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Digital Underground: Humpty Hump

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5 comments

  1. Danny

    I interpret this as an inside joke.

    “Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
    And all the rappers in the top ten–please allow me to bump thee.
    I’m steppin’ tall, y’all,
    and just like Humpty Dumpty
    you’re gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
    I like to rhyme,
    I like my beats funky,
    I’m spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
    I’m sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
    but sometimes I get ridiculous
    I’ll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
    hey yo fat girl, c’mere–are ya ticklish?
    Yeah, I called ya fat.
    Look at me, I’m skinny”

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  2. alphadawgg

    Where do you come up with this stuff?

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  3. Prospectus

    Fly takes his oatmeal straight up, with milk, peaches, cream, sugar and cinnamon…

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  4. JakeGint

    Alpha — that’s probably one of the most popular rap tunes of all time.

    For white folks at least.

    (Geez, how old are you??)

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  5. JakeGint

    A-dawg. This might be more your decade. This is considered to be the song that “started it all.” The first hip-hop hit, ever:

    Sugar Hill Gang “Rapper’s Delight”

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