?

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  41. The Game is Rigged
    The Game is Rigged

    Bought 25k FTK because i can.

    GLORC

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  42. These Colors Don't Run
    These Colors Don't Run

    If the best the DOW can do after GLORC is struggle to stay positive we are in big trouble in little china.

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  43. Karl Marx

    The beard is now closed.

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  44. Darius

    RIMM TOO 40!!!!!!!

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  45. GoLongArmageddon
    GoLongArmageddon

    Poof!! There goes your bullshit rally. The end of the world is briefly postponsed, but not cancelled.

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  46. Veritas5

    THEFLYISFULLOFSHIT.COM

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  47. gag

    There’s no short squeeze just yet, shorts aren’t that stupid to get squeezed already…
    We rip higher, but not as much as we would had there been a ton of shorts out there.

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  48. Hank Paulson

    I’m beginning my speech fuckers. Sell and get out now.

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  49. permabull

    we hit Bottom!!!!

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  50. TraderCaddy

    Selling my financial services Rydex fund (for my IRA) at end of today which I bought at the end of the day yesterday.

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  51. Breaking News

    This has the makings of shorting SnP futures because of AA.

    Personally, this market needs AA.

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  52. Breaking News

    who gives “a rip”

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  53. Captain Obvious

    who gives a rip? …not the market

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  54. sniper6

    how low can you go?

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  55. sniper6

    Aaahhhhhh fuck this shit, right now.

    The world’s for sale, and cheap too. The meek can have all of it at these prices.

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  56. Curious George

    “The Fed and Co. are on the ball.”

    Yeah right, I am from the government and I am here to help you! Fuckin hilarious Fly!

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