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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Thank God Easter is Over

I was literally dodging accidents along the way to my Easter destination. I’ll have you know, two cars crashed in front of me, sending one of them into a ball of flames. This all occurred on a bridge, mind you.

Then, shortly thereafter, I witnessed 4 more accidents—along my 40 mile trip. To top it off, an egregious motorcycle guy crashed into the bumper of an equally egregious motorist. When I passed the scene, things looked somewhat dire for the motorcycle guy—to say the least.

By the time I got to my destination, I was driving like an old man, scared of bumps and shit, thinking to myself “I’m next.” Paranoid like a crackhead in a rehab center.

However, as fate would have it, “The Fly” was spared from such inconveniences and proceeded to dine like a King—for the remainder of the evening.

As for the pending iBC news:

It has been delayed, unfortunately. Just know, I’m not going to start charging readers for my retarded rants. As a matter of fact, I should pay all of you, for allowing me to tee-off on you fuckers everyday. It’s very therapeutic.

And, I did not sell the site. Who would buy this shitbox anyway?

The news has little to do with you and your stupid lives— and more to do with my vanity.

As for the markets:

I have a slight bullish feeling, for some odd reason. I’m thinking about getting long emerging markets, for a trade. Also, the [[SMN]] may still work, since the commodity excess is being run off.

More on this later.

NOTE: I had the market data removed from the site, after learning many of you fuckers were not abiding by iBC’s strict dress code, which includes white gloves during trading hours.

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15 comments

  1. i win

    1st comment!

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  2. The Fly

    Never say that again.

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  3. Woodshedder

    Why the emerging markets Fly?

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  4. Mushroom Stamp

    Awesome

    Holy shit a slight bullish feeling? Your favorite short MAY still work? the ides of march is upon us

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  5. ezthere

    Watching “Dirty Mary Crazy Larry”. Beer is cold my mortgage is happy.

    Going short term, long Financials.

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  6. Steve

    “By the time I got to my destination, I was driving like an old man, scared of bumps and shit, thinking to myself “I’m next.” Paranoid like a crackhead in a rehab center.”

    lol. Comedy.

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  7. DPeezy

    As much fun as it may be to reveal it piece-by-piece, on a need-to-know basis, it may be helpful to post this dress code somewhere…

    So that we may never roam again.

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  8. The Fly

    Because I rather have long exposure in a diversified manner, unrelated to the US.

    Plus, Hong Kong is beaten down badly.

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  9. Employee8

    How bout Taiwan?

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  10. CubsRock

    I will return with the Futures, till then, Strike On.

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  11. relax

    Anybody reading about the late night JPMorganBear asshattery?

    http://www.cnbc.com/id/23773661/site/14081545/

    “JPMorgan Chase was in talks on Sunday night for a deal that would quintuple its offer for Bear Stearns”

    “it emerged that several “mistakes” were included in the original, hastily written contract”

    “…the Fed was hesitant on Sunday night to approve the transaction at $10 a share…”

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  12. CashIsKing

    WTF is “…Internets Justice”?! Check your header. BTW, glad your Prius did not get banged up.

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  13. Q4

    Credit Suisse’s “price errors”.

    RTC, next melt up.

    Fed will not approve $10 BSC. Shorting heavy once it hits $10. These moves are becoming berry obvious.

    RagingCajun:

    Thanks for the RIMM update. Pear trading options to the long side.

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  14. Dinosaur Trader

    Fly,

    Was the Belt Parkway involved? I’ve had more near death experiences on that nightmare of a road than I care to remember.

    In fact, the Belt Parkway has a lot to do with why I hate the holidays.

    -DT

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  15. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    I win: should you write that faggot shit on this blog again I will ban your whole fucking IP space. Cocksucker.

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