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“The Fly” Just Scored a Major Victory

Developing…

UPDATE: Due to the extreme nature of my new “win,” I am unable to share any details with you (internet leech). So sorry.

You may resume to live out your pedestrian mundane lives.

Thanks.

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27 comments

  1. Gunners

    hired by CNBC?

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  2. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Very curious to what this is as I only see a losing day?

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  3. The Fly

    Ha. Never.

    It is a personal victory of mammoth proportions.

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  4. BanD

    Mrs. Fly visiting her parents for the weekend?

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  5. WallStreetLurker
    WallStreetLurker

    I know fly:

    You just had a full frontal lobotomy, and thus can now trade this market like one of the pros……

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  6. wow

    Rally, what rally? FNM, FRE getting smoked… MER, MS, LEH, GS down… well, ok fuck you C & WM, your time is coming.

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  7. ottnott

    You were finally able to carry your Dunkin Donuts coffee cup in public, instead of pouring it into a Starbucks travel mug.

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  8. CAP

    “It is a personal victory of mammoth proportions”

    Those male penile enhancement pills you were taking finally worked ?

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  9. Leawoodblues

    You received a $600 check from the government?

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  10. JakeGint

    Mrs. Fly pregnant with #4, and it’s a boy?

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  11. Gunners

    Cramer called you on the phone and asked you to stop making fun of him publicly, in exchange for his “top secret super booyah” stock picks?

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  12. Dead Man Walking
    Dead Man Walking

    It’s mammothly important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

    It’s mammothly important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

    It’s mammothly important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you.

    It’s mammothly important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

    It is a personal victory of mammoth proportions that these four women still do not know each other.

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  13. BOOMER

    You have been to the future and the Mets win the World Series?

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  14. Steve

    “You may resume to live out”

    Is the fly russian?

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  15. Hammerin Hank Paulson
    Hammerin Hank Paulson

    You got access to the fed discount window?

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  16. alphadawgg

    The Fly has been named head of trading at a Romanian market maker

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  17. Mushroom Stamp

    Wow, some anonymous internet blogger won something anonymous today. This is fucking amazing. Alert the IRS.

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  18. Hank Paulson

    Buy JOSB for the squeeze. Over 80% of the float is short!!!! Are you fucking kidding me? Its a quick trade but money will be made.

    bought 5000 shares at 26.14

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  19. SatanicChihuahua
    SatanicChihuahua

    Your trader/servant has decided to drop his lawsuit seeking damages for all the shit you’ve hurled at him in the past year?

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  20. JakeGint

    UPDATE: Due to the extreme nature of my new “win,” I am unable to share any details with you (internet leech). So sorry.

    Translation: Jake called it.

    You may resume to live out your pedestrian mundane lives.

    Holy crap, how did you know the working title of my autobiography was “Walking Banality?”

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  21. Tokester

    Yooo managed to “get leequid” on all uf yoor “joozy options” before announcing ze deelootif ovvering?

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  22. BOOMER

    Congrats on the new arrow in your quiver.

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  23. The Zombie

    You guys are killing me. These guesses are hilarious.
    The Fly is God though

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  24. Prospectus

    Somewhere, out on the Pennsylvania Turnpike, there is a truck on the roadside. And behind the truck, there is a truck driver. With no kneecaps. And the word “Guido was here” carved in his forehead.

    V.I.Z.

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  25. JakeGint

    You’ve been promised the satellite remote — no interruptions — for the whole weekend?

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  26. rslg

    I can not belive i just read through all those comments … and wasted a full 1 minute doing it ..

    Just revving up the time machine to take back that 1 wasted minute.

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  27. God particle

    you colided me into myself… this is not good for humanity.

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