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Children, Prepare to Die

“The Fly” is coming and he’s after your money. Lock the doors and hide in the kitchen cabinets.

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12 comments

  1. Mushroomz

    *hides*

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  2. MasterDebater

    Perhaps selling SMN appeased the trading gods and they have granted you a rally in FXP to demonstrate their magnanimous nature?

    Freaky, no?

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  3. The Fly

    I have suspended all Fly buys/sells, for they have cursed me.

    I’ll have you know, I bought FXP at the lows today, much to Juice’s chagrin.

    More importantly,I really need free trade with Columbia. My excess coke supply is dwindling.

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  4. newequity

    Hide your gay porn DT.

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  5. big snacks

    the banks wont go down.. lol

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  6. A+

    Fly, will lose respect if you stop the “Fly buys/sells”…..have the balls to do something and then say you did it…..cant play this game scared!

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  7. JakeGint

    Snacks, you wouldn’t say that if you hit DSL at 14.85 today.

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  8. The Fly

    A:

    It is only temporary. I will tell you everything. I am just being superstitious.

    Today, I loaded up on FXP and SRS. Yesterday, I tripled my SKF positions and nearly eliminated SMN.

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  9. Woodshedder

    Fly, I told you how listing your buys and sells causes a jinx. Now, lets hope it doesn’t befall the Cajun.

    Does AAPL report in the morning or evening?

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  10. JakeGint

    ANF about to take the long haul down. Dirty mall rat clothier that it is.

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  11. MarketRaider

    Was I not made fun of just a little while back about being superstitious? Anyway its not your buy/sells that piss of the trading gods, its the endless boasting after you have finally done something right that does. Ask me i have a direct line to the trading gods. They say next time you win, go feed the needy 2 1/2 rib-eyes with your proceeds instead of gorging yourself.

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  12. Dinosaur Trader

    The one known as “newequity” is Dennis Kneale.

    True story.

    -DT

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