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Contest Over: “The Fly” Wins Again, by Default

Even though my [[WM]] short is being ransacked today, I still win the iBC Final Four contest—thanks to the curious absence of “Matt.”

Odd, no?

I’ll have you know, the stock God’s smile upon “The Fly.” In order to allow “The Fly” win this important contest, they probably put “Matt” in his local prison or something equally egregious.

Hence the term, “The Fly” wins all the time, even when he appears to be losing badly.

Festivities pending.

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15 comments

  1. jeff

    The Fly appears to have moved to a fascist regime. I suppose that is to fit in with Pappy.

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  2. hattery

    LOL!
    who is this “matt” anyways, I don’t think I’ve seen him on here, is he just some spectator that doesn’t blog on the PG?

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  3. Prospectus

    So are you saying your own bullshit contest is of more importance than egregious stock market losses? Or am I an ass? Or both?

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  4. ottnott

    Matt is “indisposed”.

    He was driving his truck through Pennsylvania last night, when a lunatic in an AMC Gremlin cut in front of him.

    Police are looking for a battered green Gremlin plastered with stickers picturing what witnesses described variously as pieces of burnt toast or face shots of George Hamilton.

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  5. JakeGint

    This is a usurpation of Kim Jong Il-ian proportions.

    I guess the Uncle Sam motif was just a “beard” after all.

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  6. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Fly: Your getting really lazy on your fly buys and sells. This is not good.

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  7. alphadawgg

    Matt is the Fly’s son, who is presently banished from the computer due to egregious behavior. He was throwing cans of Monster at his tennis instructor and spitting on the newspaper boy (from 300 yards).

    Hence, he cannot claim the victory.

    The Fly wins either way.

    Fascist regime, indeed.

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  8. mdawsz

    Matt is Ragin Cajun no?

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  9. Matt the Final Four Loser
    Matt the Final Four Loser

    I cry foul! (pun intended)

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  10. Joey sack of baseball bats
    Joey sack of baseball bats

    Matt is temporarily unable to respond.

    Fly, have Jeremy send my fee to my PayPal address.

    Thanks, shooter.

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  11. wow

    I think a do-over is in order… bring on APRIL MADNESS!

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  12. nncoco

    Second prize is a set of steak knives and can picked up in the ladies room.

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  13. DPeezy

    Matt’s “disappearance” is akin to mafia witnesses disappearing just in time for the trial. Well done, iBC Hitmen.

    I like wow’s idea…we should make this a monthly contest.

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  14. boca

    Please let me know who has won the 2nd place consolation prize of my very last Bear Stearns foam squeezee toy bear, and where it should be mailed.

    Thanks guys.

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  15. That’s a really nice prize, Fly, but everyone wants one of those huge medallions behind your head and blocking your window.

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