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A Special Message From Your Government

Hank Paulson, Bailout Guy, U.S Government, Goldman Sachs

Hey people. There is no moral hazard. Our financial system is the envy of the world. Do yourselves a favor and go buy some bank stocks, especially Goldman Sachs Group, Inc. [[GS]] , or we’ll kick you out of your homes (we own them now) and kill you.

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29 comments

  1. Yogi & Boo Boo

    Update on GS… Buy all you want @135. WTF?

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  2. Q

    RC sez 139 support is now broken. Is GS a buy here?

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  3. Yogi & Boo Boo

    The more Paulson Yaps the lower it goes…

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  4. Buckeye Bob

    Is there still a football game tonight or was that downgraded?

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  5. mrkcbill

    GW-Jake I think you both can agree on this one!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLMF5GM0Kt8

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  6. Q

    Will The Fly be swearing by day’s end?

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  7. Maurice "Hank" Greenberg
    Maurice "Hank" Greenberg

    This Paulson guy gives Hank a bad name, even fake Hanks like me.

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  8. Mushroomz

    If the dow gaps down to say, 10,800 in the morning then rallies and closes above 11,000, what happens? Is the Fly’s curse curse lifted for good, or just temporarily?

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  9. Anton Cigur

    Bob,
    Monday Night Football was downgraded the moment ESPN and Stewart Scott got ahold of it. Fortunately, the primary assets of the enterprise were acquired by Sunday Night Football.

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  10. RFN is beating SKFie by a small amount – RFN is a new and small ETF. Guv’nah Corzine on Fox Business blamed the SEC and regulators – what a maroon! The no. 1 culprit is those responsible for making loans to people who could not afford the purchase. No. 1 job of bankers is not to make bad loans, no?

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  11. The Fly

    who are these idiots on cnbc?

    I demand to know where they were educated.

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  12. PPT Chairman

    This is no laughing matter! I will be sending the black helicopters in on you dicks.

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  13. JakeGint

    That hot little Erin Burnett number who hates Bush is a Williams grad.

    Proving once and for all never to hire Ephman, if you can avoid it, or find someone from Kings College instead.

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  14. MAYOR BLOOMBERG

    I TOTAL BLAME THE SPECULATORS FOR THE MESSY THE FINANCIAL SYSTEM IS IN…AND AIG WILL SURVIVE BECAUSE I SAY SO…

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  15. Danny

    Devry.

    OT – Sproles is da man. Was Hank reffing that Chargers Broncos game yesterday or what? Totally fucked us with 2 horribly blown calls. Have you ever even seen that? “We got that totally wrong, but hey, we blew the whistle.” WTF. Then two plays later, Chmabers’ toe is out an inch…why not blow that call? And the commentator at the end…”what an appropriate ending”

    Fuckin aholes.

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  16. Roger Riney

    I am after you, pikers. It’s margin call time.

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  17. Danny

    I envy the guys Erin fooled around with in college. I can only hope/assume some girl I fooled around with in college will be famous some day. I guess that’s every young man’s dream though.

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  18. Jim Rogers

    I told you ladies 5 months ago. I’m not covering my bank shorts until they are $6.

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  19. mrkcbill

    Danny- Sproles grew up about 8 miles from me.
    The little fucker was so good in Pop Warner that they had to rewrite bylaws and implement Mercy rules and shit.
    Great career at K-State..Marty knew who he was.

    By the way S.D got the Homo Hammer on those calls.

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  20. Ozark Hillbilly

    By the time Power Lunch comes on, I have usually reached my breaking point and I turn to Bloomberg. Then I wonder why I was even watching CNBC to begin with.

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  21. CAP

    Today looks like a bottom to me. Spiking VIX and P/C ratio. Financials getting taken to the cleaners. AIG down 70%+. Lots of fear out there.

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  22. Danny

    the chambers elbows strip was utter garbage. I punched a whole through my TV.

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  23. The Zombie

    I’m going to use textbook TA terms now.
    The volume on the QQQQ is either “reversal” sized volume or “get the fuck outta the way” volume.

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  24. Crisis Solver

    The answer is so obvious. If Waffle House were to merge with AIG, this whole nasty crisis will be over.

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  25. CubsRock

    It’s get the fuck out volume. Look at a 3 yr weekly chart of the SPX. If we break down, it’s going to be PAIN.

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  26. Dick Fuld's French Nanny
    Dick Fuld's French Nanny

    Bring on le fromage des chevres…

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  27. The Cook at Waffle House
    The Cook at Waffle House

    Don’t be talkin’ merger with no AIG…I already done my time in the tank!!!

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  28. JakeGint

    Danny, Chargers was robbed, two weeks in a row now.

    That Cutler fumble call was E GREEJ JUICE.

    And, “Oh yeah, sorry, the replay booth has a “glitch” in Bronco Stadium.” They should make a rule, home team loses in that situation.

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  29. GTM

    http://www.gamingthemarket.com/2008/09/crash-market-and-monopolize-it.html

    Read our three most popular articles and you will be able to see who is pulling the strings and why they knew this would happen. When you dig into the history of the main players you will find a common thread of prime relationships: social, financial, and political.

    For instance, Hank Paulson was Chairman/CEO of Goldman Sachs and on the board of governors of the International Monetary Fund which is closely tied to the Rockefellers who have the Rockefeller Center at Dartmouth where Paulson went to school. They also owned Chase Manhattan Bank which merged with JPM after Phil Gramm paved the way. They sit on the Senate Finance Committee and have guys like Timothy F. Geithner of the New York Fed in their personal think tank called the Council on Foreign Relations. Guess what corporations sit on that board? That’s right Goldman Sachs and JPMorgan Chase.

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