iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Going Long Stupidity

Hell, we all know [[GOOG]], [[C]] and [[BAC]] will post disappointing numbers. Looking at the reaction to the share prices of [[JPM]], [[WFC]] and [[MER]], we might as well just pile the fuck into these burning houses.

Earnings? Who cares?

Just buy these stocks and take a few shots of heroin. Everything will be fine.

Ag stocks up too much?

Fuck you.

Those bastards are going up, since people like to eat and shit.

What else makes no sense?

How about shorting some oil and gold up here? While you’re at it, sell you euros and buy dollars.

Finally, tech is a safe haven. Never let anyone tell you differently. Ever.

Just go long some semiconductors, due to Chinese demand—which will never abate.

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23 comments

  1. Snarkmaster Fresh
    Snarkmaster Fresh

    You may never see another dip like this in POT. Max out your credit cards to buy more, it will go up 50% a month so the fees are nuttin.

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  2. CAP

    I’m a pretty relaxed person. Never get stressed out. but this market action the last few days …FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

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  3. Uncle Sam

    Fly do you have a position in GOOG?

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  4. CubsRock

    Well believe it or not, but XLF is still within it’s 9 month downward channel. I think it hits $24 again and again and again.

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  5. T.B. Pickens

    I ‘m taking a shot at DUG here…

    Even though oil will go to $500 because China will buy it at any price.

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  6. The Fly

    Short oil?

    How could you?

    GOOG?

    No position. However, Ragin Cagin’ likes it. Since he’s been on fire, I’ll default to his better judgment on GOOG.

    For the record: GOOG blows.

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  7. Eric Schmidt

    I wont touch GOOG.

    If we disappoint, it will be at $350 by dinner time.

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  8. Gunners

    what is causing this run up in DECK?

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  9. Aris

    GOOG sucks. i hope they deliver their earnings in a steaming turd on hank’s chest.

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  10. mrkcbill

    Go GOOG GO

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  11. Cajun

    just released, GOOG is buying MELI

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=psyche

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  12. Carter Worth

    GOOG blows chunks

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  13. Big Mike

    Today, was clearly a short-covering day…look at all the scrubs stocks. They are up the most…If tomorrow wasn’t options expiration, I would have re-inserted some shorts here.

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  14. SomeDude

    why people reluctant to trade during opex week?

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  15. Zenprofit

    GOOG: 40.00 in 2 minutes??????????

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  16. Cajun

    Cajun wins again

    MELI, AAPL running as well

    The recession is over!

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  17. mrkcbill

    IBankcajun.com

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  18. Zenprofit

    GOOG: +50.00 in 5 minutes?????????

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  19. mdawsz

    cajunbankscoin.com

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  20. steel balls

    sounds like a good plan to me…
    The market is being rediculous because it’s pricing in hyperinflation…

    Once the dollar takes one more hit, then I’ll start playing this market the way people should be playing it.
    Just wait for weird stuff to happen to the extreme before people realize how stupid it is.

    Plus option expiry has people trading things out of wack.

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  21. Dan-O

    GOOG fu*ked ’em in the A$$

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  22. Aris

    GOOG beat; that means buy POT.

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  23. Mushroom Stamp

    LOL KARMA NOT CHANGED, try again later

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