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Whoo-Hoo!

I can’t wait to see the terms of the [[WM]] financing. How in the world did they manage to raise 5 billion?

Well done, “Wamu.”

As for today’s trade:

Do I really have to do this? I mean, you all know how angry I am, seeing bullshit thrown on the wall and sticking. All of my favorite enemies are higher, including the “ag plays.” I’m over here shorting food stocks, while the world is dying of famine. Well done, dick.

After the close, the spastic retards from [[AA]] will fuck up their earnings. They always do. I do not think they were able to deal with the spike in electricity prices, which is a key expense in producing aluminum.

However, aside from that, everything goes higher, thanks to all the “liquidity” in the system. Ho-hum.

Last night, after visiting some family in the middle parts of Pennsylvania, “The Fly” was stalked by some sort of maniacal truck driver, on his way back to NYC.

Apparently, the truck driver didn’t like it when I trailed him with my fucking beamers flashing in his stupid face. Upon passing him, the asshole tailed me, switching lanes, blinking his lights, the whole 9 yards. Egregious shit.

If my family wasn’t in the car, I would have pulled over and played “Joey Baseball Bat” on his head.

All I kept thinking about was how I wished my car had been armed with sidewinder missiles, so that I could blow that fucker into the woods. After about 50 miles, I outmaneuvered him, and left that loser in the dust.

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32 comments

  1. Maniacal Trucker
    Maniacal Trucker

    That was me.

    I was delivering Ag products to Brooklyn.

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  2. Crude Broker

    Today is a perfect day way you need to stay the fuck away from DCR. DCR down %12, UCR up %4… USO which tracks it a tad better, up %2.78. Fucking criminal.

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  3. Big Mike

    Jesus Christ, I’m going to fuckin buy Mosaic, POTASH… this is flat out absurd…I’ll sell when my SMN starts to kick in…

    Anybody know why transports are up when oil is at all time high and the economy is slowing down?

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  4. alphadawgg

    I’m surprised you let that guy stay with you for 50 miles. What kind of car you driving?

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  5. The Fly

    Lexus

    I was booking 80 mph. I didn’t want to go too fast, with everyone in the car. Plus, the highway was desolate. I lost him when I met traffic, able to dart in and out of lanes. He actually attempted to dart with me.

    Dumb fucker.

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  6. punyandy

    Agree with alpha. What kind of puny ass car do you drive?

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  7. Crude Broker

    Yes, Oil is expensive. However gasoline is very “cheap.” Also remember, a lot of major transports have hedged their fuel purchases since every analyst and their mother were calling for $100 crude 2 years ago. Independent refiners are sucking shit right now. VLO is trying their damndest to sell some of their refineries, namely Memphis. No one will buy them. FTO, TSO, WNR, DK, and ALJ are getting the shit kicked out of them due to this problem.

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  8. Suk Mai Dong

    Hahahaha! Stupid Fry, showting food stahks. Waht asshaterly. Oar yu beah shittahs ah going to get yu dick chop off when mahkt continue to mert up. Hahahahaha! (Chinese kung fu movie laugh).

    (Go ahead. Give me negative karma. I’m tlying to blake Joosis lecawd flom rast week)

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  9. alphadawgg

    Good choice using discretion not to drive too fast with the family in the car.

    Did you consider any alternatives?

    I would have made everyone put their headphones on and close their eyes while I fired my “9” into all 18 tires (having to reload to another clip, of course)

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  10. TraderCaddy

    Ag products in Brooklyn? The only Ag products I see in the news that are needed in Brooklyn come from Columbia and Afghanistan.
    No wonder the trucker was after Fly. A Lexus witth New York tags in Pa. Probably had a New York Yankees bumper sticker on the Lexus.

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  11. Mr. Limm

    I fink you all Joose.

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  12. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Thats why I mounted a .50 Cal on top of my car. Love it as long as the shrapnel doesn’t spray too wildly.

