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Special Emergency Message from Your Government

Fuck you. Buy the banks already, especially [[LEH]]—or we’ll kill you.

Hank Paulson, U.S. Bank Rescue Team, Goldman Sachs 

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17 comments

  1. CrzyPatel

    After bounce in shanghai today, the morning losses in hang seng turned to gain in the afternoon.
    Although i got in at 77.52 two days ago, i am holdig till next week for huge losses in finance next week or fxp sold in the upper 80s.

    Fly,if you have time can you give us any reasons/instincts as to why FXP, and till when r u plannin to hold.

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  2. Hank Paulson

    FLY

    Buy JOSB for a quick trade. Over 80% of the float is sold short. Are you kidding me? The squeeze is on. Play it for a quick trade.

    add another 2000 shares for a total of 7000 avg cost 26.37.

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  3. nullpointer

    this is my absolute favorite recurring theme/message on this site.

    the last one (“appreciate my candor”) was so good, i copied/pasted into word, and used “the man’s” $50,000 color printer to crank out a bitchin poster-size rendition.

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  4. CubsRock

    Congrats Fly, whatever “it” may be 🙂

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  5. Oxy Moron

    Buy WM too: JPM was willing to pay 5x what they originally offered for Bear. If they offered 8 for WM, they must be willing to bid it up to 40!

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  6. Fruit Of Fly's Loins
    Fruit Of Fly's Loins

    Papa? Is that you, Papa? It’s dark in here, and the light from that man’s head is scary.

    I love you Papa. I promise to grow strong and healthy.

    See you soon, Papa.

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  7. ottnott

    Question for the chart sniffers.

    The market action of recent weeks appears to be driven by drunk goats with unlimited trading accounts.

    Is that formation showing up in your charts?

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  8. JakeGint

    It is an exceptionally funny message. Is that a Roy Lichtenstein (sp?) rendition of our beloved Treasury Sec, btw?

    It’s funny as hell in any case.

    You got the “increasingly hysterical” tone down perfectly too, with the abrupt “Fuck you” to begin. Like it was a Tourette’s tic, or something…

    (You could see Paulson saying, “Oh shit, I’m sorry… did I just say that? … I’ve been under a lot of stress here lately… can we start again?…. Buy the fuggin’ banks already!)

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  9. a

    Way to blow a load in your old lady’s cooze!

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  10. Drunk Goat

    Yes Ott,

    We have unlimited capital….looking for a little payback.

    GWA
    (Goats With an Attitude)

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  11. wow

    fuck. how do you embed video in comments.

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  12. Billy Goat's Gruff
    Billy Goat's Gruff

    Paaaah-haaaaaabst Blue Ribbon, futhermuckers!!

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  13. Scum Bucket

    Right back at you scuzball. I wouldn’t lend the banks a nickel even if I got it free right out of my own a$$hole.

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  14. JakeGint

    Crazy Patel — Are you Hong Kong trader??

    Whatever happened to that guy?

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  15. JakeGint

    Wow — you have to do it twice.

    In other words, embed it the first time, publish (you won’t see it, for some reason it doesn’t “catch” the first time) then go to “edit” and embed it again.

    It should be there the second time.

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  16. wow

    Ahhh, thanks Jake…

    I made a post about Fly’s News & Confirming the Rumors instead, because i’m too stupid to figure that out.

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  17. alphadawgg

    “…or we’ll kill you.”

    I don’t know why, but I always get a chuckle out of that recurring theme. Probably because there’s a smidgeon of conspiratory truth to that.

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