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A Special Message From Merlin

Poof. Your bullshit bailout rally is gone.

-Merlin

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28 comments

  1. funny paranoid retard
    funny paranoid retard

    I got a foil hat so you can’t poof me!
    A little black magic?
    I summon a level 99 minotar! I cast PROTECTIVE SHIELD!!!!
    Lets see you poof us now!

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  2. Marlin

    Retard…

    POOF! Your delusions of adequacy are gone!

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  3. PPT Chairman

    Don’t second guess my ability Mr. Fly.

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  4. Marlin Perkins

    Poof! You’re Dow Jones is tranquilized like a Bengali tiger!

    _______

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  5. Controller

    What rally? Did I miss something?

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  6. poof

    poof we need a selloff so we can squeeze/rip the heads off the market tomorrow.

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  7. BIG MIKE

    Yo Fly,

    What kind of suits you wear? Zegna is having 50% off…

    I might get a few…is that good quality enough for proper IBC dress code?

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  8. Danny

    poof – the market isn’t oversold yet
    poof – buffet has more faith in GS than GE with regaurds[sic] to who may default first.

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  9. CAP

    Zegna is good. Canali is better. Brioni better yet. Don’t forget the A.Testoni shoes. There is nothing worse then someone wearing a $2000 suit with $100 shoes.

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  10. morpheus

    the only thing worse that that is shirts from walmart and shoes fro target..despicable..

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  11. Hank Paulson

    Hey, I invented “poof”. I do it all. Don’t mess with me.

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  12. Viva Las Vegas

    LVS….asspounding djour

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  13. mdawsz

    Holy shit…CLF, CF

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  14. Thunderpup

    This is Paulson, Buffett, Bernanke’s way of saying:

    Get out your effing checkbook!
    We will finance anyone.

    http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5468

    (Not safe for work)

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  15. Thunderpup

    This is Paulson/Bernanke/Buffett’s way of saying:

    Get out yer fuking checkbook!
    We will finance anyone!

    http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5468

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  16. Anton Cigur

    Yesterday:
    Isia suits (if you’re buying off the rack), Charvet shirts (made to measure and they keep the pattern there in Paris so you can just call up and order more), John Lobb & Todd’s shoes…

    Today:
    This old Armani shit still looks cool…

    Tomorrow:
    Urban Outfitters. On sale days.

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  17. Thunderpup

    This is Paulson/Bernanke/Buffett’s way of saying:

    Get out yer farking checkbook!
    We will finance anyone!

    http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5468

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  18. Thunderpup

    This is Paulson/Bernanke/Buffett’s way of saying:

    Get out yer fuking checkbook!
    We will finance anyone!

    funnyordie.com/videos/5468

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  19. DEVILDOG

    Waiting for some hedge fund managers to jump out their windows after the close. Bought MON at $78. I smell an emergency rate cut coming…tomorrow maybe.

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  20. DPeezy

    I bought an Isia shirt the other day. Damn fine stuff.

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  21. Market Fool

    Rumor has it that Nancy Pelosi’s servant/trader/assistant has orded out for grilled chalk sandwiches and monster energy soda for the entire house of cards.

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  22. BIG MIKE

    You guys think Zegna is good enough for IBC dress code?

    I dont know, I have to see what the Fly thinks since hes a “baller”.

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  23. Thunderpup

    You’re all gonna be wearing Carhartts in New New Deal work camps.

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  24. freedom information act
    freedom information act

    what year does the JFK assassination become declassified?

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  25. Anton Cigur

    Whenever the space aliens who run the country out of Area 51 say it’s declassified.

    Trick question.

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  26. We are now headed to a deep depression. Credit markets are frozen, business will soon shut down, equities are a 200% sell, bonds may not be safe, gold should only be bought in pure bricks and not derivative equities as they are getting ass pounded. This could be the end of the market as we know it. DOW 7500 here we come, SnP 800 is on us soon. Good luck out there, its time to cash out.

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  27. FuckBailouts

    The same day they confess that the Bush Regime was behind 911.

    Anybody who thinks nineteen liquor-drinking and rather stupid young Moslems, directed by a gimpy Arab hiding incommunicado in a cave in Afghanistan could pull off a stunt as complex as 911 has shit for brains.

    How the hell could these 19 clowns circumvent our FBI, CIA, INS, Departnent of Defense,
    airport security, simultaneously commandeering FOUR airliners in THREE airports within a 12 minute period, THEN crash them perfectly into three buildings in two cities, with nary a hitch, in a fashion such that all evidence was destroyed?

    Wake up people. The Bush Regime had means, motive, and opportunity to pull off 911.

    The boozing Muslims and gimpy Arab DID NOT.

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