Prepare for the most unbelievable development, ever to hit the internets.
Once again, BEHOLD.
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“Fuck you. The market does what I tell it to.
You’re all guessing fools.”
Someone mark that one down
you finally buying bandwidth?
iBC gets dedicated server … our cup runneth over!
Try again!
Stock discussions and free midget scat porn… all at one convenient URL?
You’re getting bought out by Howard.
(I sure hope not)
Happy Easter, btw.
Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you, I had a meeting the other day with the Mytrade guys, and they gave kudos to Howard for being a “mentor.”
They sold 2 companies within 11 months.
Wrong. Howard is too small for “The Fly.”
Soon you will see.
I’m selling out, if you will.
“I’m selling out, if you will.”
Anyone know what the hell The Fly is babbling about? Did that crazy fool sniff too much turpentine while painting easter eggs or what? So you are selling out i.e. tight leather pants, long poofy hair with lots of hairspray and make-up type of selling out? Are you gonna start singing “Talk dirty to me” or “Sweet Cherry Pie”? Is this like old Metallica (the Cliff Burton days) as opposed to new Metallica type of selling out? Damnit, I don’t need this suspense over my three day weekend!
yes you do
you’re starting an ipo?your own hedgefund? you’re creating a video upload section? a newsletter where people can buy as you add stocks via autotrading? warren Buffett is joining the peanut gallery? you’re calling in on the lightning round announcing “boofuck” to cramer? you’re doing a jv deal with someone so you can sell ebooks of someone to us and get paid, and make it a good deal? you’re going to be writing articles for the street.com?
or youre shorting gold and going long uym, uyg and reversing everything
wait… I know!
you’re going to be staring in a porno with jim cramer…
“getting booyahed up the ass for life because I’m rich or boned trying?”
Congratulations in advance… I feel a major depression will soon hit the one known as DT for bad business decisions made in January.
But anyway, I’m guessing you’ve been bought by Oxygen.
Oh, and Happy Easter to all the IBC tabsters. You’re all a bunch of bitches.
-DT
“Fuck you. The market does what I tell it to.
Eat my sheorts ham bone.
“bought out by Oxygen.”
As they say in Life of Brian:
“Good one, Centaurian!”
I find it hard to believe that M&A can continue well during this perilous time so I want to rule out that for iBC. But then again gayer things have happened such as LEH recovering and being upgraded yesterday.
You are creating your own offshore fund to rake in millions from us internet leeches???
I have it on good authority the monumental event referenced is a legal name change.
“The Fly” will soon be known as “The Dick Bove”.
Bought by Dick Clark Productions and will be turned into a game show?
Due to legal pressure from Apple, iBankCoin was changing its name to youBankCoin.
But due to subsequent legal pressure from YouTube, youBankCoin was changed to heBanksCoin.
But the threat of a “whiny media event” from the National Organization of Women forced a temporary change to sheBanksCoin while they scrambled to come up with a more inclusive name.
Finally, they settled on everybodyBanksCoin.
But a class-action lawsuit from a group of traders who in fact did not “bank coin” caused them to scrap those plans.
Now it’s a toss-up between “nobodyBanksCoin” and “freeMidgetScatPorn”, with the result to be announced on Monday.
I can’t handle the suspense, I need instant gratification. Do we have to get dressed up again for the news?
Happy Easter to all who celebrate the holiday.
Fly releases his identity- on 60 minutes.
Selling out to TSCM for a handful of shares and a cameo appearance on Mad Money?
The fundamentalist investor “The Fly” will once again start pumping MVIS for it’s lack of assets or money making products.
This just in, Bono and The Fly has settled out of court. Terms not disclosed. Rumors of many goats, from Romania, being exchanged to Bono who then will donate them to Africa could not be verified.
No way, Steve. JP Morgan is buying iBC for $2.00 per post.
Or, maybe we could get CNBC (with Dennis Kneale negotiating) in a bidding war with Cramer to buy iBC, simply to stop our evil gossip about financial media personalities.
Hurry up and post Danny’s new video…
That sounds like a Ben B Easter special boca. I hope they are actual 2 dollar bills and come wrapped up tight in brightly colored little plastic eggs. Just like when I was a wee youngster.
Are you talking about IBOC, which is in my back yard, or root beer? Pull your head out Fly.
Boca is close.
Dennis Kneale gets his own tab.
or, Dennis Kneale is the Fly.
i will move to a cave if fly is dennis kneale
i think the sponsor of march madness is co-branding the whole site, expanding content offerings, etc
it’ll suck
Dennis Kneale dreams of being the Fly as he’s falling asleep every night.
Maybe The Fly will be a guest on Fast Money, without revealing his Fly identity, of course.
that would be awesome if Fly was on FM.
he should wear a mask, like this:
http://www.aversion.com/bands/locust/images/locust.jpg
and make sure to say “Fuck” a lot, its live TV!
btw, i have always had a creeping suspicion that Fly was really Jeff Macke…same highly literate condescending attitude, and generally right in his calls.
futures widget has vanished..
Louisville!!
It appears iBC readers will have to wait even longer for a monumental development.
By the way, I witnessed 6 individual car and motorcycle accidents today, while driving into NYC.
Somewhat surreal.
STOP TRADING!!!
Boca was close …. Fly is negotiating a deal with both TheStreet.com and CNBC for reciprocating ad space … hence iBC will appear on their websites (at no charge of course) while banking coin for each of their appearances at this website ….
OH THE HUMANITY!!!
The video is extremely pending. But very high quality, I can assure you of that.
Just fix the server, and save the drama, Drama.
Fly was gonna give Cramer & Dennis Kneale their own tabs but, alas, they crashed into each other whilst drag racing their Harleys on the Henry Hudson.
Employee8, I hope this doesn’t mean I have to start being nice, what would I do with all my suppressed sarcasm?
The Fly was going to get a dedicated server but his HELOC was canceled. Breeheehee!!
Juice – you said Harley’s….
Did you mean Vespa’s?
it’s going subscription. pay up internet leeches.
Okay- Here is my credit card number 21488392710-It’s a Mastercard with an expiration of 02/09.
The full name is TraderCaddyWoods
Please don’t tell anybody.
I’m no leech, I just hope the Fly takes Paypal so I can pay him with the egregious amount of depreciating dollars I earn from sales on the Internets.
I stand corrected by LedBellyBlues. Cramer & Kneale were last sighted duking it out on fancy hotrods.
OH THE HUMANITY!!!
Video now available at the PG …
http://www.ibankcoin.com/peanut_gallery/
This site is going down like a led zeppelin?