Fuck you Congress. May your viagra pill cause pulmonary embolisms.
UPDATE: I panic sold a lot of knifing names and bought large blocks of [[SRS]] .
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hello everyone
Holy fucking shit.
The people have spoken. They are going to get what they wanted–in spades.
Here’s she comes… a roarin’ back.
I’m covering here.
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recount!!!
where’s Jorge?
I just want to share this moment in time with everyone…
Its the end of the world as we know it…
Where were you during the crash of 2008?
I love the smell of napalm after lunch.
washout of the quarter .. all shit on the table .. next quarter closing positive …
Fucking SRS….Dow Plunges 600 points, shit going backwards…
This is as bad as it gets.
Until it gets worse.
LIMIT DOWN LIMIT DOWN!!!
VIX 46
DEATH
Vote’s still open according to Bloomberg. No changes so far.
Me, or death
$488B more for Iraq? No problem, let’s do it again and again. $700B to stabilize the economy? No way.
This country is screwed up right now.
what follows a crash?….this is why you went to cash
McCain just lost the election
No, ME or death…
I have a sudden urge to liquidate all my stocks. Even those 50 year long term holds.
I’m resisting, but if we’re down 20% from here I’ll be fucking pissed that I didn’t.
Sweet jeebus
I very much dislike the VIX
Cake, please.
Vote Closed. Bill rejected.
Oh, you’re out of cake I see.
Jake,
Can I borrow some of your Skiffles?
The old ones will be fine.
Didn’t I tell you guys I was a comming?
Blue skys…. nothing but blue skys….
wow!
Now all I want to see is each and every Republican fuck get anally raped come November.
Fuck.
I’m so proud the House had the courage to exercise their patriotic duty and vote this bullshit bailout bill down based on ideology. God bless the morons of America who put the pressure on their elected leaders.
Let the liquidations, defaults, bankruptcies and layoffs begin.
Well done.
Any side bets on how low we go before a bounce?
Fuck you, Wall Street Crooks. Not a damned dime. Let them eat pavement; spend the $700bn building new highways and nuclear power plants.
Shit sandwich
Now who doesn’t understand? Liquidate the banks.
wow, my lottery ticket WDG finally pays off, hahahaha!!!
God, i’m 85% cash right now and I’m scared as piss to get in on this
always darkest before the dawn but this is some fucking scary shit
I knew seeing Mr. Mortgage on CNBC was going to cause mayhem.
Geeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhht your kix on Vix forty six!
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As usual, I’m the only fucker buying this panic. Man up ladies.
sniper6 realign your scope…you know what a reverse split is right…nt what you want…
Welcome to Thunderdome!
I like healthcare economy falters and so does people’s health…
Well Fuckers, I’m back and thrilled to be 100% CASH!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfyayWe6_oY
who needs a congress bill when the fed injects $630 billion ?? congross should close the fed ?? btw who owns the fed ? no one knows !!!
Hey look, Cramer just called a bottom!
http://finance.yahoo.com/advances
Someone take a snapshot of this historic advance/decline
98% down volume!
Hey, no fucking gloating. Unless you are The Fly (God), please do not gloat today.
I’m looking more and more sane, by the day…
Anyone want to put on a foil hat, bring some gold and silver and join me in my bomb shelter under my house?
I’ve got all sorts of gold and silver and stuff tucked away….
I can even tell you the stories, about how everyone, even those who appear to be your messiahs from what you once thought of as a messiah, is actually a part of the plan…
People think one party will save you from another, and then you think the fed can save you from the party, and then you think people like Ron Paul can save you from the fed…
it’s all the plan….
Funny how EVERYONE becomes alerted about the value of the dollar, and how it’s in danger, and then IOUSA comes out RIGHT before Congress is going to vote on a bailout. Now there’s this revolution, thinking that by telling their congressmen and women, that they’re going to save the dollar, and nothings going to happen, etc, etc…
David Icke, Ron Paul, Alex Jones, Bill Clinton, Bush, Obama, Greenspan, Bernanke, they’re all involved, even though many of them don’t know it, and are simply “useful idiots” (some more than others). helping an elite group of “circle jerkers” who are more delusionsal than Ive ever been, and they sit around some elite round table, sommoning/hallucinating lizardlike gods that tell them what to do.
Why would I lie? I’ve got tinfoil on my head that knows when the sky is falling, and it is! And the sky is made of blue chese too!
I said earlier today that EEV was going to $150, but I didnt mean today.
Holy shit
Wait for the flush you morons.
I’m gloating like a motherfucker.
Cubs, NOV down $10, you know what time it is.
I missed it I was in a meeting.
thanks El T, I guess I shoulda read the proxy shit they sent. Me so wee todd did
WB is about to start trading. Why the fuck now, I don’t know.
Cubs: I’m never short of cajones, but much like Jeff Macke said last week, I don’t trade a market where I don’t know the rules, and they are making this shit up as they go along.
Dow could go 2000 fucking points in either direction this week. And unless you managed to borrow fly’s time machine, don’t be so quick to congratulate yourself if you get lucky and catch it, because that’s what it was, luck.
Ozark,
Comic relief.
WTF ????? Why does my name keep changing ???
Shit and I said the market would be down atleast 500 looking at Europe
this really is the best entertainment I’ve had in a long time
It is pretty fuck entertaining. And funny if you are short. Muhahahaha!
Though the shit is approaching the fan, it isn’t there yet. This market can easily drop further. The risk is not worth losing your balls.
Patience Fuckers!
This is truly some epic shit.
cause for failure: last speech by the house speaker….fucking bitch!!!
Hot off the Bloomberg press:
“I fear that ultimately it may not work,” said Representative Jeb Hensarling, a Texas Republican, a leader of the opposition. The plan may put the U.S. on the “slippery slope to socialism,” he said.
Boehner is a badass, I live on his street back home in Ohio. He’s a damn good guy, Pelosi is a crazy fuck, you guys wouldn’t believe the stories I have on her.
Well, how’d we do? No need to thank me, just trying to help!
Donny is correct. Stop guessing. YOU DON’T KNOW.
I am emphatic. Give me your money instead, so I can buy beer, video games and hookers.
I wonder what Ben and Hank are thinking about now?
Yes Donny, patiemce is the key. Although I enjoy being the evil scientist on the short side, I would much rather buy and hold some tasty tidbits that the market is about to cough up.
well..
its all about picking the right side with the right timing.
hugs to all, specially those of you who wont buy any christmass presents this year.
I like Doug here, oh thorry, I mean DUG.
I’M SORRY…
the Chinese fire drill will continue in China, so grab some FXP.
What are we doing with these suitcases?
What suitcases?
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Hookers and blow, the best investments. I’m so glad I don’t save any money and can laugh at all you fuckers losing all of yours.
Yogi, they are thinking who’s going to cum on the cookie first and that they are going to make the entire Nation eat it!
YUK!
SRS is a shitty hedge today. What a joke.