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  13. green writer

    Fly,
    In the “richie” neighborhoods that you commonly frequent a baseball bat would have done you well. In the real country of the U.S. your bat would have been met with a .45 caliber S&W…so tread lightly outside of your neighborhood.
    Just some words of advice when you leave Park Avenue….oh yeah fuck AA,WM, and the magik trickers.
    http://www.springfield-armory.com/armory.php?version=5
    Peace

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  14. TraderCaddy

    Fly should hire Gunner to ride shotgun for those out of state car trips.

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  15. Steve

    Hey Dennis, you think you could be a little less obvious when oggling michelle-caruso-cabrerra-cabrenza-dia-los-menudos tits?

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  16. JakeGint

    You should not fuck around with meth-head truckers when you have your kids in the car.

    You just suppress the rage, and pull of at the nearest Wendy’s and get the kids a Frosty or something.

    Speaking from experience.

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  17. The Fly

    Good point GW.

    Everyone in PA carries a rifle, even the small children.

    I must admit, PA should be wiped off the map. It is a vile place, with vile people.

    Lots of blue collar shit going on there.

    No one drives expensive cars out there. WTF?

    Everyone has a pick-up truck.

    Like I said, a vile place.

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  18. JakeGint

    I have to admit, I’ve never seen a stochastic hit “0.00” like this, but sure enough, the $VIX has hit it.

    And I hate to say it, but I don’t think it’s done going down here.

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  19. The Fly

    Jake:

    It was too late to pull over and I was in the middle of nowhere.

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  20. two words: centralia

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  21. TraderCaddy

    Don’t expect Fly to pick up any Presidential Electoral College Votes from Pa. this November with that attitude.

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  22. JakeGint

    Let him pass you, then. A lot of these guys have holes in their brain (literally!) from mainlining too much meth.

    Swiss cheese brains driving 20 tons at 80 mph. Freaking crazy.

    I can’t stand Pennsylvania either. Even Philly sucks.

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  23. green writer

    Fly,
    Don’t be surpised that some of the ugliest, unshaven, dirtiest, loser looking people actually have coin.
    They just don’t care what others think. Pick ups are great for haulin shit. Like my 500lb mother in law.
    Peace

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  24. JakeGint

    Freaking Governor is a Labor Goon gangster. Whaddaya expect?

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  25. alphadawgg

    When all else fails call the Highway Patrol and tell them a meth head trucker, with a “Fuck You Highway Patrolman, Eat Shit” bumper sticker and his lights flashing, is endangering lives.

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  26. JakeGint

    I finally heard the WM “Whoo-hoo” advertisment on the radio.

    “Egregious” doesn’t even begin to describe it.

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  27. BOOMER

    Fly – those dudes are seriously meth’d up. Its the only way they can stay awake during the long haul.

    Side note – I played guitar professionally for two years, as a side man. Toured in a luxury coach backing with a Nashville recording artist. We would sleep feet first in the bunk, to prevent broken neck in the event the driver fell asleep. Guess what? He never fell asleep. EVER. DUDE NEVER SLEPT. Drive all night after the show. Sometimes 18 hrs straight. Drop us at the soundcheck. Hang out. Disappear for two – three hours. Lather rinse repeat.

    Only a meth zombie can do that for 20 cities in a row.

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  28. patrick

    I take it you went to see Mrs. Fly’s fam in PA.

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  29. JakeGint

    Odd that the solars are down here.

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  30. mrkcbill

    Shit all started when Fly gave the Truck driver the Honk your Horn choochoo signal. Showing off for the kids. However nobody told fly you make that with a closed fist….Fly was giving this meth freak the bird..The more he didn’t honk the more intense Fly would Flip him off.

    Check out the movie JOY RIDE
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0206314/
    Great Flick.

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  31. JakeGint

    Is that the one with “Rusty Nail” in it?

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  32. Dinosaur Trader

    Exclusive footage of “the Fly” and the trucker.

    -DT

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