As you know, this Godly site was down all day, due to an unseemly event. Apparently, Vincezo (iBC’s 2nd tier IT guy) took an early lunch and left his bowl of pasta and gravy on the iBC servers. In addition, he left an open bottle of red vino on the adjacent shelf, directly above our server. In an odd twist of fuckery, the wine bottle fell off the shelf, onto the bowl of pasta and sauce, making a fucking mockery of our technology— effectively short circuiting our servers.
I’ll have you know, Vincenzo has been fined and told to never bring gravy into the cold room again.
In other news, I covered my entire [[CATY]] short, for a quick 13% profit, overnight. And, I sold out most of my stupid [[UB]] position.
In addition, I initiated a short position in [[EWBC]]. Those fuckers deserve to be drilled. I see the stock hitting high 4’s, by July 4th.
It looks like the market is trying to rally here, with financials paring losses. I will not buy into this crock o’ shit. Instead, I will sell short more, at higher prices—God willing.
Finally, I heard another rumor about [[MVIS]] yesterday. But, I refuse to share it, since this “source” has sucked balls, for about 1 year and counting.
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Oh, just share the rumor. we will take it with a grain of salt. Promise
MVIS installs micro solar panels and adds a burrito warming tray?
see my nickname.